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ate　will　tell　the　rest　with　pleasure。

*　Act　restraining　the　liberty　of　the　press；　etc。　**　The　engraver　of　the　cuts　before　the　Grub　Street　papers。

I　hope　the　reader　will　excuse　this　digression；　due　by　way　of　condolence　to　my　worthy　brethren　of　Grub　Street；　for　the　approaching　barbarity　that　is　likely　to　overspread　all　its　regions　by　this　oppressive　and　exorbitant　tax。　　It　has　been　my　good　fortune　to　receive　my　education　there；　and　so　long　as　I　preserved　some　figure　and　rank　amongst　the　learned　of　that　society；　I　scorned　to　take　my　degree　either　at　Utrecht　or　Leyden；　though　I　was　offered　it　gratis　by　the　professors　in　those　universities。

And　now　that　posterity　may　not　be　ignorant　in　what　age　so　excellent　a　history　was　written　（which　would　otherwise；　no　doubt；　be　the　subject　of　its　inquiries）；　I　think　it　proper　to　inform　the　learned　of　future　times；　that　it　was　compiled　when　Louis　XIV。　was　King　of　France；　and　Philip　his　grandson　of　Spain；　when　England　and　Holland；　in　conjunction　with　the　Emperor　and　the　Allies；　entered　into　a　war　against　these　two　princes；　which　lasted　ten　years；　under　the　management　of　the　Duke　of　Marlborough；　and　was　put　to　a　conclusion　by　the　Treaty　of　Utrecht；　under　the　ministry　of　the　Earl　of　Oxford；　in　the　year　1713。

Many　at　that　time　did　imagine　the　history　of　John　Bull；　and　the　personages　mentioned　in　it；　to　be　allegorical；　which　the　author　would　never　own。　　Notwithstanding；　to　indulge　the　reader's　fancy　and　curiosity；　I　have　printed　at　the　bottom　of　the　page　the　supposed　allusions　of　the　most　obscure　parts　of　the　story。



THE　HISTORY　OF　JOHN　BULL。



CHAPTER　I。　The　Occasion　of　the　Law　Suit。

I　need　not　tell　you　of　the　great　quarrels　that　have　happened　in　our　neighbourhood　since　the　death　of　the　late　Lord　Strutt；*　how　the　parson**　and　a　cunning　attorney　got　him　to　settle　his　estate　upon　his　cousin　Philip　Baboon；　to　the　great　disappointment　of　his　cousin　Esquire　South。　　Some　stick　not　to　say　that　the　parson　and　the　attorney　forged　a　will；　for　which　they　were　well　paid　by　the　family　of　the　Baboons。　　Let　that　be　as　it　will；　it　is　matter　of　fact　that　the　honour　and　estate　have　continued　ever　since　in　the　person　of　Philip　Baboon。

*　Late　King　of　Spain。　**　Cardinal　Portocarero。

You　know　that　the　Lord　Strutts　have　for　many　years　been　possessed　of　a　very　great　landed　estate；　well　conditioned；　wooded；　watered；　with　coal；　salt；　tin；　copper；　iron；　etc。；　all　within　themselves；　that　it　has　been　the　misfortune　of　that　family　to　be　the　property　of　their　stewards；　tradesmen；　and　inferior　servants；　which　has　brought　great　incumbrances　upon　them；　at　the　same　time；　their　not　abating　of　their　expensive　way　of　living　has　forced　them　to　mortgage　their　best　manors。　　It　is　credibly　reported　that　the　butcher's　and　baker's　bill　of　a　Lord　Strutt　that　lived　two　hundred　years　ago　are　not　yet　paid。

When　Philip　Baboon　came　first　to　the　possession　of　the　Lord　Strutt's　estate；　his　tradesmen；*　as　is　usual　upon　such　occasions；　waited　upon　him　to　wish　him　joy　and　bespeak　his　custom。　　The　two　chief　were　John　Bull；**　the　clothier；　and　Nic。　　Frog；***　the　linendraper。　　They　told　him　that　the　Bulls　and　Frogs　had　served　the　Lord　Strutts　with　draperyware　for　many　years；　that　they　were　honest　and　fair　dealers；　that　their　bills　had　never　been　questioned；　that　the　Lord　Strutts　lived　generously；　and　never　used　to　dirty　their　fingers　with　pen；　ink；　and　counters；　that　his　lordship　might　depend　upon　their　honesty　that　they　would　use　him　as　kindly　as　they　had　done　his　predecessors。　The　young　lord　seemed　to　take　all　in　good　part；　and　dismissed　them　with　a　deal　of　seeming　content；　assuring　them　he　did　not　intend　to　change　any　of　the　honourable　maxims　of　his　predecessors。

