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Le Frere Lubin is not the man!
Andrew Lang '1844…1912'
THE CHAMELEON
Oft has it been my lot to mark
A proud; conceited; talking spark;
With eyes; that hardly served at most
To guard their master 'gainst a post;
Yet round the world the blade has been
To see whatever could be seen;
Returning from his finished tour;
Grown ten times perter than before;
Whatever word you chance to drop;
The traveled fool your mouth will stop;
〃Sir; if my judgment you'll allow;
I've seen … and sure I ought to know;〃
So begs you'd pay a due submission;
And acquiesce in his decision。
Two travelers of such a cast;
As o'er Arabia's wilds they passed;
And on their way in friendly chat;
Now talked of this; and then of that;
Discoursed awhile; 'mongst other matter;
Of the chameleon's form and nature。
〃A stranger animal;〃 cries one;
〃Sure never lived beneath the sun。
A lizard's body; lean and long;
A fish's head; a serpent's tongue;
Its foot with triple claw disjoined;
And what a length of tail behind!
How slow its pace; and then its hue …
Who ever saw so fine a blue?〃
〃Hold; there;〃 the other quick replies;
〃'Tis green; … I saw it with these eyes;
As late with open mouth it lay;
And warmed it in the sunny ray:
Stretched at its ease; the beast I viewed
And saw it eat the air for food。〃
〃I've seen it; sir; as well as you;
And must again affirm it blue;
At leisure I the beast surveyed;
Extended in the cooling shade。〃
〃'Tis green; 'tis green; sir; I assure ye!〃
〃Green!〃 cries the other in a fury …
〃Why; sir! … d'ye think I've lost my eyes?〃
〃'Twere no great loss;〃 the friend replies;
〃For; if they always serve you thus;
You'll find them of but little use。〃
So high at last the contest rose;
From words they almost came to blows:
When luckily came by a third …
To him the question they referred;
And begged he'd tell 'em; if he knew;
Whether the thing was green or blue。
〃Sirs;〃 cries the umpire; 〃cease your pother!
The creature's neither one or t'other。
I caught the animal last night;
And viewed it o'er by candlelight:
I marked it well … 't was black as jet …
You stare … but; sirs; I've got it yet;
And can produce it。〃 〃Pray; sir; do;
I'll lay my life the thing is blue。〃
〃And I'll be sworn; that when you've seen
The reptile; you'll pronounce him green。〃
〃Well; then; at once to ease the doubt;〃
Replies the man; 〃I'll turn him out:
And when before your eyes I've set him;
If you don't find him black; I'll eat him。〃
He said: then full before their sight
Produced the beast; and lo! … 'twas white。
Both stared; the man looked wondrous wise …
〃My children;〃 the chameleon cries;
(Then first the creature found a tongue);
〃You all are right; and all are wrong:
When next you talk of what you view;
Think others see as well as you:
Nor wonder; if you find that none
Prefers your eyesight to his own。〃
After De La Motte; by James Merrick '1720…1769'
THE BLIND MEN AND THE ELEPHANT
A Hindoo Fable
It was six men of Indostan
To learning much inclined;
Who went to see the Elephant
(Though all of them were blind);
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind。
The First approached the Elephant;
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side;
At once began to bawl:
〃God bless me! but the Elephant
Is very like a wall!〃
The Second; feeling of the tusk;
Cried; 〃Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me 'tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant
Is very like a spear!〃
The Third approached the animal;
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands;
Thus boldly up and spake:
〃I see;〃 quoth he; 〃the Elephant
Is very like a snake!〃
The Fourth reached out an eager hand;
And felt about the knee。
〃What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain;〃 quoth he;
〃'Tis clear enough the Elephant
Is very like a tree!〃
The Fifth who chanced to touch the ear;
Said: 〃E'en the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most;
Deny the fact who can;
This marvel of an Elephant
Is very like a fan!〃
The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the beast to grope;
Than; seizing on the swinging tail
That fell within his scope;
〃I see;〃 quoth he; 〃the Elephant
Is very like a rope!〃
And so these men of Indostan
Disputed loud and long;
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong;
Though each was partly in the right;
And all were in the wrong!
MORAL
So oft in theologic wars;
The disputants; I ween;
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean;
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!
