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forty…four; and of sixty…nine。 But; like twelve; seven is an
honourable age; and the ambition to attain it is laudable。
People look forward to being seven。 Similarly; twenty is worthy;
and so; arbitrarily; is twenty…one; forty…five has great
solidity; seventy is most commendable and each year thereafter an
increasing honour。 Thirteen is embarrassed by the beginnings of
a new colthood; the child becomes a youth。 But twelve is the
very top of boyhood。
Dressing; that morning; Penrod felt that the world was
changed from the world of yesterday。 For one thing; he seemed to
own more of it; this day was HIS day。 And it was a day worth
owning; the midsummer sunshine; pouring gold through his window;
came from a cool sky; and a breeze moved pleasantly in his hair
as he leaned from the sill to watch the tribe of clattering
blackbirds take wing; following their leader from the trees in
the yard to the day's work in the open country。 The blackbirds
were his; as the sunshine and the breeze were his; for they
all belonged to the day which was his birthday and therefore most
surely his。 Pride suffused him: he was twelve!
His father and his mother and Margaret seemed to understand
the difference between to…day and yesterday。 They were at the
table when he descended; and they gave him a greeting which of
itself marked the milestone。 Habitually; his entrance into a
room where his elders sat brought a cloud of apprehension: they
were prone to look up in pathetic expectancy; as if their thought
was; 〃What new awfulness is he going to start NOW?〃 But this
morning they laughed; his mother rose and kissed him twelve
times; so did Margaret; and his father shouted; 〃Well; well!
How's the MAN?〃
Then his mother gave him a Bible and 〃The Vicar of
Wakefield〃; Margaret gave him a pair of silver…mounted hair
brushes; and his father gave him a 〃Pocket Atlas〃 and a small
compass。
〃And now; Penrod;〃 said his mother; after breakfast; 〃I'm
going to take you out in the country to pay your birthday
respects to Aunt Sarah Crim。〃
Aunt Sarah Crim; Penrod's great…aunt; was his oldest living
relative。 She was ninety; and when Mrs。 Schofield and Penrod
alighted from a carriage at her gate they found her digging with
a spade in the garden。
〃I'm glad you brought him;〃 she said; desisting from
labour。 〃Jinny's baking a cake I'm going to send for his
birthday party。 Bring him in the house。 I've got something for
him。〃
She led the way to her 〃sitting…room;〃 which had a pleasant
smell; unlike any other smell; and; opening the drawer of a
shining old what…not; took therefrom a boy's 〃sling…shot;〃 made
of a forked stick; two strips of rubber and a bit of leather。
〃This isn't for you;〃 she said; placing it in Penrod's eager
hand。 〃No。 It would break all to pieces the first time you
tried to shoot it; because it is thirty…five years old。 I want
to send it back to your father。 I think it's time。 You give it
to him from me; and tell him I say I believe I can trust him with
it now。 I took it away from him thirty…five years ago; one day
after he'd killed my best hen with it; accidentally; and broken a
glass pitcher on the back porch with itaccidentally。 He
doesn't look like a person who's ever done things of that sort;
and I suppose he's forgotten it so well that he believes he never
DID; but if you give it to him from me I think he'll
remember。 You look like him; Penrod。 He was anything but a
handsome boy。〃
After this final bit of reminiscenceprobably designed to be
repeated to Mr。 Schofieldshe disappeared in the direction of
the kitchen; and returned with a pitcher of lemonade and a blue
china dish sweetly freighted with flat ginger cookies of a
composition that was her own secret。 Then; having set this
collation before her guests; she presented Penrod with a superb;
intricate; and very modern machine of destructive capacities
almost limitless。 She called it a pocket…knife。
〃I suppose you'll do something horrible with it;〃 she said;
composedly。 〃I hear you do that with everything; anyhow; so you
might as well do it with this; and have more fun out of it。 They
tell me you're the Worst Boy in Town。〃
〃Oh; Aunt Sarah!〃 Mrs。 Schofield lifted a protesting hand。
〃Nonsense!〃 said Mrs。 Crim。
〃But on his birthday!〃
〃That's the time to say it。 Penrod; aren't you the Worst Boy
in Town?〃
Penrod; gazing fondly upon his knife and eating cookies
rapidly; answered as a matter of course; and absently; 〃Yes'm。〃
〃Certainly!〃 said Mrs。 Crim。 〃Once you accept a thing about
yourself as established and settled; it's all right。 Nobody
minds。 Boys are just people; really。〃
〃No; no!〃 Mrs。 Schofield cried; involuntarily。
〃Yes; they are;〃 returned Aunt Sarah。 〃Only they're not
