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ed bosoms; shoes made for and declined by the very infantry: coats short in the waist and long in the sleeves; coalscuttle bonnets; and grand…maternal caps。 So he made his toilet with care; and put his best hat on to hide his shaven crown。 He then kept his door ajar; and waited for a chance of speaking to the justices。 One soon came: a portly old gentleman; with a rubicund face and honest eye; walked slowly along the corridor; looking as wise as he could; cringed on by Cooper and Dr。 Bailey; the latter had arrived post haste; and Baker had been sent for。 Alfred came out; touched his hat respectfully; and begged a private interview with the magistrate。 The old gentleman bowed politely; for Alfred's dress; address; and countenance; left no suspicion of insanity possible in an unprejudiced mind。

But the doctor whispered in his ear; 〃Take care; sir。 Dangerous!〃

Now this is one of the most effective of the formulae in a private asylum。 How can an inexperienced stranger know for certain that such a statement is a falsehood? And even the just do not love justice_to others_quite so well as they love their own skins。 So Squire Tollett very naturally declined a private interview with Alfred; and even drew back a step; and felt uneasy at being so near him。 Alfred implored him not to be imposed upon。 〃An honest man does not whisper;〃 said he。 〃Do not let him poison your mind against me; on my honour; I am as sane as you are; and he knows it。 Pray; pray use your own eyes and ears; sir; and give yourself a chance of discovering the truth in this stronghold of lies。〃

〃Don't excite yourself; Mr。 Hardie;〃 put in the doctor parentally。 (Formula。)

〃Don't you interrupt me; doctor; I am as calm as you are。 Calmer; for; see; you are pale at this moment; that is with fear that your wickedness in detaining a sane man here is going to be exposed。 Oh; sir;〃 said he; turning to the justice; 〃fear no violence from me; not even angry words; my misery is too deep for irritation; or excitement。 I am an Oxford man; sir; a prize man; an Ireland scholar。 But; unfortunately for me; my mother left me ten thousand pounds; and a heart。 I love a lady whose name I will not pollute by mentioning it in this den of thieves。 My father is the well…known banker; bankrupt; and cheat; of Barkington。 He has wasted his own money; and now covets his neighbour's and his son's。 He had me entrapped here on my wedding…day; to get hold of my money; and rob me of her I love。 I appeal to you; sir; to discharge me; or; if you have not so much confidence in your own judgment as to do that; then I demand a commission of lunacy; and a public inquiry。〃

Dr。 Bailey said; 〃That would be a most undesirable exposure; both to yourself and your friends。〃 (Formula。)

〃It is only the guilty who fear the light; sir;〃 was the prompt reply。

Mr。 Tollett said he thought the patient had a legal right to a commission of lunacy if there was property; and he took note of the application。 He then asked Alfred if he had any complaint to make of the food; the beds; or the attendants。

〃Sir;〃 said Alfred; 〃I leave those complaints to the insane ones: with me the gigantic wrong drives out the petty worries。 I cannot feel my stings for my deep wound。〃

〃Oh; then; you admit you are not treated _unkindly_ here?〃

I admit nothing of the kind; sir。 I merely decline to encumber your memory with petty injuries; when you are good enough to inquire into a monstrous one。〃

〃Now that is very sensible and considerate;〃 said Mr。 Tollett。 〃 I will see you; sir; again before we leave。〃

With this promise Alfred was obliged to be content。 He retired respectfully; and the justice said; 〃He seems as sane as I am。〃 The doctor smiled。 The justice observed it; and not aware that this smile was a formula; as much so as a prizefighter's or a ballet…dancer's; began to doubt a little: He reflected a moment; then asked who had signed the certificates。

〃Dr。 Wycherley for one。〃

〃Dr。 Wycherley? that is a great authority。〃

〃One of the greatest in the country; sir。〃

〃Oh; then one would think he must be more or less deranged。〃

〃Dangerously so at times。 But in his lucid intervals you never saw a more quiet gentlemanly creature。〃 (Formula。)

〃How sad!〃

〃Very。 He is my most interesting patient (formula); though terribly violent at times。 Would you like to see the medical journal about him?〃

〃Yes; by…and…bye。〃

The inspection then continued: the inspector admired the clean sheets that covered the beds; all of them dirty; some filthy: and asked the more reasonable patients to speak freely and say if they had any complaint to make。 This question being; with the usual sagacity of public inspectors; put in the presence of Cooper and the doctor; who stuck to Tollett like wax; the mad people all declared they were very kindly treated。 The reason they were so unanimous was this: they knew by experience that; if they told the truth; the justices could not at once remedy their discomforts; whereas the keepers; the very moment the justices left the house; would knock them down; beat them; shake them; strait…jacket them; and starve them: and the doctor; less merciful; would doctor them。 So they shook in their shoes; and vowed they were very comfortable in Silverton Grove。