John Godfrey Saxe '1816…1887'
THE PHILOSOPHER'S SCALES
A monk; when his rites sacerdotal were o'er;
In the depths of his cell with its stone…covered floor;
Resigning to thought his chimerical brain;
Once formed the contrivance we now shall explain;
But whether by magic's or alchemy's powers
We know not; indeed; 'tis no business of ours。
Perhaps it was only by patience and care;
At last; that he brought his invention to bear。
In youth 'twas projected; but years stole away;
And ere 'twas complete he was wrinkled and gray;
But success is secure; unless energy fails;
And at length he produced the Philosopher's Scales。
〃What were they?〃 you ask。 You shall presently see;
These scales were not made to weigh sugar and tea。
Oh no; for such properties wondrous had they;
That qualities; feelings; and thoughts they could weigh;
Together with articles small or immense;
From mountains or planets to atoms of sense。
Naught was there so bulky but there it would lay;
And naught so ethereal but there it would stay;
And naught so reluctant but in it must go:
All which some examples more clearly will show。
The first thing he weighed was the head of Voltaire;
Which retained all the wit that had ever been there;
As a weight; he threw in the torn scrap of a leaf
Containing the prayer of the penitent thief;
When the skull rose aloft with so sudden a spell
That it bounced like a ball on the roof of the cell。
One time he put in Alexander the Great;
With the garment that Dorcas had made; for a weight;
And though clad in armor from sandals to crown;
The hero rose up and the garment went down。
A long row of almshouses; amply endowed
By a well…esteemed Pharisee; busy and proud;
Next loaded one scale; while the other was pressed
By those mites the poor widow dropped into the chest:
Up flew the endowment; not weighing an ounce;
And down; down the farthing…worth came with a bounce。
By further experiments (no matter how)
He found that ten chariots weighed less than one plough;
A sword with gilt trappings rose up in the scale;
Though balanced by only a ten…penny nail;
A shield and a helmet; a buckler and spear;
Weighed less than a widow's uncrystallized tear。
A lord and a lady went up at full sail;
When a bee chanced to light on the opposite scale;
Ten doctors; ten lawyers; two courtiers; one earl;
Ten counsellors' wigs; full of powder and curl;
All heaped in one balance and swinging from thence;
Weighed less than a few grains of candor and sense;
A first…water diamond; with brilliants begirt;
Than one good potato just washed from the dirt;
Yet not mountains of silver and gold could suffice
One pearl to outweigh; … 'twas the Pearl of Great Price。
Last of all; the whole world was bowled in at the grate;
With the soul of a beggar to serve for a weight;
When the former sprang up with so strong a rebuff
That it made a vast rent and escaped at the roof!
When balanced in air; it ascended on high;
And sailed up aloft; a balloon in the sky;
While the scale with the soul in't so mightily fell
That it jerked the philosopher out of his cell。
Jane Taylor '1783…1824'
THE MAIDEN AND THE LILY
A lily in my garden grew;
Amid the thyme and clover;
No fairer lily ever blew;
Search all the wide world over。
Its beauty passed into my heart:
I know 'twas very silly;
But I was then a foolish maid;
And it … a perfect lily。
One day a learned man came by;
With years of knowledge laden;
And him I questioned with a sigh;
Like any foolish maiden: …
〃Wise sir; please tell me wherein lies …
I know the question's silly …
The something that my art defies;
And makes a perfect lily。〃
He smiled; then bending plucked the flower;
Then tore it; leaf and petal;
And talked to me for full an hour;
And thought the point to settle: …
〃Therein it lies;〃 at length he cries;
And I … I know 'twas silly …
Could only weep and say; 〃But where …
O doctor; where's my lily?〃
John Fraser '1750…1811'
THE OWL…CRITIC
〃Who stuffed that white owl? No one spoke in the shop:
The barber was busy; and he couldn't stop;
The customers; waiting their turns; were all reading
The Daily; the Herald; the Post; little heeding
The young man who blurted out such a blunt question;
Not one raised a head; or even made a suggestion;
And the barber kept on shaving。
〃Don't you see; Mister Brown;〃
Cried the youth with a frown;
〃How wrong the whole thing is;
How preposterous each wing is;
How flattened the head is; how jammed down the neck is …
In short; the whole owl; what an ignorant wreck 'tis!
I make no apology;
I've learned owl…eology。
I've passed days and nights in a hundred collections;
And cannot be blinded to any deflections
Arising from unskilful fingers that fail
To stuff a bird right; from his beak to his tail。
Mister Brown! Mister Brown!
Do take that bird down;
Or you'll soon be the laughing…stock all over town!〃
And the barber kept on shaving。
〃I've studied owls
And other night fowls;
And I tell you
What I know to be true:
An owl cannot roost
With his limbs s