samuel titmarsh and the great hoggarty diamond-第21部分
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gentleman; in the spunging…house in Cursitor Street? Why; for the
moral too; and therefore the public must be told of what really and
truly that dinner consisted。
There were five guests; and three silver tureens of soup: viz。;
mock…turtle soup; ox…tail soup; and giblet soup。 Next came a great
piece of salmon; likewise on a silver dish; a roast goose; a roast
saddle of mutton; roast game; and all sorts of adjuncts。 In this
way can a gentleman live in a spunging…house if he be inclined; and
over this repast (which; in truth; I could not touch; for; let
alone having dined; my heart was full of care)over this meal my
friend Gus Hoskins found me; when he received the letter that I had
despatched to him。
Gus; who had never been in a prison before; and whose heart failed
him as the red…headed young Moses opened and shut for him the
numerous iron outer doors; was struck dumb to see me behind a
bottle of claret; in a room blazing with gilt lamps; the curtains
were down too; and you could not see the bars at the windows; and
Mr。 B。; Mr。 Lock the Brighton officer; Mr。 Aminadab; and another
rich gentleman of his trade and religious persuasion; were chirping
as merrily; and looked as respectably; as any noblemen in the land。
〃Have him in;〃 said Mr。 B。; 〃if he's a friend of Mr。 Titmarsh's;
for; cuss me; I like to see a rogue: and run me through; Titmarsh;
but I think you are one of the best in London。 You beat Brough;
you do; by Jove! for he looks like a rogueanybody would swear to
him; but you! by Jove; you look the very picture of honesty!〃
〃A deep file;〃 said Aminadab; winking and pointing me out to his
friend Mr。 Jehoshaphat。
〃A good one;〃 says Jehoshaphat。
〃In for three hundred thousand pound;〃 says Aminadab: 〃Brough's
right…hand man; and only three…and…twenty。〃
〃Mr。 Titmarsh; sir; your 'ealth; sir;〃 says Mr。 Lock; in an ecstasy
of admiration。 〃Your very good 'earth; sir; and better luck to you
next time。〃
〃Pooh; pooh! HE'S all right;〃 says Aminadab; 〃let HIM alone。〃
〃In for WHAT?〃 shouted I; quite amazed。 〃Why; sir; you arrested me
for 90L。〃
〃Yes; but you are in for half a million;you know you are。 THEM
debts I don't countthem paltry tradesmen's accounts。 I mean
Brough's business。 It's an ugly one; but you'll get through it。
We all know you; and I lay my life that when you come through the
court; Mrs。 Titmarsh has got a handsome thing laid by。〃
〃Mrs。 Titmarsh has a small property;〃 says I。 〃What then?〃
The three gentlemen burst into a loud laugh; said I was a 〃rum
chap〃a 〃downy cove;〃 and made other remarks which I could not
understand then; but the meaning of which I have since
comprehended; for they took me to be a great rascal; I am sorry to
say; and supposed that I had robbed the I。 W。 D。 Association; and;
in order to make my money secure; settled it on my wife。
It was in the midst of this conversation that; as I said; Gus came
in; and whew! when he saw what was going on; he gave SUCH a
whistle!
〃Herr von Joel; by Jove!〃 says Aminadab。 At which all laughed。
〃Sit down;〃 says Mr。 B。;〃sit down; and wet your whistle; my
piper! I say; egad! you're the piper that played before Moses!
Had you there; Dab。 Dab; get a fresh bottle of Burgundy for Mr。
Hoskins。〃 And before he knew where he was; there was Gus for the
first time in his life drinking Clos…Vougeot。 Gus said he had
never tasted Bergamy before; at which the bailiff sneered; and told
him the name of the wine。
〃OLD CLO! What?〃 says Gus; and we laughed: but the Hebrew gents
did not this time。
〃Come; come; sir!〃 says Mr。 Aminadab's friend; 〃ve're all
shentlemen here; and shentlemen never makish reflexunsh upon other
gentlemen'sh pershuashunsh。〃
After this feast was concluded; Gus and I retired to my room to
consult about my affairs。 With regard to the responsibility
incurred as a shareholder in the West Diddlesex; I was not uneasy;
for though the matter might cause me a little trouble at first; I
knew I was not a shareholder; that the shares were scrip shares;
making the dividend payable to the bearer; and my aunt had called
back her shares; and consequently I was free。 But it was very
unpleasant to me to consider that I was in debt nearly a hundred
pounds to tradesmen; chiefly of Mrs。 Hoggarty's recommendation; and
as she had promised to be answerable for their bills; I determined
to send her a letter reminding her of her promise; and begging her
at the same time to relieve me from Mr。 Von Stiltz's debt; for
which I was arrested: and which was incurred not certainly at her
desire; but at Mr。 Brough's; and would never have been incurred by
me but at the absolute demand of that gentleman。
I wrote to her; therefore; begging her to pay all these debts; and
promised myself on Monday morning again to be with my dear wife。
Gus carried off the letter; and promised to deliver it in Bernhard
Street after church…time; taking care that Mary should know nothing
at all of the painful situation in which I was placed。 It was near
