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you on the sums of money you won by the main of cocks at …。 I hope
you brought it all safe home。' 'Safe home!' said the landlord; 'I
brought myself safe home; and that was all; came home without a
shilling; regularly done; cleaned out。' 'I am sorry for that;'
said I; 'but after you had won the money; you ought to have been
satisfied; and not risked it again … how did you lose it? I hope
not by the pea and thimble。' 'Pea and thimble;' said the landlord
… 'not I; those confounded cocks left me nothing to lose by the pea
and thimble。' 'Dear me;' said I; 'I thought that you knew your
birds。' 'Well; so I did;' said the landlord; 'I knew the birds to
be good birds; and so they proved; and would have won if better
birds had not been brought against them; of which I knew nothing;
and so do you see I am done; regularly done。' 'Well;' said I;
'don't be cast down; there is one thing of which the cocks by their
misfortune cannot deprive you … your reputation; make the most of
that; give up cock…fighting; and be content with the custom of your
house; of which you will always have plenty; as long as you are the
wonder and glory of the neighbourhood。'
The landlord struck the table before him violently with his fist。
'Confound my reputation!' said he。 'No reputation that I have will
be satisfaction to my brewer for the seventy pounds I owe him。
Reputation won't pass for the current coin of this here realm; and
let me tell you; that if it ain't backed by some of it; it ain't a
bit better than rotten cabbage; as I have found。 Only three weeks
since I was; as I told you; the wonder and glory of the
neighbourhood; and people used to come to look at me; and worship
me; but as soon as it began to be whispered about that I owed money
to the brewer; they presently left off all that kind of thing; and
now; during the last three days; since the tale of my misfortune
with the cocks has got wind; almost everybody has left off coming
to the house; and the few who does; merely comes to insult and
flout me。 It was only last night that fellow; Hunter; called me an
old fool in my own kitchen here。 He wouldn't have called me a fool
a fortnight ago; 'twas I called him fool then; and last night he
called me old fool; what do you think of that? … the man that beat
Tom of Hopton; to be called; not only a fool; but an old fool; and
I hadn't heart; with one blow of this here fist into his face; to
send his head ringing against the wall; for when a man's pocket is
low; do you see; his heart ain't much higher; but it is of no use
talking; something must be done。 I was thinking of you just as you
came in; for you are just the person that can help me。'
'If you mean;' said I; 'to ask me to lend you the money which you
want; it will be to no purpose; as I have very little of my own;
just enough for my own occasions; it is true; if you desired it; I
would be your intercessor with the person to whom you owe the
money; though I should hardly imagine that anything I could say … '
'You are right there;' said the landlord; 'much the brewer would
care for anything you could say on my behalf … your going would be
the very way to do me up entirely。 A pretty opinion he would have
of the state of my affairs if I were to send him such a 'cessor as
you; and as for your lending me money; don't think I was ever fool
enough to suppose either that you had any; or if you had that you
would be fool enough to lend me any。 No; no; the coves of the ring
knows better; I have been in the ring myself; and knows what a
fighting cove is; and though I was fool enough to back those birds;
I was never quite fool enough to lend anybody money。 What I am
about to propose is something very different from going to my
landlord; or lending any capital; something which; though it will
put money into my pocket; will likewise put something handsome into
your own。 I want to get up a fight in this here neighbourhood;
which would be sure to bring plenty of people to my house; for a
week before and after it takes place; and as people can't come
without drinking; I think I could; during one fortnight; get off
for the brewer all the sour and unsaleable liquids he now has;
which people wouldn't drink at any other time; and by that means;
do you see; liquidate my debt; then; by means of betting; making
first all right; do you see; I have no doubt that I could put
something handsome into my pocket and yours; for I should wish you
to be the fighting man; as I think I can depend upon you。' 'You
really must excuse me;' said I; 'I have no wish to figure as a
pugilist; besides; there is such a difference in our ages; you may
be the stronger man of the two; and perhaps the hardest hitter; but
I am in much better condition; am more active on my legs; so that I
am almost sure I should have the advantage; for; as you very
properly observed; 〃Youth will be served。〃' 'Oh; I didn't mean to
fight;' said the landlord; 'I think I could beat you if I were to
train a little; but in the fight I propose I looks more to the main
chance than anything else。 I question whether half so many people
could be brought together if you were to fight with me as the
person I have in view; or whether there would be half such
opportunities for betting; for I am a man; do you see; the person I
wants you to fight with is not a man; but the young woman you keeps
company with。'
'The young woman I keep company with;' said I; 'pray what do you
mean?'
