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quiet eyes when we spoke to him kindly; looked as if the knowledge
of these things; and of all the tender things there are to think
about; might have been in his mind … as if he thought; with us;
that there was a fellow…feeling in the pauper nurses which appeared
to make them more kind to their charges than the race of common
nurses in the hospitals … as if he mused upon the Future of some
older children lying around him in the same place; and thought it
best; perhaps; all things considered; that he should die … as if he
knew; without fear; of those many coffins; made and unmade; piled
up in the store below … and of his unknown friend; 'the dropped
child;' calm upon the box…lid covered with a cloth。 But there was
something wistful and appealing; too; in his tiny face; as if; in
the midst of all the hard necessities and incongruities he pondered
on; he pleaded; in behalf of the helpless and the aged poor; for a
little more liberty … and a little more bread。
PRINCE BULL。 A FAIRY TALE
ONCE upon a time; and of course it was in the Golden Age; and I
hope you may know when that was; for I am sure I don't; though I
have tried hard to find out; there lived in a rich and fertile
country; a powerful Prince whose name was BULL。 He had gone
through a great deal of fighting; in his time; about all sorts of
things; including nothing; but; had gradually settled down to be a
steady; peaceable; good…natured; corpulent; rather sleepy Prince。
This Puissant Prince was married to a lovely Princess whose name
was Fair Freedom。 She had brought him a large fortune; and had
borne him an immense number of children; and had set them to
spinning; and farming; and engineering; and soldiering; and
sailoring; and doctoring; and lawyering; and preaching; and all
kinds of trades。 The coffers of Prince Bull were full of treasure;
his cellars were crammed with delicious wines from all parts of the
world; the richest gold and silver plate that ever was seen adorned
his sideboards; his sons were strong; his daughters were handsome;
and in short you might have supposed that if there ever lived upon
earth a fortunate and happy Prince; the name of that Prince; take
him for all in all; was assuredly Prince Bull。
But; appearances; as we all know; are not always to be trusted …
far from it; and if they had led you to this conclusion respecting
Prince Bull; they would have led you wrong as they often have led
me。
For; this good Prince had two sharp thorns in his pillow; two hard
knobs in his crown; two heavy loads on his mind; two unbridled
nightmares in his sleep; two rocks ahead in his course。 He could
not by any means get servants to suit him; and he had a tyrannical
old godmother; whose name was Tape。
She was a Fairy; this Tape; and was a bright red all over。 She was
disgustingly prim and formal; and could never bend herself a hair's
breadth this way or that way; out of her naturally crooked shape。
But; she was very potent in her wicked art。 She could stop the
fastest thing in the world; change the strongest thing into the
weakest; and the most useful into the most useless。 To do this she
had only to put her cold hand upon it; and repeat her own name;
Tape。 Then it withered away。
At the Court of Prince Bull … at least I don't mean literally at
his court; because he was a very genteel Prince; and readily
yielded to his godmother when she always reserved that for his
hereditary Lords and Ladies … in the dominions of Prince Bull;
among the great mass of the community who were called in the
language of that polite country the Mobs and the Snobs; were a
number of very ingenious men; who were always busy with some
invention or other; for promoting the prosperity of the Prince's
subjects; and augmenting the Prince's power。 But; whenever they
submitted their models for the Prince's approval; his godmother
stepped forward; laid her hand upon them; and said 'Tape。' Hence
it came to pass; that when any particularly good discovery was
made; the discoverer usually carried it off to some other Prince;
in foreign parts; who had no old godmother who said Tape。 This was
not on the whole an advantageous state of things for Prince Bull;
to the best of my understanding。
The worst of it was; that Prince Bull had in course of years lapsed
into such a state of subjection to this unlucky godmother; that he
never made any serious effort to rid himself of her tyranny。 I
have said this was the worst of it; but there I was wrong; because
there is a worse consequence still; behind。 The Prince's numerous
family became so downright sick and tired of Tape; that when they
should have helped the Prince out of the difficulties into which
that evil creature led him; they fell into a dangerous habit of
moodily keeping away from him in an impassive and indifferent
manner; as though they had quite forgotten that no harm could
