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we talked a great deal about our project and our friends became
greatly interested in it; and; of course; too; they gave us a great
deal of advice; but we didn't mind that。 We were philosophical
enough to know that you can't have shad without bones。 They were
good friends and; by being careful in regard to the advice; it
didn't interfere with our comfort。
We were beginning to be discouraged; at least Euphemia was。 Her
discouragement is like water…cresses; it generally comes up in a
very short time after she sows her wishes。 But then it withers
away rapidly; which is a comfort。 One evening we were sitting;
rather disconsolately; in our room; and I was reading out the
advertisements of country board in a newspaper; when in rushed Dr。
Heareone of our old friends。 He was so full of something that he
had to say that he didn't even ask us how we were。 In fact; he
didn't appear to want to know。
〃I tell you what it is;〃 said he; 〃I have found just the very thing
you want。〃
〃A canal…boat?〃 I cried。
〃Yes;〃 said he; 〃a canal…boat。〃
〃Furnished?〃 asked Euphemia; her eyes glistening。
〃Well; no;〃 answered the doctor; 〃I don't think you could expect
that。〃
〃But we can't live on the bare floor;〃 said Euphemia; 〃our house
MUST be furnished。〃
〃Well; then; I suppose this won't do;〃 said the doctor; ruefully;
〃for there isn't so much as a boot…jack in it。 It has most things
that are necessary for a boat; but it hasn't anything that you
could call house…furniture; but; dear me; I should think you could
furnish it very cheaply and comfortably out of your book。〃
〃Very true;〃 said Euphemia; 〃if we could pick out the cheapest
things and then get some folks to buy a lot of the books。〃
〃We could begin with very little;〃 said I; trying hard to keep
calm。
〃Certainly;〃 said the doctor; 〃you need make no more rooms; at
first; than you could furnish。〃
〃Then there are no rooms;〃 said Euphemia。
〃No; there is nothing but one vast apartment extending from stem to
stern。〃
〃Won't it be glorious!〃 said Euphemia to me。 〃We can first make a
kitchen; and then a dining…room; and a bedroom; and then a parlor
just in the order in which our book says they ought to be
furnished。〃
〃Glorious!〃 I cried; no longer able to contain my enthusiasm; 〃I
should think so。 Doctor; where is this canal…boat?〃
The doctor then went into a detailed statement。 The boat was
stranded on the shore of the Scoldsbury river not far below Ginx's。
We knew where Ginx's was; because we had spent a very happy day
there; during our honeymoon。
The boat was a good one; but superannuated。 That; however; did not
interfere with its usefulness as a dwelling。 We could get itthe
doctor had seen the ownerfor a small sum per annum; and here was
positively no end to its capabilities。
We sat up until twenty minutes past two; talking about that house。
We ceased to call it a boat at about a quarter of eleven。
The next day I 〃took〃 the boat and paid a month's rent in advance。
Three days afterward we moved into it。
We had not much to move; which was a comfort; looking at it from
one point of view。 A carpenter had put up two partitions in it
which made three roomsa kitchen; a dining…room and a very long
bedroom; which was to be cut up into a parlor; study; spare…room;
etc。; as soon as circumstances should allow; or my salary should be
raised。 Originally; all the doors and windows were in the roof; so
to speak; but our landlord allowed us to make as many windows to
the side of the boat as we pleased; provided we gave him the wood
we cut out。 It saved him trouble; he said; but I did not
understand him at the time。 Accordingly; the carpenter made
several windows for us; and put in sashes; which opened on hinges
like the hasp of a trunk。 Our furniture did not amount to much; at
first。 The very thought of living in this independent; romantic
way was so delightful; Euphemia said; that furniture seemed a mere
secondary matter。
We were obliged indeed to give up the idea of following the plan
detailed in our book; because we hadn't the sum upon which the
furnishing of a small house was therein based。
〃And if we haven't the money;〃 remarked Euphemia; 〃it would be of
no earthly use to look at the book。 It would only make us doubt
our own calculations。 You might as well try to make brick without
mortar; as the children of Israel did。〃
〃I could do that myself; my dear;〃 said I; 〃but we won't discuss
that subject now。 We will buy just what we absolutely need; and
then work up from that。〃
Acting on this plan; we bought first a small stove; because
Euphemia said that we could sleep on the floor; if it were
necessary; but we couldn't make a fire on the floorat least not
often。 Then we got a table and two chairs。 The next thing we
purchased was some hanging shelves for our books; and Euphemia
suddenly remembered the kitchen things。 These; which were few;
with some crockery; nearly brought us to the end of our resources;
but we had enough for a big easy…chair which Euphemia was