*　The　first　letters　of　congratulation　from　King　William　and　the　States　of　Holland　upon　King　Philip's　accession　to　the　crown　of　Spain。　**　The　English。　***　The　Dutch。



CHAPTER　II。　　How　Bull　and　Frog　grew　jealous　that　the　Lord　Strutt　intended　to　give　all　his　custom　to　his　grandfather　Lewis　Baboon。

It　happened　unfortunately　for　the　peace　of　our　neighbourhood　that　this　young　lord　had　an　old　cunning　rogue；　or；　as　the　Scots　call　it；　a　false　loon　of　a　grandfather；　that　one　might　justly　call　a　Jack…　of…all…Trades。*　　Sometimes　you　would　see　him　behind　his　counter　selling　broadcloth；　sometimes　measuring　linen；　next　day　he　would　be　dealing　in　merceryware。　　High　heads；　ribbons；　gloves；　fans；　and　lace　he　understood　to　a　nicety。　　Charles　Mather　could　not　bubble　a　young　beau　better　with　a　toy；　nay；　he　would　descend　even　to　the　selling　of　tape；　garters；　and　shoe…buckles。　　When　shop　was　shut　up　he　would　go　about　the　neighbourhood　and　earn　half…a…crown　by　teaching　the　young　men　and　maids　to　dance。　　By　these　methods　he　had　acquired　immense　riches；　which　he　used　to　squander*　away　at　back…sword；　quarter…staff；　and　cudgel…play；　in　which　he　took　great　pleasure；　and　challenged　all　the　country。　　You　will　say　it　is　no　wonder　if　Bull　and　Frog　should　be　jealous　of　this　fellow。　　〃It　is　not　impossible；〃　says　Frog　to　Bull；　〃but　this　old　rogue　will　take　the　management　of　the　young　lord's　business　into　his　hands；　besides；　the　rascal　has　good　ware；　and　will　serve　him　as　cheap　as　anybody。　　In　that　case；　I　leave　you　to　judge　what　must　become　of　us　and　our　families；　we　must　starve；　or　turn　journeyman　to　old　Lewis　Baboon。　　Therefore；　neighbour；　I　hold　it　advisable　that　we　write　to　young　Lord　Strutt　to　know　the　bottom　of　this　matter。〃

*　The　character　and　trade　of　the　French　nation。　**　The　King's　disposition　to　war。



CHAPTER　III。　　A　Copy　of　Bull　and　Frog's　Letter　to　Lord　Strutt。

My　Lord；I　suppose　your　lordship　knows　that　the　Bulls　and　the　Frogs　have　served　the　Lord　Strutts　with　all　sorts　of　draperyware　time　out　of　mind。　　And　whereas　we　are　jealous；　not　without　reason；　that　your　lordship　intends　henceforth　to　buy　of　your　grandsire　old　Lewis　Baboon；　this　is　to　inform　your　lordship　that　this　proceeding　does　not　suit　with　the　circumstances　of　our　families；　who　have　lived　and　made　a　good　figure　in　the　world　by　the　generosity　of　the　Lord　Strutts。　　Therefore　we　think　fit　to　acquaint　your　lordship　that　you　must　find　sufficient　security　to　us；　our　heirs；　and　assigns　that　you　will　not　employ　Lewis　Baboon；　or　else　we　will　take　our　remedy　at　law；　clap　an　action　upon　you　of　2O；OOO　pounds　for　old　debts；　seize　and　distrain　your　goods　and　chattels；　which；　considering　your　lordship's　circumstances；　will　plunge　you　into　difficulties；　from　which　it　will　not　be　easy　to　extricate　yourself。　　Therefore　we　hope；　when　your　lordship　has　better　considered　on　it；　you　will　comply　with　the　desire　of　　　　　　Your　loving　friends；　　　　　　　　　　　JOHN　BULL；　　　　　　　　　　　NIC。　FROG。

