the wallet of kai lung-第23部分
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Because yours is not one of Ti Hung's ninety…nine cash
marvels。
〃They bring all delights to the old and the young;
The elegant idols supplied by Ti Hung。
〃N。B。The 'Great Sacrifice' idol; forty…five cash; delivered;
carriage free; in quantities of not less than twelve; at any
temple; on the evening before the sacrifice。
〃It was about this time that Li Ting returned。 His journey had been
more than usually successful; and he was well satisfied in
consequence。 It was not until he had made out his accounts and handed
in his money that Ti Hung informed him of his agreement with Yung
Chang。
〃'Oh; most treacherous and excessively unpopular Ti Hung;' exclaimed
Li Ting; in a terrible voice; 'this is the return you make for all my
entrancing efforts in your services; then? It is in this way that you
reward my exceedingly unconscientious recommendations of your very
inferior and unendurable clay idols; with their goggle eyes and
concave stomachs! Before I go; however; I request to be inspired to
make the following remarkthat I confidently predict your ruin。 And
now this low and undignified person will finally shake the elegant
dust of your distinguished house from his thoroughly inadequate feet;
and proceed to offer his incapable services to the rival establishment
over the way。'
〃'The machinations of such an evilly…disposed person as Li Ting will
certainly be exceedingly subtle;' said Ti Hung to his son…in…law when
the traveller had departed。 'I must counteract his omens。 Herewith I
wish to prophecy that henceforth I shall enjoy an unbroken run of good
fortune。 I have spoken; and assuredly I shall not eat my words。'
〃As the time went on; it seemed as though Ti Hung had indeed spoken
truly。 The ease and celerity with which he transacted his business
brought him customers and dealers from more remote regions than ever;
for they could spend days on the journey and still save time。 The army
of clay…gatherers and modellers grew larger and larger; and the
work…sheds stretched almost down to the river's edge。 Only one thing
troubled Ti Hung; and that was the uncongenial disposition of his
son…in…law; for Yung took no further interest in the industry to which
his discovery had given so great an impetus; but resolutely set to
work again to pass his examination for the second degree。
〃'It is an exceedingly distinguished and honourable thing to have
failed thirty…five times; and still to be undiscouraged;' admitted Ti
Hung; 'but I cannot cleanse my throat from bitterness when I consider
that my noble and lucrative business must pass into the hands of
strangers; perhaps even into the possession of the unendurable Li
Ting。'
〃But it had been appointed that this degrading thing should not
happen; however; and it was indeed fortunate that Yung did not abandon
his literary pursuits; for after some time it became very apparent to
Ti Hung that there was something radically wrong with his business。 It
was not that his custom was falling off in any way; indeed; it had
lately increased in a manner that was phenomenal; and when the
merchant came to look into the matter; he found to his astonishment
that the least order he had received in the past week had been for a
hundred idols。 All the sales had been large; and yet Ti Hung found
himself most unaccountably deficient in taels。 He was puzzled and
alarmed; and for the next few days he looked into the business
closely。 Then it was that the reason was revealed; both for the
falling off in the receipts and for the increase in the orders。 The
calculations of the unfortunate Yung Chang were correct up to a
hundred; but at that number he had made a gigantic errorwhich;
however; he was never able to detect and rectifywith the result that
all transactions above that point worked out at a considerable loss to
the seller。 It was in vain that the panic…stricken Ti Hung goaded his
miserable son…in…law to correct the mistake; it was equally in vain
that he tried to stem the current of his enormous commercial
popularity。 He had competed for public favour; and he had won it; and
every day his business increased till ruin grasped him by the pigtail。
Then came an order from one firm at Peking for five millions of the
ninety…nine cash idols; and at that Ti Hung put up his shutters; and
sat down in the dust。
〃'Behold!' he exclaimed; 'in the course of a lifetime there are many
very disagreeable evils that may overtake a person。 He may offend the
Sacred Dragon; and be in consequence reduced to a fine dry powder; or
he may incur the displeasure of the benevolent and pure…minded
