the way of the world-第15部分
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WAIT。 Dear madam; no。 You are all camphire and frankincense; all
chastity and odour。
LADY。 Or that …
SCENE XIII。
'To them' FOIBLE。
FOIB。 Madam; the dancers are ready; and there's one with a letter;
who must deliver it into your own hands。
LADY。 Sir Rowland; will you give me leave? Think favourably; judge
candidly; and conclude you have found a person who would suffer
racks in honour's cause; dear Sir Rowland; and will wait on you
incessantly。
SCENE XIV。
WAITWELL; FOIBLE。
WAIT。 Fie; fie! What a slavery have I undergone; spouse; hast thou
any cordial? I want spirits。
FOIB。 What a washy rogue art thou; to pant thus for a quarter of an
hour's lying and swearing to a fine lady?
WAIT。 Oh; she is the antidote to desire。 Spouse; thou wilt fare
the worse for't。 I shall have no appetite to iteration of nuptials…
…this eight…and…forty hours。 By this hand I'd rather be a chairman
in the dog…days than act Sir Rowland till this time to…morrow。
SCENE XV。
'To them' LADY with a letter。
LADY。 Call in the dancers; Sir Rowland; we'll sit; if you please;
and see the entertainment。 'Dance。' Now; with your permission; Sir
Rowland; I will peruse my letter。 I would open it in your presence;
because I would not make you uneasy。 If it should make you uneasy;
I would burn itspeak if it doesbut you may see; the
superscription is like a woman's hand。
FOIB。 By heaven! Mrs。 Marwood's; I know it;my heart achesget
it from her! 'To him。'
WAIT。 A woman's hand? No madam; that's no woman's hand: I see
that already。 That's somebody whose throat must be cut。
LADY。 Nay; Sir Rowland; since you give me a proof of your passion
by your jealousy; I promise you I'll make a return by a frank
communication。 You shall see itwe'll open it together。 Look you
here。 'Reads。' MADAM; THOUGH UNKNOWN TO YOU (look you there; 'tis
from nobody that I know。) I HAVE THAT HONOUR FOR YOUR CHARACTER;
THAT I THINK MYSELF OBLIGED TO LET YOU KNOW YOU ARE ABUSED。 HE WHO
PRETENDS TO BE SIR ROWLAND IS A CHEAT AND A RASCAL。 O heavens!
what's this?
FOIB。 Unfortunate; all's ruined。
WAIT。 How; how; let me see; let me see。 'Reading。' A RASCAL; AND
DISGUISED AND SUBORNED FOR THAT IMPOSTUREO villainy! O villainy!
BY THE CONTRIVANCE OF …
LADY。 I shall faint; I shall die。 Oh!
FOIB。 Say 'tis your nephew's hand。 Quickly; his plot; swear; swear
it! 'To him。'
WAIT。 Here's a villain! Madam; don't you perceive it? Don't you
see it?
LADY。 Too well; too well。 I have seen too much。
WAIT。 I told you at first I knew the hand。 A woman's hand? The
rascal writes a sort of a large hand: your Roman hand。I saw there
was a throat to be cut presently。 If he were my son; as he is my
nephew; I'd pistol him。
FOIB。 O treachery! But are you sure; Sir Rowland; it is his
writing?
WAIT。 Sure? Am I here? Do I live? Do I love this pearl of India?
I have twenty letters in my pocket from him in the same character。
LADY。 How?
FOIB。 Oh; what luck it is; Sir Rowland; that you were present at
this juncture! This was the business that brought Mr。 Mirabell
disguised to Madam Millamant this afternoon。 I thought something
was contriving; when he stole by me and would have hid his face。
LADY。 How; how? I heard the villain was in the house indeed; and
now I remember; my niece went away abruptly when Sir Wilfull was to
have made his addresses。
FOIB。 Then; then; madam; Mr。 Mirabell waited for her in her
chamber; but I would not tell your ladyship to discompose you when
you were to receive Sir Rowland。
WAIT。 Enough; his date is short。
FOIB。 No; good Sir Rowland; don't incur the law。
WAIT。 Law? I care not for law。 I can but die; and 'tis in a good
cause。 My lady shall be satisfied of my truth and innocence; though
it cost me my life。
LADY。 No; dear Sir Rowland; don't fight: if you should be killed I
must never show my face; or hanged;oh; consider my reputation; Sir
Rowland。 No; you shan't fight: I'll go in and examine my niece;
I'll make her confess。 I conjure you; Sir Rowland; by all your love
not to fight。
WAIT。 I am charmed; madam; I obey。 But some proof you must let me
give you: I'll go for a black box; which contains the writings of
my whole estate; and deliver that into your hands。
LADY。 Ay; dear Sir Rowland; that will be some comfort; bring the
black box。
WAIT。 And may I presume to bring a contract to be signed this
night? May I hope so far?
