penrod-第21部分
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holes all the way。 He had paid twenty…two cents for the
accordion; and fifteen for candy; he had bought the mercenary
heart of Mitchy…Mitch for two: it certainly follows that there
remained to him of his dollar; sixty…one centsa fair fortune;
and most unusual。
Arrived upon the populous and festive scene of the Dog and
Pony Show; he first turned his attention to the brightly
decorated booths which surrounded the tent。 The cries of
the peanut vendors; of the popcorn men; of the toy…balloon
sellers; the stirring music of the band; playing before the
performance to attract a crowd; the shouting of excited children
and the barking of the dogs within the tent; all sounded
exhilaratingly in Penrod's ears and set his blood a…tingle。
Nevertheless; he did not squander his money or fling it to the
winds in one grand splurge。 Instead; he began cautiously with
the purchase of an extraordinarily large pickle; which he
obtained from an aged negress for his odd cent; too obvious a
bargain to be missed。 At an adjacent stand he bought a glass of
raspberry lemonade (so alleged) and sipped it as he ate the
pickle。 He left nothing of either。
Next; he entered a small restaurant…tent and for a modest
nickel was supplied with a fork and a box of sardines; previously
opened; it is true; but more than half full。 He consumed the
sardines utterly; but left the tin box and the fork; after which
he indulged in an inexpensive half…pint of lukewarm cider; at one
of the open booths。 Mug in hand; a gentle glow radiating toward
his surface from various centres of activity deep inside him; he
paused for breathand the cool; sweet cadences of the watermelon
man fell delectably upon his ear:
〃Ice…cole WATER…melon; ice…cole water…MELON; the
biggest slice of ICE…cole; ripe; red; ICE…cole; rich an'
rare; the biggest slice of ice…cole watermelon ever cut by
the hand of man! BUY our ICE…cole water…melon?〃
Penrod; having drained the last drop of cider; complied with
the watermelon man's luscious entreaty; and received a round
slice of the fruit; magnificent in circumference and something
over an inch in thickness。 Leaving only the really dangerous
part of the rind behind him; he wandered away from the vicinity
of the watermelon man and supplied himself with a bag of peanuts;
which; with the expenditure of a dime for admission; left a
quarter still warm in his pocket。 However; he managed to 〃break〃
the coin at a stand inside the tent; where a large; oblong paper
box of popcorn was handed him; with twenty cents change。 The box
was too large to go into his pocket; but; having seated himself
among some wistful Polack children; he placed it in his lap and
devoured the contents at leisure during the performance。 The
popcorn was heavily larded with partially boiled molasses; and
Penrod sandwiched mouthfuls of peanuts with gobs of this mass
until the peanuts were all gone。 After that; he ate with less
avidity; a sense almost of satiety beginning to manifest itself
to him; and it was not until the close of the performance that he
disposed of the last morsel。
He descended a little heavily to the outflowing crowd in the
arena; and bought a caterwauling toy balloon; but showed no great
enthusiasm in manipulating it。 Near the exit; as he came
out; was a hot…waffle stand which he had overlooked; and a sense
of duty obliged him to consume the three waffles; thickly
powdered with sugar; which the waffle man cooked for him upon
command。
They left a hottish taste in his mouth; they had not been
quite up to his anticipation; indeed; and it was with a sense of
relief that he turned to the 〃hokey…pokey〃 cart which stood close
at hand; laden with square slabs of 〃Neapolitan ice…cream〃
wrapped in paper。 He thought the ice…cream would be cooling; but
somehow it fell short of the desired effect; and left a peculiar
savour in his throat。
He walked away; too languid to blow his balloon; and passed a
fresh…taffy booth with strange indifference。 A bare…armed man
was manipulating the taffy over a hook; pulling a great white
mass to the desired stage of 〃candying;〃 but Penrod did not pause
to watch the operation; in fact; he averted his eyes (which were
slightly glazed) in passing。 He did not analyze his motives:
simply; he was conscious that he preferred not to look at the
mass of taffy。
For some reason; he put a considerable distance between
himself and the taffy…stand; but before long halted in the
presence of a red…faced man who flourished a long fork over a
small cooking apparatus and shouted jovially: 〃Winnies!
