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She knew she might expect him at a quarter unto ten;

A sorter in the Custom…house; it was his daily road

(The Custom…house was fifteen minutes' walk from her abode)。



But ALICE was a pious girl; who knew it wasn't wise

To look at strange young sorters with expressive purple eyes;

So she sought the village priest to whom her family confessed;

The priest by whom their little sins were carefully assessed。



〃Oh; holy father;〃 ALICE said; 〃't would grieve you; would it not;

To discover that I was a most disreputable lot?

Of all unhappy sinners I'm the most unhappy one!〃

The padre said; 〃Whatever have you been and gone and done?〃



〃I have helped mamma to steal a little kiddy from its dad;

I've assisted dear papa in cutting up a little lad;

I've planned a little burglary and forged a little cheque;

And slain a little baby for the coral on its neck!〃



The worthy pastor heaved a sigh; and dropped a silent tear;

And said; 〃You mustn't judge yourself too heavily; my dear:

It's wrong to murder babies; little corals for to fleece;

But sins like these one expiates at half…a…crown apiece。



〃Girls will be girls … you're very young; and flighty in your mind;

Old heads upon young shoulders we must not expect to find:

We mustn't be too hard upon these little girlish tricks …

Let's see … five crimes at half…a…crown … exactly twelve…and…six。〃



〃Oh; father;〃 little Alice cried; 〃your kindness makes me weep;

You do these little things for me so singularly cheap …

Your thoughtful liberality I never can forget;

But; oh! there is another crime I haven't mentioned yet!



〃A pleasant…looking gentleman; with pretty purple eyes;

I've noticed at my window; as I've sat a…catching flies;

He passes by it every day as certain as can be …

I blush to say I've winked at him; and he has winked at me!〃



〃For shame!〃 said FATHER PAUL; 〃my erring daughter!  On my word

This is the most distressing news that I have ever heard。

Why; naughty girl; your excellent papa has pledged your hand

To a promising young robber; the lieutenant of his band!



〃This dreadful piece of news will pain your worthy parents so!

They are the most remunerative customers I know;

For many many years they've kept starvation from my doors:

I never knew so criminal a family as yours!



〃The common country folk in this insipid neighbourhood

Have nothing to confess; they're so ridiculously good;

And if you marry any one respectable at all;

Why; you'll reform; and what will then become of FATHER PAUL?〃



The worthy priest; he up and drew his cowl upon his crown;

And started off in haste to tell the news to ROBBER BROWN …

To tell him how his daughter; who was now for marriage fit;

Had winked upon a sorter; who reciprocated it。



Good ROBBER BROWN he muffled up his anger pretty well:

He said; 〃I have a notion; and that notion I will tell;

I will nab this gay young sorter; terrify him into fits;

And get my gentle wife to chop him into little bits。



〃I've studied human nature; and I know a thing or two:

Though a girl may fondly love a living gent; as many do …

A feeling of disgust upon her senses there will fall

When she looks upon his body chopped particularly small。〃



He traced that gallant sorter to a still suburban square;

He watched his opportunity; and seized him unaware;

He took a life…preserver and he hit him on the head;

And MRS。 BROWN dissected him before she went to bed。



And pretty little ALICE grew more settled in her mind;

She never more was guilty of a weakness of the kind;

Until at length good ROBBER BROWN bestowed her pretty hand

On the promising young robber; the lieutenant of his band。







Ballad: MISTER WILLIAM。







OH; listen to the tale of MISTER WILLIAM; if you please;

Whom naughty; naughty judges sent away beyond the seas。

He forged a party's will; which caused anxiety and strife;

Resulting in his getting penal servitude for life。



He was a kindly goodly man; and naturally prone;

Instead of taking others' gold; to give away his own。

But he had heard of Vice; and longed for only once to strike …

To plan ONE little wickedness … to see what it was like。



He argued with himself; and said; 〃A spotless man am I;

I can't be more respectable; however hard I try!

For six and thirty years I've always been as good as gold;

And now for half an hour I'll plan infamy untold!



