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quiet eyes when we spoke to him kindly; looked as if the knowledge

of these things; and of all the tender things there are to think

about; might have been in his mind … as if he thought; with us;

that there was a fellow…feeling in the pauper nurses which appeared

to make them more kind to their charges than the race of common

nurses in the hospitals … as if he mused upon the Future of some

older children lying around him in the same place; and thought it

best; perhaps; all things considered; that he should die … as if he

knew; without fear; of those many coffins; made and unmade; piled

up in the store below … and of his unknown friend; 'the dropped

child;' calm upon the box…lid covered with a cloth。  But there was

something wistful and appealing; too; in his tiny face; as if; in

the midst of all the hard necessities and incongruities he pondered

on; he pleaded; in behalf of the helpless and the aged poor; for a

little more liberty … and a little more bread。







PRINCE BULL。  A FAIRY TALE







ONCE upon a time; and of course it was in the Golden Age; and I

hope you may know when that was; for I am sure I don't; though I

have tried hard to find out; there lived in a rich and fertile

country; a powerful Prince whose name was BULL。  He had gone

through a great deal of fighting; in his time; about all sorts of

things; including nothing; but; had gradually settled down to be a

steady; peaceable; good…natured; corpulent; rather sleepy Prince。



This Puissant Prince was married to a lovely Princess whose name

was Fair Freedom。  She had brought him a large fortune; and had

borne him an immense number of children; and had set them to

spinning; and farming; and engineering; and soldiering; and

sailoring; and doctoring; and lawyering; and preaching; and all

kinds of trades。  The coffers of Prince Bull were full of treasure;

his cellars were crammed with delicious wines from all parts of the

world; the richest gold and silver plate that ever was seen adorned

his sideboards; his sons were strong; his daughters were handsome;

and in short you might have supposed that if there ever lived upon

earth a fortunate and happy Prince; the name of that Prince; take

him for all in all; was assuredly Prince Bull。



But; appearances; as we all know; are not always to be trusted …

far from it; and if they had led you to this conclusion respecting

Prince Bull; they would have led you wrong as they often have led

me。



For; this good Prince had two sharp thorns in his pillow; two hard

knobs in his crown; two heavy loads on his mind; two unbridled

nightmares in his sleep; two rocks ahead in his course。  He could

not by any means get servants to suit him; and he had a tyrannical

old godmother; whose name was Tape。



She was a Fairy; this Tape; and was a bright red all over。  She was

disgustingly prim and formal; and could never bend herself a hair's

breadth this way or that way; out of her naturally crooked shape。

But; she was very potent in her wicked art。  She could stop the

fastest thing in the world; change the strongest thing into the

weakest; and the most useful into the most useless。  To do this she

had only to put her cold hand upon it; and repeat her own name;

Tape。  Then it withered away。



At the Court of Prince Bull … at least I don't mean literally at

his court; because he was a very genteel Prince; and readily

yielded to his godmother when she always reserved that for his

hereditary Lords and Ladies … in the dominions of Prince Bull;

among the great mass of the community who were called in the

language of that polite country the Mobs and the Snobs; were a

number of very ingenious men; who were always busy with some

invention or other; for promoting the prosperity of the Prince's

subjects; and augmenting the Prince's power。  But; whenever they

submitted their models for the Prince's approval; his godmother

stepped forward; laid her hand upon them; and said 'Tape。'  Hence

it came to pass; that when any particularly good discovery was

made; the discoverer usually carried it off to some other Prince;

in foreign parts; who had no old godmother who said Tape。  This was

not on the whole an advantageous state of things for Prince Bull;

to the best of my understanding。



The worst of it was; that Prince Bull had in course of years lapsed

into such a state of subjection to this unlucky godmother; that he

never made any serious effort to rid himself of her tyranny。  I

have said this was the worst of it; but there I was wrong; because

there is a worse consequence still; behind。  The Prince's numerous

family became so downright sick and tired of Tape; that when they

should have helped the Prince out of the difficulties into which

that evil creature led him; they fell into a dangerous habit of

moodily keeping away from him in an impassive and indifferent

manner; as though they had quite forgotten that no harm could

happen to the Prince their father; without its inevitably affecting

themselves。



Such was the aspect of affairs at the court of Prince Bull; when

this great Prince found it necessary to go to war with Prince Bear。

He had been for some time very doubtful of his servants; who;

besides being indolent and addicted to enriching their families at

his expense; domineered over him dreadfully; threatening to

discharge themselves if they were found the least fault with;

pretending that they had done a wonderful amount of work when they

had done nothing; making the most unmeaning speeches that ever were

heard in the Prince's name; and uniformly showing themselves to be

very inefficient indeed。  Though; that some of them had excellent

characters from previous situations is not to be denied。  Well;

