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which they have lately received from T… of my progress in oratory;
that; in the warmth of their hearts; they made me a present
yesterday of two hundred pounds。 This is more money than I want;
at least for the present; do me the favour to take half of it as a
loan … hear me;' said he; observing that I was about to interrupt
him; 'I have a plan in my head … one of the prettiest in the world。
The sister of my charmer is just arrived from France; she cannot
speak a word of English; and; as Annette and myself are much
engaged in our own matters; we cannot pay her the attention which
we should wish; and which she deserves; for she is a truly
fascinating creature; although somewhat differing from my charmer;
having blue eyes and flaxen hair; whilst; Annette; on the contrary
… But I hope you will shortly see Annette。 Now; my plan is this …
Take the money; dress yourself fashionably; and conduct Annette's
sister to Bagnigge Wells。'
'And what should we do at Bagnigge Wells?'
'Do!' said Francis Ardry。 'Dance!'
'But;' said I; 'I scarcely know anything of dancing。'
'Then here's an excellent opportunity of improving yourself。 Like
most Frenchwomen; she dances divinely; however; if you object to
Bagnigge Wells and dancing; go to Brighton; and remain there a
month or two; at the end of which time you can return with your
mind refreshed and invigorated; and materials; perhaps; for a tale
or novel。'
'I never heard a more foolish; plan;' said I; 'or one less likely
to terminate profitably or satisfactorily。 I thank you; however;
for your offer; which is; I daresay; well meant。 If I am to escape
from my cares and troubles; and find my mind refreshed and
invigorated; I must adopt other means than conducting a French
demoiselle to Brighton or Bagnigge Wells; defraying the expense by
borrowing from a friend。'
CHAPTER XLIX
Singular personage … A large sum … Papa of Rome … We are Christians
… Degenerate Armenians … Roots of Ararat … Regular features。
THE Armenian! I frequently saw this individual; availing myself of
the permission which he had given me to call upon him。 A truly
singular personage was he; with his love of amassing money; and his
nationality so strong as to be akin to poetry。 Many an Armenian I
have subsequently known fond of money…getting; and not destitute of
national spirit; but never another; who; in the midst of his
schemes of lucre; was at all times willing to enter into a
conversation on the structure of the Haik language; or who ever
offered me money to render into English the fables of Z… in the
hope of astonishing the stock…jobbers of the Exchange with the
wisdom of the Haik Esop。
But he was fond of money; very fond。 Within a little time I had
won his confidence to such a degree that he informed me that the
grand wish of his heart was to be possessed of two hundred thousand
pounds。
'I think you might satisfy yourself with the half;' said I。 'One
hundred thousand pounds is a large sum。'
'You are mistaken;' said the Armenian; 'a hundred thousand pounds
is nothing。 My father left me that or more at his death。 No; I
shall never be satisfied with less than two。'
'And what will you do with your riches;' said I; 'when you have
obtained them? Will you sit down and muse upon them; or will you
deposit them in a cellar; and go down once a day to stare at them?