happen to the Prince their father; without its inevitably affecting
themselves。
Such was the aspect of affairs at the court of Prince Bull; when
this great Prince found it necessary to go to war with Prince Bear。
He had been for some time very doubtful of his servants; who;
besides being indolent and addicted to enriching their families at
his expense; domineered over him dreadfully; threatening to
discharge themselves if they were found the least fault with;
pretending that they had done a wonderful amount of work when they
had done nothing; making the most unmeaning speeches that ever were
heard in the Prince's name; and uniformly showing themselves to be
very inefficient indeed。 Though; that some of them had excellent
characters from previous situations is not to be denied。 Well;
Prince Bull called his servants together; and said to them one and
all; 'Send out my army against Prince Bear。 Clothe it; arm it;
feed it; provide it with all necessaries and contingencies; and I
will pay the piper! Do your duty by my brave troops;' said the
Prince; 'and do it well; and I will pour my treasure out like
water; to defray the cost。 Who ever heard ME complain of money
well laid out!' Which indeed he had reason for saying; inasmuch as
he was well known to be a truly generous and munificent Prince。
When the servants heard those words; they sent out the army against
Prince Bear; and they set the army tailors to work; and the army
provision merchants; and the makers of guns both great and small;
and the gunpowder makers; and the makers of ball; shell; and shot;
and they bought up all manner of stores and ships; without
troubling their heads about the price; and appeared to be so busy
that the good Prince rubbed his hands; and (using a favourite
expression of his); said; 'It's all right I' But; while they were
thus employed; the Prince's godmother; who was a great favourite
with those servants; looked in upon them continually all day long;
and whenever she popped in her head at the door said; How do you
do; my children? What are you doing here?' 'Official business;
godmother。' 'Oho!' says this wicked Fairy。 '… Tape!' And then
the business all went wrong; whatever it was; and the servants'
heads became so addled and muddled that they thought they were
doing wonders。
Now; this was very bad conduct on the part of the vicious old
nuisance; and she ought to have been strangled; even if she had
stopped here; but; she didn't stop here; as you shall learn。 For;
a number of the Prince's subjects; being very fond of the Prince's
army who were the bravest of men; assembled together and provided
all manner of eatables and drinkables; and books to read; and
clothes to wear; and tobacco to smoke; and candies to burn; and
nailed them up in great packing…cases; and put them aboard a great
many ships; to be carried out to that brave army in the cold and
inclement country where they were fighting Prince Bear。 Then; up
comes this wicked Fairy as the ships were weighing anchor; and
says; 'How do you do; my children? What are you doing here?' … 'We
are going with all these comforts to the army; godmother。' … 'Oho!'
says she。 'A pleasant voyage; my darlings。 … Tape!' And from that
time forth; those enchanting ships went sailing; against wind and
tide and rhyme and reason; round and round the world; and whenever
they touched at any port were ordered off immediately; and could
never deliver their cargoes anywhere。
This; again; was very bad conduct on the part of the vicious old
nuisance; and she ought to have been strangled for it if she had
done nothing worse; but; she did something worse still; as you
shall learn。 For; she got astride of an official broomstick; and
muttered as a spell these two sentences; 'On Her Majesty's
service;' and 'I have the honour to be; sir; your most obedient
servant;' and presently alighted in the cold and inclement country
where the army of Prince Bull were encamped to fight the army of
Prince Bear。 On the sea…shore of that country; she found piled
together; a number of houses for the army to live in; and a
quantity of provisions for the army to live upon; and a quantity of
clothes for the army to wear: while; sitting in the mud gazing at
them; were a group of officers as red to look at as the wicked old
woman herself。 So; she said to one of them; 'Who are you; my
darling; and how do you do?' … 'I am the Quartermaster General's
Department; godmother; and I am pretty well。' Then she said to
another; 'Who are YOU; my darling; and how do YOU do?' … 'I am the
Commissariat Department; godmother; and I am pretty well! Then she
said to another; 'Who are YOU; my darling; and how do YOU do?' … 'I
am the Head of the Medical Department; godmother; and I am pretty
well。' Then; she said to some gentlemen scented with lavender; who
kept themselves at a great distance from the rest; 'And who are
YOU; my pretty pets; and how do YOU do?' And they answered; 'We…