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infinitesimal infusion of ferocity; but; I do know; my potent;
grave; and common counselling Signors; that he is forced; when at
this work; to submit himself to a thoroughly good system; and to
make an Englishman very heartily ashamed of you。
Here; within the walls of the same abattoir; in other roomy and
commodious buildings; are a place for converting the fat into
tallow and packing it for market … a place for cleansing and
scalding calves' heads and sheep's feet … a place for preparing
tripe … stables and coach…houses for the butchers … innumerable
conveniences; aiding in the diminution of offensiveness to its
lowest possible point; and the raising of cleanliness and
supervision to their highest。 Hence; all the meat that goes out of
the gate is sent away in clean covered carts。 And if every trade
connected with the slaughtering of animals were obliged by law to
be carried on in the same place; I doubt; my friend; now reinstated
in the cocked hat (whose civility these two francs imperfectly
acknowledge; but appear munificently to repay); whether there could
be better regulations than those which are carried out at the
Abattoir of Montmartre。 Adieu; my friend; for I am away to the
other side of Paris; to the Abattoir of Grenelle! And there I find
exactly the same thing on a smaller scale; with the addition of a
magnificent Artesian well; and a different sort of conductor; in
the person of a neat little woman with neat little eyes; and a neat
little voice; who picks her neat little way among the bullocks in a
very neat little pair of shoes and stockings。
Such is the Monument of French Folly which a foreigneering people
have erected; in a national hatred and antipathy for common
counselling wisdom。 That wisdom; assembled in the City of London;
having distinctly refused; after a debate of three days long; and
by a majority of nearly seven to one; to associate itself with any
Metropolitan Cattle Market unless it be held in the midst of the
City; it follows that we shall lose the inestimable advantages of
common counselling protection; and be thrown; for a market; on our
own wretched resources。 In all human probability we shall thus
come; at last; to erect a monument of folly very like this French
monument。 If that be done; the consequences are obvious。 The
leather trade will be ruined; by the introduction of American
timber; to be manufactured into shoes for the fallen English; the
Lord Mayor will be required; by the popular voice; to live entirely
on frogs; and both these changes will (how; is not at present quite
clear; but certainly somehow or other) fall on that unhappy landed
interest which is always being killed; yet is always found to be
alive … and kicking。
Footnotes:
(1) Give a bill
(2) Three months' imprisonment as reputed thieves。
End