the history of john bull-第6部分
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ll…fours； sold his books； pawned his linen； which we were always forced to redeem。 Then the whole generation of him are so in love with bagpipes and puppet…shows！ I wish you knew what my husband has paid at the pastry…cook's and confectioner's for Naples biscuits； tarts； custards； and sweetmeats。 All this while my husband considered him as a gentleman of a good family that had fallen into decay； gave him good education； and has settled him in a good creditable way of livinghaving procured him； by his interest； one of the best places of the country。 And what return； think you； does this fine gentleman make us？ he will hardly give me or my husband a good word； or a civil expression。 Instead of Sir and Madam （which； though I say it； is our due）； he calls us 〃goody 〃 and 〃gaffer〃 such…a…one； says he did us a great deal of honour to board with us； huffs and dings at such a rate； because we will not spend the little we have left to get him the title and estate of Lord Strutt； and then forsooth； we shall have the honour to be his woollen…drapers。** Besides； Esquire South will be Esquire South still； fickle； proud； and ungrateful。 If he behaves himself so when he depends on us for his daily bread； can any man say what he will do when he is got above the world？
* Something relating to the manners of a great prince； superstition； love of operas； shows； etc。 ** Something relating to forms and titles。
D。 DIEGO。And would you lose the honour of so noble and generous an undertaking？ Would you rather accept this scandalous composition； and trust that old rogue； Lewis Baboon？
MRS。 BULL。Look you； Friend Diego； if we law it on till Lewis turns honest； I am afraid our credit will run low at Blackwell Hall。 I wish every man had his own； but I still say； that Lord Strutt's money shines as bright and chinks as well as Esquire South's。 I don't know any other hold that we tradesmen have of these great folks but their interest： buy dear and sell cheap； and I warrant ye you will keep your customer。 The worst is； that Lord Strutt's servants have got such a haunt about that old rogue's shop； that it will cost us many a firkin of strong beer to bring them back again； and the longer they are in a bad road； the harder it will be to get them out of it。
D。 DIEGO。But poor Frog； what has he done！ On my conscience； if there be an honest； sincere man in the world； it is that Frog。
MRS。 BULL。I think I need not tell you how much Frog has been obliged to our family from his childhood； he carries his head high now； but he had never been the man he is without our help。* Ever since the commencement of this lawsuit； it has been the business of Hocus； in sharing out expenses； to plead for Frog。 〃Poor Frog；〃 says he； 〃is in hard circumstances； he has a numerous family； and lives from hand to mouth； his children don't eat a bit of good victuals from one year's end to the other； but live upon salt herring； sour curd； and borecole。 He does his utmost； poor fellow； to keep things even in the world； and has exerted himself beyond his ability in this lawsuit； but he really has not wherewithal to go on。 What signifies this hundred pounds？ place it upon your side of the account； it is a great deal to poor Frog； and a trifle to you。〃 This has been Hocus's constant language； and I am sure he has had obligations enough to us to have acted another part。
* Complaints of the House of Commons of the unequal burden of the war。
D。 DIEGO。No doubt Hocus meant all this for the best； but he is a tender…hearted； charitable man； Frog is indeed in hard circumstances。
MRS。 BULLHard circumstances！ I swear this is provoking to the last degree。 All the time of the lawsuit； as fast as I have mortgaged； Frog has purchased： from a plain tradesman； with a shop； warehouse； and a country hut with a dirty fish…pond at the end of it； he is now grown a very rich country gentleman； with a noble landed estate； noble palaces； manors； parks； gardens； and farms； finer than any we were ever master of。* Is it not strange； when my husband disbursed great sums every term； Frog should be purchasing some new farm or manor？ so that if this lawsuit lasts； he will be far the richest man in his country。 What is worse than all this； he steals away my customers every day； twelve of the richest and the best have left my shop by his persuasion； and whom； to my certain knowledge； he has under bonds never to return again： judge you if this be neighbourly dealing。
* The Dutch acquisitions in Flanders。
D。 DIEGOFrog is indeed pretty close in his dealings； but very honest： you are so touchy； and take things so hotly； I am sure there must be some mistake in this。
MRS。 BULLA plaguy one indeed！ You know； and have often told me of it； how Hocus and those rogues kept my husband； John Bull； drunk for five years together with punch and strong waters： I am sure he never went one night sober to bed； till they got him to sign the strangest deed that ever you saw in your life。 The methods they took to manage him I'll tell you another time； at present I'll read only the writing。
