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　might；　her　relations　would　do　nothing　for　him　or　her；　and　they　in　all　this　great　distress。　　He　did　not　take　anything　long　to　heart；　let　it　be　as　it　would；　and　had　no　more　malice　or　thought　of　the　like　in　him　than　a　child　that　can't　speak；　this　night　it　was　all　out　of　his　head　before　he　went　to　his　bed。　　He　took　his　jug　of　whisky…　punchmy　lady　was　grown　quite　easy　about　the　whisky…punch　by　this　time；　and　so　I　did　suppose　all　was　going　on　right　betwixt　them　till　I　learnt　the　truth　through　Mrs。　Jane；　who　talked　over　the　affairs　to　the　housekeeper；　and　I　within　hearing。　　The　night　my　master　came　home；　thinking　of　nothing　at　all　but　just　making　merry；　he　drank　his　bumper　toast　'to　the　deserts　of　that　old　curmudgeon　my　father…in…law；　and　all　enemies　at　Mount　Juliet's　Town。'　　Now　my　lady　was　no　longer　in　the　mind　she　formerly　was；　and　did　noways　relish　hearing　her　own　friends　abused　in　her　presence；　she　said。

'Then　why　don't　they　show　themselves　your　friends　'　said　my　master；　'and　oblige　me　with　the　loan　of　the　money　I　condescended；　by　your　advice；　my　dear；　to　ask？　　It's　now　three　posts　since　I　sent　off　my　letter；　desiring　in　the　postscript　a　speedy　answer　by　the　return　of　the　post；　and　no　account　at　all　from　them　yet。'

'I　expect　they'll　write　to　ME　next　post；'　says　my　lady；　and　that　was　all　that　passed　then；　but　it　was　easy　from　this　to　guess　there　was　a　coolness　betwixt　them；　and　with　good　cause。

The　next　morning；　being　post…day；　I　sent　off　the　gossoon　early　to　the　post…office；　to　see　was　there　any　letter　likely　to　set　matters　to　rights；　and　he　brought　back　one　with　the　proper　post…　mark　upon　it；　sure　enough；　and　I　had　no　time　to　examine　or　make　any　conjecture　more　about　it；　for　into　the　servants'　hall　pops　Mrs。　Jane　with　a　blue　bandbox　in　her　hand；　quite　entirely　mad。

'Dear　ma'am；　and　what's　the　matter？'　says　I。

'Matter　enough；'　says　she；　'don't　you　see　my　bandbox　is　wet　through；　and　my　best　bonnet　here　spoiled；　besides　my　lady's；　and　all　by　the　rain　coming　in　through　that　gallery　window　that　you　might　have　got　mended　if　you'd　had　any　sense；　Thady；　all　the　time　we　were　in　town　in　the　winter？'

'Sure；　I　could　not　get　the　glazier；　ma'am；'　says　I。

'You　might　have　stopped　it　up　anyhow；'　says　she。

'So　I；　did；　ma'am；　to　the　best　of　my　ability；　one　of　the　panes　with　the　old　pillow…case；　and　the　other　with　a　piece　of　the　old　stage　green　curtain。　　Sure　I　was　as　careful　as　possible　all　the　time　you　were　away；　and　not　a　drop　of　rain　came　in　at　that　window　of　all　the　windows　in　the　house；　all　winter；　ma'am；　when　under　my　care；　and　now　the　family's　come　home；　and　it's　summer…time；　I　never　thought　no　more　about　it；　to　be　sure；　but　dear；　it's　a　pity　to　think　of　your　bonnet；　ma'am。　　But　here's　what　will　please　you；　ma'ama　letter　from　Mount　Juliet's　Town　for　my　lady。

With　that　she　snatches　it　from　me　without　a　word　more；　and　runs　up　the　back　stairs　to　my　mistress；　I　follows　with　a　slate　to　make　up　the　window。　　This　window　was　in　the　long　passage；　or　gallery；　as　my　lady　gave　out　orders　to　have　it　called；　in　the　gallery　leading　to　my　master's　bedchamber　and　hers。　　And　when　I　went　up　with　the　slate；　the　door　having　no　lock；　and　the　bolt　spoilt；　was　ajar　after　Mrs。　Jane；　and；　as　I　was　busy　with　the　window；　I　heard　all　that　was　saying　within。

'Well；　what's　in　your　letter；　Bella；　my　dear？'　　says　he：　'you're　a　long　time　spelling　it　over。'