'We will go into the bar; and have something;' said the landlord;
getting up。 'My niece is out; and there is no one in the house; so
we can talk the matter over quietly。' Thereupon I followed him
into the bar; where; having drawn me a jug of ale; helped himself
as usual to a glass of sherry; and lighted a cigar; he proceeded to
explain himself further。 'What I wants is to get up a fight
between a man and a woman; there never has yet been such a thing in
the ring; and the mere noise of the matter would bring thousands of
people together; quite enough to drink out; for the thing should be
close to my house; all the brewer's stock of liquids; both good and
bad。' 'But;' said I; 'you were the other day boasting of the
respectability of your house; do you think that a fight between a
man and a woman close to your establishment would add to its
respectability?' 'Confound the respectability of my house;' said
the landlord; 'will the respectability of my house pay the brewer;
or keep the roof over my head? No; no! when respectability won't
keep a man; do you see; the best thing is to let it go and wander。
Only let me have my own way; and both the brewer; myself; and every
one of us; will be satisfied。 And then the betting … what a deal
we may make by the betting … and that we shall have all to
ourselves; you; I; and the young woman; the brewer will have no
hand in that。 I can manage to raise ten pounds; and if by flashing
that about I don't manage to make a hundred; call me horse。' 'But
suppose;' said I; 'the party should lose; on whom you sport your
money; even as the birds did?' 'We must first make all right;'
said the landlord; 'as I told you before; the birds were irrational
beings; and therefore couldn't come to an understanding with the
others; as you and the young woman can。 The birds fought fair; but
I intend that you and the young woman should fight cross。' 'What
do you mean by cross?' said I。 'Come; come;' said the landlord;
'don't attempt to gammon me; you in the ring; and pretend not to
know what fighting cross is! That won't do; my fine fellow; but as
no one is near us; I will speak out。 I intend that you and the
young woman should understand one another; and agree beforehand
which should be beat; and if you take my advice; you will determine
between you that the young woman shall be beat; as I am sure that
the odds will run high upon her; her character as a fist…woman
being spread far and wide; so that all the flats who think it will
be all right will back her; as I myself would; if I thought it
would be a fair thing。' 'Then;' said I; 'you would not have us
fight fair?' 'By no means;' said the landlord; 'because why? … I
conceives that a cross is a certainty to those who are in it;
whereas by the fair thing one may lose all he has。' 'But;' said I;
'you said the other day that you liked the fair thing。' 'That was
by way of gammon;' said the landlord; 'just; do you see; as a
Parliament cove might say; speechifying from a barrel to a set of
flats; whom he means to sell。 Come; what do you think of the
plan?'
'It is a very ingenious one;' said I。
'Ain't it?' said the landlord。 'The folks in this neighbourhood
are beginning to call me old fool; but if they don't call me
something else; when they sees me friends with the brewer; and
money in my pocket; my name is not Catchpole。 Come; drink your
ale; and go home to the young gentlewoman。'
'I am going;' said I; rising from my seat; after finishing the
remainder of the ale。
'Do you think she'll have any objection?' said the landlord。
'To do what?' said I。
'Why; to fight cross。'
'Yes; I do;' said I。
'But you will do your best to persuade her?'
'No; I will not;' said I。
'Are you fool enough to wish to fight fair?'
'No;' said I; 'I am wise enough to wish not to fight at all。'
'And how's my brewer to be paid?' said the landlord。
'I really don't know;' said I。
'I'll change my religion;' said the landlord。
CHAPTER XCIII
Another visit … A la Margutte … Clever man … Napoleon's estimate …
Another statue。
ONE evening Belle and myself received another visit from the man in
black。 After a little conversation of not much importance; I asked
him whether he