Articles of Agreement betwixt JOHN BULL； Clothier； and NICHOLAS FROG； Linen…draper。*
* The sentiments of the House of Commons； and their representation of the Barrier Treaty。
I。 That for maintaining the ancient good correspondence and friendship between the said parties； I； Nicholas Frog； do solemnly engage and promise to keep peace in John Bull's family； that neither his wife； children； nor servants； give him any trouble； disturbance； or molestation whatsoever； but to oblige them all to do their duty quietly in their respective stations。 And whereas the said John Bull； from the assured confidence that he has in my friendship； has appointed me executor of his last will and testament； and guardian to his children； I do undertake for me； my heirs and assigns； to see the same duly executed and performed； and that it shall be unalterable in all its parts by John Bull； or anybody else： for that purpose it shall be lawful and allowable for me to enter his house at any hour of the day or night； to break open bars； bolts； and doors； chests of drawers； and strong boxes； in order to secure the peace of my friend John Bull's family； and to see his will duly executed。
II。 In consideration of which kind neighbourly office of Nicholas Frog； in that he has been pleased to accept of the aforesaid trust； I； John Bull； having duly considered that my friend； Nicholas Frog； at this time lives in a marshy soil and unwholesome air； infested with fogs and damps； destructive of the health of himself； wife； and children； do bind and oblige me； my heirs and assigns； to purchase for the said Nicholas Frog； with the best and readiest of my cash； bonds； mortgages； goods and chattels； a landed estate； with parks； gardens； palaces； rivers； fields； and outlets； consisting of as large extent as the said Nicholas Frog shall think fit。 And whereas the said Nicholas Frog is at present hemmed in too close by the grounds of Lewis Baboon； master of the science of defence； I； the said John Bull； do oblige myself with the readiest of my cash； to purchase and enclose the said grounds； for as many fields and acres as the said Nicholas shall think fit； to the intent that the said Nicholas may have free egress and regress； without let or molestation； suitable to the demands of himself and family。
III。 Furthermore； the said John Bull obliges himself to make the country neighbours of Nicholas Frog allot a certain part of yearly rents； to pay for the repairs of the said landed estate； to the intent that his good friend； Nicholas Frog； may be eased of all charges。
IV。 And whereas the said Nicholas Frog did contract with the deceased Lord Strutt about certain liberties； privileges； and immunities； formerly in the possession of the said John Bull； I； the said John Bull； do freely by these presents； renounce； quit； and make over to the said Nicholas； the liberties； privileges； and immunities contracted for； in as full a manner； as if they never had belonged to me。
V。 The said John Bull obliges himself； his heirs and assigns； not to sell one rag of broad or coarse cloth to any gentleman within the neighbourhood of the said Nicholas； except in such quantities and such rates as the said Nicholas shall think fit。 Signed and sealed； JOHN BULL； NIC。 FROG。
The reading of this paper put Mrs。 Bull in such a passion that she fell downright into a fit； and they were forced to give her a good quantity of the spirit of hartshorn before she recovered。
D。 DIEGOWhy in such a passion； cousin？ considering your circumstances at that time； I don't think this such an unreasonable contract。 You see Frog； for all this； is religiously true to his bargain； he scorns to hearken to any composition without your privacy。
MRS。 BULL。You know the contrary。* Read that letter。
＇Reads the superscription。＇ For Lewis Baboon； Master of the Noble Science of Defence。
〃SIR。I understand that you are at this time treating with my friend John Bull； about restoring the Lord Strutt's custom； and besides allowing him certain privileges of parks and fish…ponds； I wonder how you that are a man that knows the world； can talk with that simple fellow。 He has been my bubble these twenty years； and to my certain knowledge； understands no more of his own affairs than a child in swaddling clothes。 I know he has got a sort of a pragmatical silly jade of a wife； that pretends to take him out of my hands； but you and she both will find yourselves mistaken； I'll find those that shall manage her； and for him； he dares as well be hanged as make one step in his affairs without my consent。 If you will give me what you promised him； I will make all things easy； and stop the deeds of ejectment against Lord Strutt： if you will not； take what follows。 I shall have a good action against you； for pretending to rob me of my bubble。 Take this warning from 〃Your loving friend； 〃NIC。 FROG。〃
* Secret negotiations of the Dutch at that time。
I am told； cousin Diego； you are one of those that have undertaken to manage me； and that you have said you will carry a green bag yourself； rather than we shall make an end of our lawsuit： I'll teach them and you too to m