〃A baby who is wicked at the early age of one;

And then reforms … and dies at thirty…six a spotless son;

Is never; never saddled with his babyhood's defect;

But earns from worthy men consideration and respect。



〃So one who never revelled in discreditable tricks

Until he reached the comfortable age of thirty…six;

May then for half an hour perpetrate a deed of shame;

Without incurring permanent disgrace; or even blame。



〃That babies don't commit such crimes as forgery is true;

But little sins develop; if you leave 'em to accrue;

And he who shuns all vices as successive seasons roll;

Should reap at length the benefit of so much self…control。



〃The common sin of babyhood … objecting to be drest …

If you leave it to accumulate at compound interest;

For anything you know; may represent; if you're alive;

A burglary or murder at the age of thirty…five。



〃Still; I wouldn't take advantage of this fact; but be content

With some pardonable folly … it's a mere experiment。

The greater the temptation to go wrong; the less the sin;

So with something that's particularly tempting I'll begin。



〃I would not steal a penny; for my income's very fair …

I do not want a penny … I have pennies and to spare …

And if I stole a penny from a money…bag or till;

The sin would be enormous … the temptation being NIL。



〃But if I broke asunder all such pettifogging bounds;

And forged a party's Will for (say) Five Hundred Thousand Pounds;

With such an irresistible temptation to a haul;

Of course the sin must be infinitesimally small。



〃There's WILSON who is dying … he has wealth from Stock and rent …

If I divert his riches from their natural descent;

I'm placed in a position to indulge each little whim。〃

So he diverted them … and they; in turn; diverted him。



Unfortunately; though; by some unpardonable flaw;

Temptation isn't recognized by Britain's Common Law;

Men found him out by some peculiarity of touch;

And WILLIAM got a 〃lifer;〃 which annoyed him very much。



For; ah! he never reconciled himself to life in gaol;

He fretted and he pined; and grew dispirited and pale;

He was numbered like a cabman; too; which told upon him so

That his spirits; once so buoyant; grew uncomfortably low。



And sympathetic gaolers would remark; 〃It's very true;

He ain't been brought up common; like the likes of me and you。〃

So they took him into hospital; and gave him mutton chops;

And chocolate; and arrowroot; and buns; and malt and hops。



Kind Clergymen; besides; grew interested in his fate;

Affected by the details of his pitiable state。

They waited on the Secretary; somewhere in Whitehall;

Who said he would receive them any day they liked to call。



〃Consider; sir; the hardship of this interesting case:

A prison life brings with it something very like disgrace;

It's telling on young WILLIAM; who's reduced to skin and bone …

Remember he's a gentleman; with money of his own。



〃He had an ample income; and of course he stands in need

Of sherry with his dinner; and his customary weed;

No delicacies now can pass his gentlemanly lips …

He misses his sea…bathing and his continental trips。



〃He says the other prisoners are commonplace and rude;

He says he cannot relish uncongenial prison food。

When quite a boy they taught him to distinguish Good from Bad;

And other educational advantages he's had。



〃A burglar or garotter; or; indeed; a common thief

Is very glad to batten on potatoes and on beef;

Or anything; in short; that prison kitchens can afford; …

A cut above the diet in a common workhouse ward。



〃But beef and mutton…broth don't seem to suit our WILLIAM'S whim;

A boon to other prisoners … a punishment to him。

It never was intended that the discipline of gaol

Should dash a convict's spirits; sir; or make him thin or pale。〃



〃Good Gracious Me!〃 that sympathetic Secretary cried;

〃Suppose in prison fetters MISTER WILLIAM should have died!

Dear me; of course!  Imprisonment for LIFE his sentence saith:

I'm very glad you mentioned it … it might have been For Death!



〃Release him with a ticket … he'll be better then; no doubt;

And tell him I apologize。〃  So MISTER WILLIAM'S out。

I hope he will be careful in his manuscripts; I'm sure;

And not begin experimentalizing any more。







Ballad: THE BUMBOAT WOMAN'S STORY。







I'M old; my dears; and shrivelled with age; and work; and grief;

My eyes are gone; and my teeth have been drawn by Time; the Thief!

For terrible sights I've seen; and dangers great I've run …

I'm nearly seventy now; and my work is almost done!



Ah!  I've been young in my time; and I've played the deuce with 

men!

I'm speaking of ten years past … I was barely sixty then:

My cheeks were mellow and soft; and my eyes were large and sweet;

POLL PINEAPPLE'S eyes were the standing toast of the Royal Fleet!



A bumboat woman was I; and I faithfully served the ships

With apples and cakes; and fowls; and beer; and halfpenny dips;

And beef for the generous mess; where the officers dine at nights;

And fine fresh peppermint drops for the rollicking midshipmites。



Of all the kind commanders who anchored in Portsmouth Bay;

By far the sweetest of all was kind LIEUTENANT BELAYE。'

LIEUTENANT BELAYE commanded the gunboat HOT CROSS BUN;

She was seven and thirty feet in length; and she carried a gun。



With a laudable view of enhancing his country's naval pride;

When people inquired her size; LIEUTENANT BELAYE replied;

〃Oh; my ship; my ship is the first of the Hun

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