'Won't　you　shave　this　morning；　Sir　Condy？'　　says　she；　and　put　the　letter　into　her　pocket。

'I　shaved　the　day　before　yesterday；'　said　he；　'my　dear；　and　that's　not　what　I'm　thinking　of　now；　but　anything　to　oblige　you；　and　to　have　peace　and　quietness；　my　dear'and　presently　I　had　a　glimpse　of　him　at　the　cracked　glass　over　the　chimney…piece；　standing　up　shaving　himself　to　please　my　lady。　　But　she　took　no　notice；　but　went　on　reading　her　book；　and　Mrs；　Jane　doing　her　hair　behind。

'What　is　it　you're　reading　there；　my　dear？phoo；　I've　cut　myself　with　this　razor；　the　man's　a　cheat　that　sold　it　me；　but　I　have　not　paid　him　for　it　yet。　　What　is　it　you're　reading　there？　　Did　you　hear　me　asking　you；　my　dear？'

'THE　SORROWS　OF　WERTHER；'　replies　my　lady；　as　well　as　I　could　hear。

'I　think　more　of　the　sorrows　of　Sir　Condy；'　says　my　master；　joking　like。　　'What　news　from　Mount　Juliet's　Town？'

'No　news；'　says　she；　'but　the　old　story　over　again；　my　friends　all　reproaching　me　still　for　what　I　can't　help　now。'

'Is　it　for　marrying　me？'　　said　my　master；　still　shaving。　'What　signifies；　as　you　say；　talking　of　that；　when　it　can't　be　help'd　now？'

With　that　she　heaved　a　great　sigh　that　I　heard　plain　enough　in　the　passage。

'And　did　not　you　use　me　basely；　Sir　Condy；'　says　she；　'not　to　tell　me　you　were　ruined　before　I　married　you？'

'Tell　you；　my　dear！'　said　he。　'Did　you　ever　ask　me　one　word　about　it。　　And　had　not　your　friends　enough　of　your　own；　that　were　telling　you　nothing　else　from　morning　to　night；　if　you'd　have　listened　to　them　slanders？'

'No　slanders；　nor　are　my　friends　slanderers；　and　I　can't　bear　to　hear　them　treated　with　disrespect　as　I　do；'　says　my　lady；　and　took　out　her　pocket…handkerchief；　'they　are　the　best　of　friends；　and　if　I　had　taken　their　adviceBut　my　father　was　wrong　to　lock　me　up；　I　own。　　That　was　the　only　unkind　thing　I　can　charge　him　with；　for　if　he　had　not　locked　me　up；　I　should　never　have　had　a　serious　thought　of　running　away　as　I　did。'

'Well；　my　dear；'　said　my　master；　'don't　cry　and　make　yourself　uneasy　about　it　now；　when　it's　all　over；　and　you　have　the　man　of　your　own　choice；　in　spite　of　'em　all。'

'I　was　too　young；　I　know；　to　make　a　choice　at　the　time　you　ran　away　with　me；　I'm　sure；'　says　my　lady；　and　another　sigh；　which　made　my　master；　half…shaved　as　he　was；　turn　round　upon　her　in　surprise。

'Why；　Bell；'　says　he；　'you　can't　deny　what　you　know　as　well　as　I　do；　that　it　was　at　your　own　particular　desire；　and　that　twice　under　your　own　hand　and　seal　expressed；　that　I　should　carry　you　off　as　I　did　to　Scotland；　and　marry　you　there。'

'Well；　say　no　more　about　it；　Sir　Condy；'　said　my　lady；　pettish…　like；　'I　was　a　child　then；　you　know。'

'And　as　far　as　I　know；　you're　little　better　now；　my　dear　Bella；　to　be　talking　in　this　manner　to　your　husband's　face；　but　I　won't　take　it　ill　of　you；　for　I　know　it's　something　in　that　letter　you　put　into　your　pocket　just　now　that　has　set　you　against　me　all　on　a　sudden；　and　imposed　upon　your　understanding。'

'It's　not　so　very　easy　as　you　think　it；　Sir　Condy；　to　impose　upon　my　understanding；'　said　my　lady。

'My　dear；'　says　he；　'I　have；　and　with　reason；　the　best　opinion　of　your　understanding　of　any　man　now　breathing；　and　you　know　I　have　never　set　my　own　in　competition　with　it　till　now；　my　dear　Bella；'　says　he；　taking　her　hand　from　her　book　as　kind　as　could　be'till　now；　when　I　have　the　great　advantage　of　being　quite　cool；　and　you　not；　so　don't　believe　one　word　your　friends　say　against　your　own　Sir　Condy；　and　lend　me　the　letter　out　of　your　pocket；　till　I　see　what　it　is　they　can　have　to　say。'