Some　of　Bull's　friends　advised　him　to　take　gentler　methods　with　the　young　lord；　but　John　naturally　loved　rough　play。　　It　is　impossible　to　express　the　surprise　of　the　Lord　Strutt　upon　the　receipt　of　this　letter。　　He　was　not　flush　in　ready　either　to　go　to　law　or　clear　old　debts；　neither　could　he　find　good　bail。　　He　offered　to　bring　matters　to　a　friendly　accommodation；　and　promised；　upon　his　word　of　honour；　that　he　would　not　change　his　drapers；　but　all　to　no　purpose；　for　Bull　and　Frog　saw　clearly　that　old　Lewis　would　have　the　cheating　of　him。



CHAPTER　IV。　　How　Bull　and　Frog　went　to　law　with　Lord　Strutt　about　the　premises；　and　were　joined　by　the　rest　of　the　tradesmen。

All　endeavours　of　accommodation　between　Lord　Strutt　and　his　drapers　proved　vain。　　Jealousies　increased；　and；　indeed；　it　was　rumoured　abroad　that　Lord　Strutt　had　bespoke　his　new　liveries　of　old　Lewis　Baboon。　　This　coming　to　Mrs。　Bull's　ears；　when　John　Bull　came　home；　he　found　all　his　family　in　an　uproar。　　Mrs。　Bull；　you　must　know；　was　very　apt　to　be　choleric。　　〃You　sot；〃　says　she；　〃you　loiter　about　alehouses　and　taverns；　spend　your　time　at　billiards；　ninepins；　or　puppet…shows；　or　flaunt　about　the　streets　in　your　new　gilt　chariot；　never　minding　me　nor　your　numerous　family。　　Don't　you　hear　how　Lord　Strutt　has　bespoke　his　liveries　at　Lewis　Baboon's　shop？　　Don't　you　see　how　that　old　fox　steals　away　your　customers；　and　turns　you　out　of　your　business　every　day；　and　you　sit　like　an　idle　drone；　with　your　hands　in　your　pockets？　　Fie　upon　it。　　Up　man；　rouse　thyself；　I'll　sell　to　my　shift　before　I'll　be　so　used　by　that　knave。〃*　　You　must　think　Mrs。　Bull　had　been　pretty　well　tuned　up　by　Frog；　who　chimed　in　with　her　learned　harangue。　　No　further　delay　now；　but　to　counsel　learned　in　the　law　they　go；　who　unanimously　assured　them　both　of　justice　and　infallible　success　of　their　lawsuit。

*　The　sentiments　and　addresses　of　the　Parliament　at　that　time。

I　told　you　before　that　old　Lewis　Baboon　was　a　sort　of　a　Jack…of…all…trades；　which　made　the　rest　of　the　tradesmen　jealous；　as　well　as　Bull　and　Frog；　they　hearing　of　the　quarrel；　were　glad　of　an　opportunity　of　joining　against　old　Lewis　Baboon；　provided　that　Bull　and　Frog　would　bear　the　charges　of　the　suit。　　Even　lying　Ned；　the　chimney…sweeper　of　Savoy；　and　Tom；　the　Portugal　dustman；　put　in　their　claims；　and　the　cause　was　put　into　the　hands　of　Humphry　Hocus；　the　attorney。

A　declaration　was　drawn　up　to　show　〃That　Bull　and　Frog　had　undoubted　right　by　prescription　to　be　drapers　to　the　Lord　Strutts；　that　there　were　several　old　contracts　to　that　purpose；　that　Lewis　Baboon　had　taken　up　the　trade　of　clothier　and　draper　without　serving　his　time　or　purchasing　his　freedom；　that　he　sold　goods　that　were　not　marketable　without　the　stamp；　that　he　himself　was　more　fit　for　a　bully　than　a　tradesman；　and　went　about　through　all　the　country　fairs　challenging　people　to　fight　prizes；　wrestling　and　cudgel　play；　and　abundance　more　to　this　purpose。〃



CHAPTER　V。　　The　true　characters　of　John　Bull；　Nic。　Frog；　and　Hocus。*

*　Characters　of　the　English　and　Dutch；　and　the　General　Duke　of　Marlborough。

For　the　better　understanding　the　following　history　the　reader　ought　to　know　that　Bull；　in　the　main；　was　an　honest；　plain…dealing　fellow；　choleric；　bold；　and　of　a　very　unconstant　temper；　he　dreaded　not　old　Lewis　either　at　back…sword；　single　falchion；　or　cudgel…play；　but　then　he　was　very　apt　to　quarrel　with　his　best　friends；　especially　if　they　pretended　to　govern　him。　　If　you　flattered　him　you　might　lead　him　like　a　child。　　John's　temper　depended　very　much　upon　the　air；　his　spirits　r