midnight when we parted; and I tried to sleep as well as I could in
the dirty little sofa…bedstead of Mr。 Aminadab's back…parlour。
That morning was fine and sunshiny; and I heard all the bells
ringing cheerfully for church; and longed to be walking to the
Foundling with my wife: but there were the three iron doors
between me and liberty; and I had nothing for it but to read my
prayers in my own room; and walk up and down afterwards in the
court at the back of the house。 Would you believe it? This very
court was like a cage! Great iron bars covered it in from one end
to another; and here it was that Mr。 Aminadab's gaol…birds took the
air。
They had seen me reading out of the prayer…book at the back…parlour
window; and all burst into a yell of laughter when I came to walk
in the cage。 One of them shouted out 〃Amen!〃 when I appeared;
another called me a muff (which means; in the slang language; a
very silly fellow); a third wondered that I took to my prayer…book
YET。
〃When do you mean; sir?〃 says I to the fellowa rough man; a
horse…dealer。
〃Why; when you are going TO BE HANGED; you young hypocrite!〃 says
the man。 〃But that is always the way with Brough's people;〃
continued he。 〃I had four greys once for hima great bargain; but
he would not go to look at them at Tattersall's; nor speak a word
of business about them; because it was a Sunday。〃
〃Because there are hypocrites;〃 sir; says I; 〃religion is not to be
considered a bad thing; and if Mr。 Brough would not deal with you
on a Sunday; he certainly did his duty。〃
The men only laughed the more at this rebuke; and evidently
considered me a great criminal。 I was glad to be released from
their society by the appearance of Gus and Mr。 Smithers。 Both wore
very long faces。 They were ushered into my room; and; without any
orders of mine; a bottle of wine and biscuits were brought in by
Mr。 Aminadab; which I really thought was very kind of him。
〃Drink a glass of wine; Mr。 Titmarsh;〃 says Smithers; 〃and read
this letter。 A pretty note was that which you sent to your aunt
this morning; and here you have an answer to it。〃
I drank the wine; and trembled rather as I read as follows:…
〃Sir;If; because you knew I had desined to leave you my proparty;
you wished to murdar me; and so stepp into it; you are
dissapointed。 Your VILLIANY and INGRATITUDE WOULD have murdard me;
had I not; by Heaven's grace; been inabled to look for consalation
ELSEWHERE。
〃For nearly a year I have been a MARTAR to you。 I gave up
everything;my happy home in the country; where all respected the
name of Hoggarty; my valuble furnitur and wines; my plate; glass;
and crockry; I brought allall to make your home happy and
rispectable。 I put up with the AIRS AND IMPERTANENCIES of Mrs。
Titmarsh; I loaded her and you with presents and bennafits。 I
sacrafised myself; I gave up the best sociaty in the land; to witch
I have been accustomed; in order to be a gardian and compannion to
you; and prevent; if possible; that WAIST AND IXTRAVYGANCE which I
PROPHYCIED would be your ruin。 Such waist and ixtravygance never;
never; never did I see。 Buttar waisted as if it had been dirt;
coles flung away; candles burnt AT BOTH ENDS; tea and meat the
same。 The butcher's bill in this house was enough to support six
famalies。
〃And now you have the audassaty; being placed in prison justly for
your crimes;for cheating me of 3;000L。; for robbing your mother
of an insignificient summ; which to her; poor thing; was everything
(though she will not feel her loss as I do; being all her life next
door to a beggar); for incurring detts which you cannot pay;
wherein you knew that your miserable income was quite unable to
support your ixtravyganceyou come upon me to pay your detts! No;
sir; it is quite enough that your mother should go on the parish;
and that your wife should sweep the streets; to which you have
indeed brought them; I; at least; though cheated by you of a large
summ; and obliged to pass my days in comparative ruin; can retire;
and have some of the comforts to which my rank entitles me。 The
furnitur in this house is mine; and as I presume you intend YOUR
LADY to sleep in the streets; I give you warning that I shall
remove it all tomorrow。
〃Mr。 Smithers will tell you that I had intended to leave you my
intire fortune。 I have this morning; in his presents; solamly toar
up my will; and hereby renounce all connection with you and your
beggarly family。
〃SUSAN HOGGARTY。
〃P。S。I took a viper into my bosom; AND IT STUNG ME。〃
I confess that; on the first reading of this letter; I was in such
a fury that I forgot almost the painful situation in which it
plunged me; and the ruin hanging over me。
〃What a fool you were; Titmarsh; to write that letter!〃 said Mr。
Smithers。 〃You have cut your own throat; sir;lost a fine
property;written yourself out of five hundred a year。 Mrs。
Hoggarty; my client; brought the will; as she says; downstairs; and
flung it into the fire before our faces。〃
〃It's a blessing that your wife was from home;〃 added Gus。 〃She
went to church this morning with Dr。 Salt's family; and sent word
that she would spend the da