HERE'S your hot winnies! Hot winny…WURST! Food for the
over…worked brain; nourishing for the weak stummick;
entertaining for the tired business man! HERE'S your hot
winnies; three for a nickel; a half…a…dime; the twentieth…pot…of…
a…dollah!〃
This; above all nectar and ambrosia; was the favourite dish
of Penrod Schofield。 Nothing inside him now craved iton the
contrary! But memory is the great hypnotist; his mind argued
against his inwards that opportunity knocked at his door: 〃winny…
wurst〃 was rigidly forbidden by the home authorities。 Besides;
there was a last nickel in his pocket; and nature protested
against its survival。 Also; the redfaced man had himself
proclaimed his wares nourishing for the weak stummick。
Penrod placed the nickel in the red hand of the red…faced
man。
He ate two of the three greasy; cigarlike shapes cordially
pressed upon him in return。 The first bite convinced him that he
had made a mistake; these winnies seemed of a very inferior
flavour; almost unpleasant; in fact。 But he felt obliged to
conceal his poor opinion of them; for fear of offending the red…
faced man。 He ate without haste or eagernessso slowly; indeed;
that he began to think the redfaced man might dislike him; as a
deterrent of trade。 Perhaps Penrod's mind was not working well;
for he failed to remember that no law compelled him to remain
under the eye of the red…faced man; but the virulent repulsion
excited by his attempt to take a bite of the third sausage
inspired him with at least an excuse for postponement。
〃Mighty good;〃 he murmured feebly; placing the sausage in the
pocket of his jacket with a shaking hand。 〃Guess I'll save this
one to eat at home; afterafter dinner。〃
He moved sluggishly away; wishing he had not thought of
dinner。 A side…show; undiscovered until now; failed to arouse
his interest; not even exciting a wish that he had known of its
existence when he had money。 For a time he stared without
attraction; the weather…worn colours conveying no meaning to
comprehension at a huge canvas poster depicting the chief his
torpid eye。 Then; little by little; the poster became more vivid
to his consciousness。 There was a greenish…tinted person in the
tent; it seemed; who thrived upon a reptilian diet。
Suddenly; Penrod decided that it was time to go home。
CHAPTER XX
BROTHERS OF ANGELS
〃Indeed; doctor;〃 said Mrs。 Schofield; with agitation and
profound conviction; just after eight o'clock that evening; 〃I
shall ALWAYS believe in mustard plastersmustard plasters and
hotwater bags。 If it hadn't been for them I don't believed
he'd have LIVED till you got hereI do NOT!〃
〃Margaret;〃 called Mr。 Schofield from the open door of a
bedroom; 〃Margaret; where did you put that aromatic ammonia?
Where's Margaret?〃
But he had to find the aromatic spirits of ammonia himself;
for Margaret was not in the house。 She stood in the shadow
beneath a maple tree near the street corner; a guitar…
case in her hand; and she scanned with anxiety a briskly
approaching figure。 The arc light; swinging above; revealed this
figure as that of him she awaited。 He was passing toward the
gate without seeing her; when she arrested him with a fateful
whisper。
〃BOB!〃
Mr。 Robert Williams swung about hastily。 〃Why; Margaret!〃
〃Here; take your guitar;〃 she whispered hurriedly。 〃I was
afraid if father happened to find it he'd break it all to
pieces!〃
〃What for?〃 asked the startled Robert。
〃Because I'm sure he knows it's yours。〃 〃But what〃
〃Oh; Bob;〃 she moaned; 〃I was waiting here to tell you。 I
was so afraid you'd try to come in〃
〃TRY!〃 exclaimed the unfortunate young man; quite
dumfounded。 〃TRY to come〃
〃Yes; before I warned you。 I've been waiting here to tell
you; Bob; you mustn't come near the house if I were you I'd stay
away from even this neighbourhoodfar away! For a while I don't
think it would be actually SAFE for〃
〃Margaret; will you please〃
〃It's all on account of that dollar you gave Penrod this
morning;〃 she walled。 〃First; he bought that horrible concertina
that made papa so furious 〃But Penrod didn't tell that
I〃
〃Oh; wait!〃 she cried lamentably。 〃Listen! He didn't tell
at lunch; but he got home about dinner…time in the mostwell!
I've seen pale people before; but nothing like Penrod。 Nobody
could IMAGINE itnot unless they'd seen him! And he looked;
so STRANGE; and kept making such unnatural faces; and at
first all he would say was that he'd eaten a little piece of
apple and thought it must have some microbes on it。 But he got
sicker and sicker; and we put him to bedand then we all thought
he was going to dieand; of COURSE; no little piece of apple
would havewell; and he kept getting worse and then he said he'd
had a dollar。 He said he'd spent it for the concertina; and
watermelon; and chocolate…creams; and licorice sticks; and lemon…
drops; and peanuts; and jaw…breakers; and sardines; and raspberry
lemonade; and pickles; and popcorn; and ice…cream; and cider; and
sausagethere was sausage in his pocket; and mamma says his
jacket is ruinedand cinnamon dropsand wafflesand he ate
four or five lobster croquettes at lunchand papa said; ‘Who
gave you that dollar