quite so awful; because they haven't learned to cover themselves
all over with little pretences。 When Penrod grows up he'll be
just the same as he is now; except that whenever he does
what he wants to do he'll tell himself and other people a
little story about it to make his reason for doing it seem nice
and pretty and noble。〃
〃No; I won't!〃 said Penrod suddenly。
〃There's one cookie left;〃 observed Aunt Sarah。 〃Are you
going to eat it?〃
〃Well;〃 said her great…nephew; thoughtfully; 〃I guess I
better。〃
〃Why?〃 asked the old lady。 〃Why do you guess you'd
‘better'?〃
〃Well;〃 said Penrod; with a full mouth; 〃it might get all
dried up if nobody took it; and get thrown out and wasted。〃
〃You're beginning finely;〃 Mrs。 Crim remarked。 〃A year ago
you'd have taken the cookie without the same sense of thrift。〃
〃Ma'am?〃
〃Nothing。 I see that you're twelve years old; that's all。
There are more cookies; Penrod。〃 She went away; returning with a
fresh supply and the observation; 〃Of course; you'll be sick
before the day's over; you might as well get a good start。〃
Mrs。 Schofield looked thoughtful。 〃Aunt Sarah;〃 she
ventured; 〃don't you really think we improve as we get older?〃
〃Meaning;〃 said the old lady; 〃that Penrod hasn't much chance
to escape the penitentiary if he doesn't? Well; we do learn to
restrain ourselves in some things; and there are people who
really want someone else to take the last cookie; though
they aren't very common。 But it's all right; the world seems to
be getting on。〃 She gazed whimsically upon her great…nephew and
added; 〃Of course; when you watch a boy and think about him; it
doesn't seem to be getting on very fast。〃
Penrod moved uneasily in his chair; he was conscious that he
was her topic but unable to make out whether or not her
observations were complimentary; he inclined to think they were
not。 Mrs。 Crim settled the question for him。
〃I suppose Penrod is regarded as the neighbourhood curse?〃
〃Oh; no;〃 cried Mrs。 Schofield。 〃He〃
〃I dare say the neighbours are right;〃 continued the old lady
placidly。 〃He's had to repeat the history of the race and go
through all the stages from the primordial to barbarism。 You
don't expect boys to be civilized; do you?〃
〃Well; I〃
〃You might as well expect eggs to crow。 No; you've got to
take boys as they are; and learn to know them as they are。〃
〃Naturally; Aunt Sarah;〃 said Mrs。 Schofield; 〃I KNOW
Penrod。〃
Aunt Sarah laughed heartily。 〃Do you think his father knows
him; too?〃
〃Of course; men are different;〃 Mrs。 Schofield returned;
apologetically。 〃But a mother knows〃
〃Penrod;〃 said Aunt Sarah; solemnly; 〃does your father
understand you?〃
〃Ma'am?〃
〃About as much as he'd understand Sitting Bull!〃 she laughed。
〃And I'll tell you what your mother thinks you are; Penrod。 Her
real belief is that you're a novice in a convent。〃
〃Ma'am?〃
〃Aunt Sarah!〃
〃I know she thinks that; because whenever you don't behave
like a novice she's disappointed in you。 And your father really
believes that you're a decorous; well…trained young business man;
and whenever you don't live up to that standard you get on his
nerves and he thinks you need a walloping。 I'm sure a day very
seldom passes without their both saying they don't know what on
earth to do with you。 Does whipping do you any good; Penrod?〃
〃Ma'am?〃
〃Go on and finish the lemonade; there's about glassful left。
Oh; take it; take it; and don't say why! Of COURSE you're a
little pig。〃
Penrod laughed gratefully; his eyes fixed upon her over the
rim of his uptilted glass。
〃Fill yourself up uncomfortably;〃 said the old lady。 〃You're
twelve years old; and you ought to be happyif you aren't
anything else。 It's taken over nineteen hundred years of
Christianity and some hundreds of thousands of years of other
things to produce you; and there you sit!〃
〃Ma'am?〃
〃It'll be your turn to struggle and muss things up; for the
betterment of posterity; soon enough;〃 said Aunt Sarah Crim。
〃Drink your lemonade!〃
CHAPTER XXIX
FANCHON
〃Aunt Sarah's a funny old lady;〃 Penrod observed; on the way back
to the town。 〃What's she want me to give papa this old sling
for? Last thing she said was to be sure not to forget to give it
to him。 HE don't want it; and she said; herself; it ain't
any good。 She's older than you or papa; isn't she?〃
〃About fifty years older;〃 answered Mrs。 Schofield; turning
upon him a stare of perplexity。 〃Don't cut into the leather with
your new knife; dear; the livery man might ask us to pay if
No。 I wouldn't scrape the paint off; eithernor whittle
your shoe with it。 COULDN'T you put it up until we get
home?〃
〃We goin' straight home?〃
〃No。 We're going to stop at Mrs。 Gelbraith's and ask a
strange little girl to come to your party; this afternoon。〃
〃Who?〃
〃Her name is Fanchon。 She's Mrs。 Gelbraith's little niece。〃
〃What makes her so