LADY。 Bring what you will; but come alive; pray come alive。 Oh;
this is a happy discovery。
WAIT。 Dead or alive I'll comeand married we will be in spite of
treachery; ay; and get an heir that shall defeat the last remaining
glimpse of hope in my abandoned nephew。 Come; my buxom widow:
E'er long you shall substantial proof receive
That I'm an arrant knight …
FOIB。 Or arrant knave。
ACT V。SCENE I。
Scene continues。
LADY WISHFORT and FOIBLE。
LADY。 Out of my house; out of my house; thou viper; thou serpent
that I have fostered; thou bosom traitress that I raised from
nothing! Begone; begone; begone; go; go; that I took from washing
of old gauze and weaving of dead hair; with a bleak blue nose; over
a chafing…dish of starved embers; and dining behind a traver's rag;
in a shop no bigger than a bird…cage。 Go; go; starve again; do; do!
FOIB。 Dear madam; I'll beg pardon on my knees。
LADY。 Away; out; out; go set up for yourself again; do; drive a
trade; do; with your threepennyworth of small ware; flaunting upon a
packthread; under a brandy…seller's bulk; or against a dead wall by
a balladmonger。 Go; hang out an old frisoneer…gorget; with a yard
of yellow colberteen again; do; an old gnawed mask; two rows of
pins; and a child's fiddle; a glass necklace with the beads broken;
and a quilted night…cap with one ear。 Go; go; drive a trade。 These
were your commodities; you treacherous trull; this was the
merchandise you dealt in; when I took you into my house; placed you
next myself; and made you governant of my whole family。 You have
forgot this; have you; now you have feathered your nest?
FOIB。 No; no; dear madam。 Do but hear me; have but a moment's
patienceI'll confess all。 Mr。 Mirabell seduced me; I am not the
first that he has wheedled with his dissembling tongue。 Your
ladyship's own wisdom has been deluded by him; then how should I; a
poor ignorant; defend myself? O madam; if you knew but what he
promised me; and how he assured me your ladyship should come to no
damage; or else the wealth of the Indies should not have bribed me
to conspire against so good; so sweet; so kind a lady as you have
been to me。
LADY。 No damage? What; to betray me; to marry me to a cast
serving…man; to make me a receptacle; an hospital for a decayed
pimp? No damage? O thou frontless impudence; more than a big…
bellied actress!
FOIB。 Pray do but hear me; madam; he could not marry your ladyship;
madam。 No indeed; his marriage was to have been void in law; for he
was married to me first; to secure your ladyship。 He could not have
bedded your ladyship; for if he had consummated with your ladyship;
he must have run the risk of the law; and been put upon his clergy。
Yes indeed; I enquired of the law in that case before I would meddle
or make。
LADY。 What? Then I have been your property; have I? I have been
convenient to you; it seems; while you were catering for Mirabell; I
have been broker for you? What; have you made a passive bawd of me?
This exceeds all precedent。 I am brought to fine uses; to become a
botcher of second…hand marriages between Abigails and Andrews! I'll
couple you。 Yes; I'll baste you together; you and your Philander。
I'll Duke's Place you; as I'm a person。 Your turtle is in custody
already。 You shall coo in the same cage; if there be constable or
warrant in the parish。
FOIB。 Oh; that ever I was born! Oh; that I was ever married! A
bride? Ay; I shall be a Bridewell bride。 Oh!
SCENE II。
MRS。 FAINALL; FOIBLE。
MRS。 FAIN。 Poor Foible; what's the matter?
FOIB。 O madam; my lady's gone for a constable; I shall be had to a
justice; and put to Bridewell to beat hemp。 Poor Waitwell's gone to
prison already。
MRS。 FAIN。 Have a good heart; Foible: Mirabell's gone to give
security for him。 This is all Marwood's and my husband's doing。
FOIB。 Yes; yes; I know it; madam: she was in my lady's closet; and
overheard all that you said to me before dinner。 She sent the
letter to my lady; and that missing effect; Mr。 Fainall laid this
plot to arrest Waitwell; when he pretended to go for the papers; and
in the meantime Mrs。 Marwood declared all to my lady。
MRS。 FAIN。 Was there no mention made of me in the letter? My
mother does not suspect my bei