Thus; in later days; certain Commissioners of Lunacy inspecting Accomb House; extracted nothing from Mrs。 Turner; but that she was happy and comfortable under the benignant sway of Metcalf the mildthere present。 It was only by a miracle the public learned the truth; and miracles are rare。

Meantime; Alfred had a misgiving。 The plausible doctor had now Squire Tollett's ear; and Tollett was old; and something about him reminded the Oxonian of a trait his friend Horace had detected in old age:

    〃Vel quod res omnes timide gelide que ministrat。      Dilator; spe longus; iners;〃 &c。

He knew there was another justice in the house; but he knew also he should not be allowed to get speech with him; if by cunning or force it could be prevented。 He kept his door ajar。 Presently Nurse Hannah came bustling along with an apronful of things; and let herself into a vacant room hard by。 This Hannah was a young woman with a pretty and rather babyish face; diversified by a thick biceps muscle in her arm that a blacksmith need not have blushed for。 And I suspect it was this masculine charm; and not her feminine features; that had won her the confidence of Baker and Co。; and the respect of his female patients: big or little; excited or not excited; there was not one of them this bicipital baby…face could not pin by the wrists; and twist her helpless into a strong…room; or handcuff her unaided in a moment; and she did it; too; on slight provocation。 Nurse Hannah seldom came into Alfred's part of the house; but when she did meet him; she generally gave him a kind look in passing; and he had resolved to speak to her; and try if he could touch her conscience; or move her pity。 He saw what she was at; but was too politic to detect her openly and irritate her。 He drew back a step; and said softly; 〃Nurse Hannah! Are you there?〃

〃Yes; I am here;〃 said she sharply; and came out of the room hastily; and shut it。 〃What do you want; sir?〃

Alfred clasped his hands together。 〃If you are a woman; have pity on me。〃

She was taken by surprise。 〃What can I do?〃 said she in some agitation。 〃I am only a servant。〃

〃At least tell me where I can find the Visiting Justice; before the keepers stop me。〃

〃Hush! Speak lower;〃 said Hannah。 〃You _have_ complained to one; haven't you?〃

〃Yes; but he seems a feeble old fogy。 Where is the other? Oh; pray tell me?〃

〃I mustn't: I mustn't In the noisy ward。 There; run。〃

And run he did。

Alfred was lucky enough to get safe into the noisy ward without being intercepted。 And then he encountered a sunburnt gentleman; under thirty; in a riding…coat; with a hunting…whip in his hand: it was Mr。 Vane; a Tory squire and large landholder in the county。

Now; as Alfred entered at one door; Baker himself came in at the other; and they nearly met at Vane。 But Alfred saluted him first; and begged respectfully for an interview。

〃Certainly; sir;〃 said Mr。 Vane。

〃Take care; sir; he is dangerous;〃 whispered Baker。 Instantly Mr。 Vane's countenance changed。 But this time Alfred overheard the formula; and said quietly: 〃Don't believe him; sir。 I am not dangerous; I am as sane as any man in England。 Pray examine me; and judge for yourself。〃

〃Ah; that is his delusion;〃 said Baker。 〃Come; Mr。 Hardie; I allow you great liberties; but you abuse them。 You really must not monopolise his Worship with your fancies。 Consider; sir; you are not the only patient he has to examine。〃

Alfred's heart sank: he turned a look of silent agony on Mr。 Vane。

Mr。 Vane; either touched by that look; or irritated by Baker's pragmatical interference; or perhaps both; looked that person coolly in the face; and said sternly: 〃Be silent; sir; and let _the gentleman_ speak to me。〃


CHAPTER XXXIII

ALFRED thus encouraged told his story with forced calmness; and without a word too much。 Indeed; so clear and telling was the narrative; and the logic so close; that incoherent patients one or two stole up and listened with wonder and a certain dreamy complacency; the bulk; however; held aloof apathetic: inextricably wrapped in fictitious Autobiography。

His story told; Alfred offered the Dodds in evidence that the fourteen thousand pounds was no illusion; and referred to his sister and several friends as witnesses to his sanity; and said the letters he wrote were all stopped in the asylum: and why? That no honest man or woman might know where he was。

He ended by convincing Mr。 Vane he was a sane and injured man; and his father a dark designing person。

Mr。 Vane asked him whether he had any other revelations to make。 Alfred replied; 〃Not on my own account; but for the sake of those afflicted persons who are here for life。 Well; the beds want repaving; the vermin thinning; the instruments of torture want abolishing; instead of hiding for an hour or two when you happen to come: what do the patients gain by that? The madmen dare not complain to you; sir; because the last time one did complain to the justices (it was Mr。 Petworth); they had no sooner pas

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