'Take　it　then；'　says　she；　'and　as　you　are　quite　cool；　I　hope　it　is　a　proper　time　to　request　you'll　allow　me　to　comply　with　the　wishes　of　all　my　own　friends；　and　return　to　live　with　my　father　and　family；　during　the　remainder　of　my　wretched　existence；　at　Mount　Juliet's　Town。'

At　this　my　poor　master　fell　back　a　few　paces；　like　one　that　had　been　shot。

'You're　not　serious；　Bella；'　says　he；　'and　could　you　find　it　in　your　heart　to　leave　me　this　way　in　the　very　middle　of　my　distresses；　all　alone'　　But　recollecting　himself　after　his　first　surprise；　and　a　moment's　time　for　reflection；　he　said；　with　a　great　deal　of　consideration　for　my　lady；　'Well；　Bella；　my　dear；　I　believe　you　are　right；　for　what　could　you　do　at　Castle　Rackrent；　and　an　execution　against　the　goods　coming　down；　and　the　furniture　to　be　canted；　and　an　auction　in　the　house　all　next　week？　　So　you　have　my　full　consent　to　go；　since　that　is　your　desire；　only　you　must　not　think　of　my　accompanying　you；　which　I　could　not　in　honour　do　upon　the　terms　I　always　have　been；　since　our　marriage；　with　your　friends。　　Besides；　I　have　business　to　transact　at　home；　so　in　the　meantime；　if　we　are　to　have　any　breakfast　this　morning；　let　us　go　down　and　have　it　for　the　last　time　in　peace　and　comfort；　Bella。'

Then　as　I　heard　my　master　coming　to　the　passage　door；　I　finished　fastening　up　my　slate　against　the　broken　pane；　and　when　he　came　out　I　wiped　down　the　window…seat　with　my　wig；　I　and　bade　him　a　'good…morrow'　as　kindly　as　I　could；　seeing　he　was　in　trouble；　though　he　strove　and　thought　to　hide　it　from　me。

＇Wigs　were　formerly　used　instead　of　brooms　in　Ireland　for　sweeping　or　dusting　tables；　stairs；　etc。　The　Editor　doubted　the　fact　till　he　saw　a　labourer　of　the　old　school　sweep　down　a　flight　of　stairs　with　his　wig；　he　afterwards　put　it　on　his　head　again　with　the　utmost　composure；　and　said；　'Oh；　please　your　honour；　it's　never　a　bit　the　worse。

It　must　be　acknowledged　that　these　men　are　not　in　any　danger　of　catching　cold　by　taking　off　their　wigs　occasionally；　because　they　usually　have　fine　crops　of　hair　growing　under　their　wigs。　The　wigs　are　often　yellow；　and　the　hair　which　appears　from　beneath　them　black；　the　wigs　are　usually　too　small；　and　are　raised　up　by　the　hair　beneath；　or　by　the　ears　of　the　wearers。＇

'This　window　is　all　racked　and　tattered；'　says　I；　'and　it's　what　I'm　striving　to　mend。'

'It　IS　all　racked　and　tattered；　plain　enough；'　says　he；　'and　never　mind　mending　it；　honest　old　Thady；'　says　he；　'it　will　do　well　enough　for　you　and　I；　and　that's　all　the　company　we　shall　have　left　in　the　house　by　and　by。'

'I'm　sorry　to　see　your　honour　so　low　this　morning；'　says　I；　'but　you'll　be　better　after　taking　your　breakfast。'

'Step　down　to　the　servants'　hall；'　said　he；　'and　bring　me　up　the　pen　and　ink　into　the　parlour；　and　get　a　sheet　of　paper　from　Mrs。　Jane；　for　I　have　business　that　can't　brook　to　be　delayed；　and　come　into　the　parlour　with　the　pen　and　ink　yourself；　Thady；　for　I　must　have　you　to　witness　my　signing　a　paper　I　have　to　execute　in　a　hurry。'

Well；　while　I　was　getting　of　the　pen　and　ink…horn；　and　the　sheet　of　paper；　I　ransacked　my　brains　to　think　what　could　be　the　papers　my　poor　master　could　have　to　execute　in　such　a　hurry；　he　that　never　thought　of　such　a　thing　as　doing　business　afore　breakfast　in　the　wh