14-a burleque biograhy-第2部分

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was　reserving　that　soldier　for　some　grand　mission；　and　so　I　somehow

feared　that　the　only　reason　why　Washington's　case　is　remembered

and　the　others　forgotten　is；　that　in　his　the　prophecy　came　true；

and　in　that　of　the　others　it　didn't。　There　are　not　books　enough

on　earth　to　contain　the　record　of　the　prophecies　Indians　and　other

unauthorized　parties　have　made；　but　one　may　carry　in　his　overcoat

pockets　the　record　of　all　the　prophecies　that　have　been　fulfilled。



I　will　remark　here；　in　passing；　that　certain　ancestors　of　mine　are

so　thoroughly　well…known　in　history　by　their　aliases；　that　I　have

not　felt　it　to　be　worth　while　to　dwell　upon　them；　or　even　mention

them　in　the　order　of　their　birth。　　Among　these　may　be　mentioned

Richard　Brinsley　Twain；　alias　Guy　Fawkes；　John　Wentworth　Twain；

alias　Sixteen…String　Jack；　William　Hogarth　Twain；　alias　Jack　Sheppard；

Ananias　Twain；　alias　Baron　Munchausen；　John　George　Twain；

alias　Captain　Kydd；　and　then　there　are　George　Francis　Twain；

Tom　Pepper；　Nebuchadnezzar；　and　Baalam's　Assthey　all　belong

to　our　family；　but　to　a　branch　of　it　somewhat　distinctly　removed

from　the　honorable　direct　linein　fact；　a　collateral　branch；

whose　members　chiefly　differ　from　the　ancient　stock　in　that；　in　order

to　acquire　the　notoriety　we　have　always　yearned　and　hungered　for；

they　have　got　into　a　low　way　of　going　to　jail　instead　of　getting　hanged。



It　is　not　well；　when　writing　an　autobiography；　to　follow　your　ancestry

down　too　close　to　your　own　timeit　is　safest　to　speak　only　vaguely

of　your　great…grandfather；　and　then　skip　from　there　to　yourself；

which　I　now　do。



I　was　born　without　teethand　there　Richard　III。　　had　the　advantage

of　me；　but　I　was　born　without　a　humpback；　likewise；　and　there　I

had　the　advantage　of　him。　　My　parents　were　neither　very　poor　nor

conspicuously　honest。



But　now　a　thought　occurs　to　me。　　My　own　history　would　really　seem

so　tame　contrasted　with　that　of　my　ancestors；　that　it　is　simply　wisdom

to　leave　it　unwritten　until　I　am　hanged。　　If　some　other　biographies　I

have　read　had　stopped　with　the　ancestry　until　a　like　event　occurred；

it　would　have　been　a　felicitous　thing　for　the　reading　public。　

How　does　it　strike　you？