Emperor; and be condemned to death by roasting; he may also be
troubled by demons or by the disturbed spirits of his ancestors; or be
struck by thunderbolts。 Indeed; there are numerous annoyances; but
they become as Heaven…sent blessings in comparison to a
self…opinionated and more than ordinarily weak…minded son…in…law。 Of
what avail is it that I have habitually sold one idol for the value of
a hundred? The very objectionable man in possession sits in my
delectable summer…house; and the unavoidable legal documents settle
around me like a flock of pigeons。 It is indeed necessary that I
should declare myself to be in voluntary liquidation; and make an
assignment of my book debts for the benefit of my creditors。 Having
accomplished this; I will proceed to the well…constructed tomb of my
illustrious ancestors; and having kow…towed at their incomparable
shrines; I will put an end to my distinguished troubles with this
exceedingly well…polished sword。'
〃'The wise man can adapt himself to circumstances as water takes the
shape of the vase that contains it;' said the well…known voice of Li
Ting。 'Let not the lion and the tiger fight at the bidding of the
jackal。 By combining our forces all may be well with you yet。 Assist
me to dispose of the entirely superfluous Yung Chang and to marry the
elegant and symmetrical Ning; and in return I will allot to you a
portion of my not inconsiderable income。'
〃'However high the tree; the leaves fall to the ground; and your hour
has come at last; O detestable Li Ting!' said Yung; who had heard the
speakers and crept upon them unperceived。 'As for my distinguished and
immaculate father…in…law; doubtless the heat has affected his
indefatigable brains; or he would not have listened to your
contemptible suggestion。 For yourself; draw!'
〃Both swords flashed; but before a blow could be struck the spirits of
his ancestors hurled Li Ting lifeless to the ground; to avenge the
memories that their unworthy descendant had so often reviled。
〃'So perish all the enemies of Yung Chang;' said the victor。 'And now;
my venerated but exceedingly short…sighted father…in…law; learn how
narrowly you have escaped making yourself exceedingly objectionable to
yourself。 I have just received intelligence from Peking that I have
passed the second degree; and have in consequence been appointed to a
remunerative position under the Government。 This will enable us to
live in comfort; if not in affluence; and the rest of your engaging
days can be peacefully spent in flying kites。'〃
CHAPTER III
THE PROBATION OF SEN HENG
Related by Kai Lung; at Wu…whei; as a rebuke to Wang Yu and
certain others who had questioned the practical value of his stories。
〃It is an undoubted fact that this person has not realized the direct
remunerative advantage which he confidently anticipated;〃 remarked the
idle and discontented pipe…maker Wang Yu; as; with a few other persons
of similar inclination; he sat in the shade of the great mulberry tree
at Wu…whei; waiting for the evil influence of certain very mysterious
sounds; which had lately been heard; to pass away before he resumed
his occupation。 〃When the seemingly proficient and trustworthy Kai
Lung first made it his practice to journey to Wu…whei; and narrate to
us the doings of persons of all classes of life;〃 he continued; 〃it
seemed to this one that by closely following the recital of how
Mandarins obtained their high position; and exceptionally rich persons
their wealth; he must; in the end; inevitably be rendered competent to
follow in their illustrious footsteps。 Yet in how entirely contrary a
direction has the whole course of events tended! In spite of the
honourable intention which involved a frequent absence from his place
of commerce; those who journeyed thither with the set purpose of
possessing one of his justly…famed opium pipes so perversely regarded
the matter that; after two or three fruitless visits; they
deliberately turned their footsteps towards the workshop of the
inelegant Ming…yo; whose pipes are confessedly greatly inferior to
those produced by the person who is now speaking。 Nevertheless; the
rapacious Kai Lung; to whose influence the falling off in custom was
thus directly attributable; persistently declined to bear any share
whatever in the loss which his profession caused; and; indeed;
regarded the circumstance from so grasping and narrow…minded a point
of observation that he would not even go to the length of suffering
this much…persecuted one to join the circle of his hearers without on
every occasion making the customary offering。 In this manner