Prince Bull called his servants together; and said to them one and

all; 'Send out my army against Prince Bear。  Clothe it; arm it;

feed it; provide it with all necessaries and contingencies; and I

will pay the piper!  Do your duty by my brave troops;' said the

Prince; 'and do it well; and I will pour my treasure out like

water; to defray the cost。  Who ever heard ME complain of money

well laid out!'  Which indeed he had reason for saying; inasmuch as

he was well known to be a truly generous and munificent Prince。



When the servants heard those words; they sent out the army against

Prince Bear; and they set the army tailors to work; and the army

provision merchants; and the makers of guns both great and small;

and the gunpowder makers; and the makers of ball; shell; and shot;

and they bought up all manner of stores and ships; without

troubling their heads about the price; and appeared to be so busy

that the good Prince rubbed his hands; and (using a favourite

expression of his); said; 'It's all right I' But; while they were

thus employed; the Prince's godmother; who was a great favourite

with those servants; looked in upon them continually all day long;

and whenever she popped in her head at the door said; How do you

do; my children?  What are you doing here?'  'Official business;

godmother。'  'Oho!' says this wicked Fairy。  '… Tape!'  And then

the business all went wrong; whatever it was; and the servants'

heads became so addled and muddled that they thought they were

doing wonders。



Now; this was very bad conduct on the part of the vicious old

nuisance; and she ought to have been strangled; even if she had

stopped here; but; she didn't stop here; as you shall learn。  For;

a number of the Prince's subjects; being very fond of the Prince's

army who were the bravest of men; assembled together and provided

all manner of eatables and drinkables; and books to read; and

clothes to wear; and tobacco to smoke; and candies to burn; and

nailed them up in great packing…cases; and put them aboard a great

many ships; to be carried out to that brave army in the cold and

inclement country where they were fighting Prince Bear。  Then; up

comes this wicked Fairy as the ships were weighing anchor; and

says; 'How do you do; my children?  What are you doing here?' … 'We

are going with all these comforts to the army; godmother。' … 'Oho!'

says she。  'A pleasant voyage; my darlings。 … Tape!'  And from that

time forth; those enchanting ships went sailing; against wind and

tide and rhyme and reason; round and round the world; and whenever

they touched at any port were ordered off immediately; and could

never deliver their cargoes anywhere。



This; again; was very bad conduct on the part of the vicious old

nuisance; and she ought to have been strangled for it if she had

done nothing worse; but; she did something worse still; as you

shall learn。  For; she got astride of an official broomstick; and

muttered as a spell these two sentences; 'On Her Majesty's

service;' and 'I have the honour to be; sir; your most obedient

servant;' and presently alighted in the cold and inclement country

where the army of Prince Bull were encamped to fight the army of

Prince Bear。  On the sea…shore of that country; she found piled

together; a number of houses for the army to live in; and a

quantity of provisions for the army to live upon; and a quantity of

clothes for the army to wear: while; sitting in the mud gazing at

them; were a group of officers as red to look at as the wicked old

woman herself。  So; she said to one of them; 'Who are you; my

darling; and how do you do?' … 'I am the Quartermaster General's

Department; godmother; and I am pretty well。'  Then she said to

another; 'Who are YOU; my darling; and how do YOU do?' … 'I am the

Commissariat Department; godmother; and I am pretty well!  Then she

said to another; 'Who are YOU; my darling; and how do YOU do?' … 'I

am the Head of the Medical Department; godmother; and I am pretty

well。'  Then; she said to some gentlemen scented with lavender; who

kept themselves at a great distance from the rest; 'And who are

YOU; my pretty pets; and how do YOU do?'  And they answered; 'We…


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