I have heard say that the fulfilment of one's wishes is invariably
the precursor of extreme misery; and forsooth I can scarcely
conceive a more horrible state of existence than to be without a
hope or wish。'
'It is bad enough; I daresay;' said the Armenian; 'it will;
however; be time enough to think of disposing of the money when I
have procured it。 I still fall short by a vast sum of the two
hundred thousand pounds。'
I had occasionally much conversation with him on the state and
prospects of his nation; especially of that part of it which still
continued in the original country of the Haiks … Ararat and its
confines; which; it appeared; he had frequently visited。 He
informed me that since the death of the last Haik monarch; which
occurred in the eleventh century; Armenia had been governed both
temporally and spiritually by certain personages called patriarchs;
their temporal authority; however; was much circumscribed by the
Persian and Turk; especially the former; of whom the Armenian spoke
with much hatred; whilst their spiritual authority had at various
times been considerably undermined by the emissaries of the Papa of
Rome; as the Armenian called him。
'The Papa of Rome sent his emissaries at an early period amongst
us;' said the Armenian; 'seducing the minds of weak…headed people;
persuading them that the hillocks of Rome are higher than the
ridges of Ararat; that the Roman Papa has more to say in heaven
than the Armenian patriarch; and that puny Latin is a better
language than nervous and sonorous Haik。'
'They are both dialects;' said I; 'of the language of Mr。
Petulengro; one of whose race I believe to have been the original
founder of Rome; but; with respect to religion; what are the chief
points of your faith? you are Christians; I believe。'
'Yes;' said the Armenian; 'we are Christians in our way; we believe
in God; the Holy Spirit; and Saviour; though we are not prepared to
admit that the last personage is not only himself; but the other
two。 We believe 。 。 。' and then the Armenian told me of several
things which the Haiks believed or disbelieved。 'But what we find
most hard of all to believe;' said he; 'is that the man of the
mole…hills is entitled to our allegiance; he not being a Haik; or
understanding the Haik language。'
'But; by your own confession;' said I; 'he has introduced a schism
in your nation; and has amongst you many that believe in him。'
'It is true;' said the Armenian; I that even on the confines of
Ararat there are a great number who consider that mountain to be
lower than the hillocks of Rome; but the greater number of
degenerate Armenians are to be found amongst those who have
wandered to the west; most of the Haik churches of the west
consider Rome to be higher than Ararat … most of the Armenians of
this place hold that dogma; I; however; have always stood firm in
the contrary opinion。
'Ha! ha!' … here the Armenian laughed in his peculiar manner …
'talking of this matter puts me in mind of an adventure which
lately befell me; with one of the emissaries of the Papa of Rome;
for the Papa of Rome has at present many emissaries in this
country; in order to seduce the people from their own quiet
religion to the savage heresy of Rome; this fellow came to me
partly in the hope of converting me; but principally to extort
money for the purpose of furthering the designs of Rome in this
country。 I humoured the fellow at first; keeping him in play for
nearly a month; deceiving and laughing at him。 At last he
discovered that he could make nothing of me; and departed with the
scowl of Caiaphas; whilst I cried after him; 'The roots of Ararat
are DEEPER than those of Rome。'
The Armenian had occasionally reverted to the subject of the
translation of the Haik Esop; which he had still a lurking desire
that I should execute; but I had invariably declined the
undertaking; without; however; stating my reasons。 On one
occasion; when we had been conversing on the subject; the Armenian;
who had been observing my countenance for some time with much
attention; remarked; 'Perhaps; after all; you are right; and you
might employ your time to better advantage。 Literature is a fine
thing; especially Haik literature; but neither that nor any other
would be likely to serve as a foundation to a man's fortune: and
to make a fortune should be the principal aim of every one's life;
therefore listen to me。 Accept a seat at the desk opposite to my
Moldavian clerk; and receive the rudiments of a merchant's
education。 You shall be instructed in the Armenian way of doing
business … I think you would make an excellent merchant。'
'Why do you think so?'
'Because you have something of the Armenian look。'
'I understand you;' said I; 'you mean to say that I squint!'
'Not exactly;' said the Armenian; 'but there is certainly a kind of
irregularity in your features。 One eye appears to me larger than
the other … never mind; but rather rejoice; in that irregularity
consists your strength。 All people with regular features are
fools; it is very hard for them; you'll say; but there is no help:
all we can do; who are not in such a predicament; is to pity those
who are。 Well! will you accept my offer? No! you are a singular
individual; but I must not forget my own concerns。 I must now go
forth; having an appointment by which I hope to make money。'
CHAPTER L
Wish fulfilled … Extraordinary figure … Bueno … Noah … The two
faces … I don't blame him … Too fond of money … Were I an Armenian。
THE fulfilment of the Armenian's grand wish was nearer at hand than
either he or I had anticipated。 Partly owing to the success of a
bold speculation; in which he had some time previously engaged; and
partly owing to the bequest of a large sum of money by one of his
nation who died at this period in Paris; he found himself in the
possession of a fortune somewhat exceeding two hundred thousand
pounds; this fact he communicated to me one evening about an hour
after the close of 'Change; the hour at which I generally called;
and at which I mostly found him at home。
'Well;' said I; 'and what do you intend to do next?'
'I scarcely know;' said the Armenian。 'I was thinking of that when
you came in。 I don't see anything that I can do; save going on in
my former cours