determined I should have; because I really needed it when I came
home at night; tired with my long day's work at the office。 I had
always been used to an easy…chair; and it was one of her most
delightful dreams to see me in a real nice one; comfortably smoking
my pipe in my own house; after eating my own delicious little
supper in company with my own dear wife。 We selected the chair;
and then we were about to order the things sent out to our future
home; when I happened to think that we had no bed。 I called
Euphemia's attention to the fact。
She was thunderstruck。
〃I never thought of that;〃 she said。 〃We shall have to give up the
stove。〃
〃Not at all;〃 said I; 〃we can't do that。 We must give up the easy…
chair。〃
〃Oh; that would be too bad;〃 said she。 〃The house would seem like
nothing to me without the chair!〃
〃But we must do without it; my dear;〃 said I; 〃at least for a
while。 I can sit out on deck and smoke of an evening; you know。〃
〃Yes;〃 said Euphemia。 〃You can sit on the bulwarks and I can sit
by you。 That will do very well。 I'm sure I'm glad the boat has
bulwarks。〃
So we resigned the easy…chair and bought a bedstead and some very
plain bedding。 The bedstead was what is sometimes called a
〃scissors…bed。〃 We could shut it up when we did not want to sleep
in it; and stand it against the wall。
When we packed up our trunks and left the boarding…house Euphemia
fairly skipped with joy。
We went down to Ginx's in the first boat; having arranged that our
furniture should be sent to us in the afternoon。 We wanted to be
there to receive it。 The trip was just wildly delirious。 The air
was charming。 The sun was bright; and I had a whole holiday。 When
we reached Ginx's we found that the best way to get our trunks and
ourselves to our house was to take a carriage; and so we took one。
I told the driver to drive along the river road and I would tell
him where to stop。
When we reached our boat; and had alighted; I said to the driver:
〃You can just put our trunks inside; anywhere。〃
The man looked at the trunks and then looked at the boat。
Afterward he looked at me。
〃That boat ain't goin' anywhere;〃 said he。
〃I should think not;〃 said Euphemia。 〃We shouldn't want to live in
it; if it were。〃
〃You are going to live in it?〃 said the man。
〃Yes;〃 said Euphemia。
〃Oh!〃 said the man; and he took our trunks on board; without
another word。
It was not very easy for him to get the trunks into our new home。
In fact it was not easy for us to get there ourselves。 There was a
gang…plank; with a rail on one side of it; which inclined from the
shore to the deck of the boat at an angle of forty…five degrees;
and when the man had staggered up this plank with the trunks
(Euphemia said I ought to have helped him; but I really thought
that it would be better for one person to fall off the plank than
for two to go over together); and we had paid him; and he had
driven away in a speechless condition; we scrambled up and stood
upon the threshold; or; rather; the after…deck of our home。
It was a proud moment。 Euphemia glanced around; her eyes full of
happy tears; and then she took my arm and we went down stairsat
least we tried to go down in that fashion; but soon found it
necessary to go one at a time。 We wandered over the whole extent
of our mansion and found that our carpenter had done his work
better than the woman whom we had engaged to scrub and clean the
house。 Something akin to despair must have seized upon her; for
Euphemia declared that the floors looked dirtier than on the
occasion of her first visit; when we rented the boat。
But that didn't discourage us。 We felt sure that we should get it
clean in time。
Early in the afternoon our furniture arrived; together with the
other things we had bought; and the men who brought them over from
the steamboat landing had the brightest; merriest faces I ever
noticed among that class of people。 Euphemia said it was an
excellent omen to have such cheerful fellows come to us on the very
first day of our housekeeping。
Then we went to work。 I put up the stove; which was not much
trouble; as there was a place all ready in the deck for the stove…
pipe to be run through。 Euphemia was somewhat surprised at the
absence of a chimney; but I assured her that boats were very seldom
built with chimneys。 My dear little wife bustled about and
arranged the pots and kettles on nails that I drove into the
kitchen walls。 Then she made the bed in the bed…room and I hung up
a looking…glass and a few little pictures that we had brought in
our trunks。
Before four o'clock our house was in order。 Then we began to be
very hungry。
〃My dear;〃 said Euphemia; 〃we ought to have thought to bring
something to cook。〃
〃That is very true;〃 said I; 〃but I think perhaps we had better
walk up to Ginx's and get our supper to…night。 You see we are so
tired and hungry。〃
〃What!〃 cried Euphemia; 〃go to a hotel the very first day? I think
it would be dreadful! Why; I have been looking forward to this
first meal with the greatest delight。 You can go up to the little
store by the hotel and bu