every man in his humour-第8部分
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COB。 I will not give it him。 Mass； I thought somewhat was in it； we could not get him to bed all night。 Well sir； though he lie not on my bed； he lies on my bench； an't please you to go up； sir； you shall find him with two cushions under his head； and his cloak wrapt about him； as though he had neither won nor lost； and yet I warrant he ne'er cast better in his life than he hath done to…night。
MAT。 Why； was he drunk？
COB。 Drunk； sir？ you hear not me say so； perhaps he swallow'd a tavern token； or some such device； sir； I have nothing to do withal： I deal with water and not with wine。 Give me my tankard there； ho！ God be with you； sir； it's six o'clock： I should have carried two turns by this； what ho！ my stopple； come。
MAT。 Lie in a water…bearer's house； a gentleman of his note？ Well； I'll tell him my mind。 ＇EXIT。
COB。 What； Tib； shew this gentleman up to Signior Bobadilla： oh； an my house were the Brazen head now； faith it would e'en cry moe fools yet： you should have some now； would take him to be a gentleman at least； alas； God help the simple； his father's an honest man； a good fishmonger； and so forth： and now doth he creep and wriggle into acquaintance with all the brave gallants and they flout him invincibly。 He useth every day to a merchant's house； （where I serve water） one M。 Thorello's； and here's the jest； he is in love with my master's sister； and calls her mistress： and there he sits a whole afternoon sometimes； reading of these same abominable； vile； （a pox on them； I cannot abide them！） rascally verses； Poetry； poetry； and speaking of 'Interludes'； 'twill make a man burst to hear him： and the wenches； they do so jeer and tihe at him； well； should they do as much to me； I'd forswear them all； by the life of Pharaoh； there's an oath： how many water…bearers shall you hear swear such an oath？ oh； I have a guest； （he teacheth me） he doth swear the best of any man christened。 By Phoebus； By the life of Pharaoh； By the body of me； As I am gentleman； and a soldier： such dainty oaths； and withal he doth take this same filthy roguish tobacco； the finest and cleanliest； it would do a man good to see the fume come forth at his nostrils： well； he owes me forty shillings； （my wife lent him out of her purse； by sixpence a time；） besides his lodging； I would I had it： I shall have it； he saith； next Action。 Helter skelter； hang sorrow； care will kill a cat； up…tails all； and a pox on the hangman。 ＇EXIT。
＇BOBADILLA DISCOVERS HIMSELF； ON A BENCH； TO HIM TIB。
BOB。 Hostess； hostess。
TIB。 What say you； sir？
BOB。 A cup of your small beer； sweet hostess。
TIB。 Sir； there's a gentleman below would speak with you。
BOB。 A gentleman？ （God's so） I am not within。
TIB。 My husband told him you were； sir。
BOB。 What a plague！ what meant he？
MAT。 Signior Bobadilla。 ＇MATHEO WITHIN。
BOB。 Who's there？ （take away the bason； good hostess） come up； sir。
TIB。 He would desire you to come up； sir； you come into a cleanly house here。
MAT。 God save you； sir； God save you。
＇ENTER MATHEO。
BOB。 Signior Matheo； is't you； sir？ please you sit down。
MAT。 I thank you； good Signior； you may see I am somewhat audacious。
BOB。 Not so； Signior； I was requested to supper yesternight by a sort of gallants； where you were wished for； and drunk to； I assure you。
MAT。 Vouchsafe me by whom； good Signior。
BOB。 Marry； by Signior Prospero； and others； why； hostess； a stool here for this gentleman。
MAT。 No haste； sir； it is very well。
BOB。 Body of me； it was so late ere we parted last night； I can scarce open mine eyes yet； I was but new risen as you came； how passes the day abroad； sir？ you can tell。
MAT。 Faith； some half hour to seven： now trust me； you have an exceeding fine lodging here； very neat； and private。
BOB。 Ay； sir； sit down。 I pray you； Signior Matheo； in any case possess no gentlemen of your acquaintance with notice of my lodging。
MAT。 Who？ I； sir？ no。
BOB。 Not that I need to care who know it； but in regard I would not be so popular and general as some be。
MAT。 True； Signior； I conceive you。
BOB。 For do you see； sir； by the heart of myself； （except it be to some peculiar and choice spirits； to whom I am extraordinarily engaged； as yourself； or so；） I could not extend thus far。
MAT。 O Lord； sir！ I resolve so。
BOB。 What new book have you there？ What？ 'Go by Hieronymo'。
MAT。 Ay； did you ever see it acted？ is't not well penned？
BOB。 Well penned： I would fain see all the Poets of our time pen such another play as that was； they'll prate and swagger； and keep a stir of art and devices； when （by God's so） they are the most shallow； pitiful fellows that live upon the face of the earth again。
MAT。 Indeed； here are a number of fine speeches in this book： 〃Oh eyes； no eyes； but fountains fraught with tears；〃 there's a conceit： Fountains fraught with tears。 〃Oh life； no life； but lively form of death；〃 is't not excellent？ 〃Oh world； no world； but mass of public wrongs；〃 O God's me： 〃confused and filled with murder and misdeeds。〃 Is't not simply the best that ever you heard？ Ha； how do you like it？
BOB。 'Tis good。
MAT。 〃To thee； the purest object to my sense； The most refined essence heaven covers； Send I these lines； wherein I do commence The happy state of true deserving lovers。 If they prove rough； unpolish'd； harsh； and rude； Haste made that waste； thus mildly I conclude。〃
BOB。 Nay； proceed； proceed； where's this？ where's this？
MAT。 This； sir； a toy of mine own in my non…age： but when will you come and see my study？ good faith； I can shew you some very good things I have done of late： that boot becomes your leg passing well； sir； methinks。
BOB。 So； so； it's a fashion gentlemen use。
MAT。 Mass； sir； and now you speak of the fashion； Signior Prospero's elder brother and I are fallen out exceedingly： this other day I happened to enter into some discourse of a hanger； which； I assure you； both for fashion and workmanship was most beautiful and gentlemanlike； yet he condemned it for the most pied and ridiculous that ever he saw。
BOB。 Signior Giuliano； was it not？ the elder brother？
MAT。 Ay； sir； he。
BOB。 Hang him； rook！ he！ why； he has no more judgment than a malt…horse。 By St。 George； I hold him the most peremptory absurd clown （one a them） in Christendom： I protest to you （as I am a gentleman and a soldier） I ne'er talk'd with the like of him： he has not so much as a good word in his belly； all iron； iron； a good commodity for a smith to make hob…nails on。
MAT。 Ay； and he thinks to carry it away with his manhood still where he comes： he brags he will give me the bastinado； as I hear。
BOB。 How； the bastinado？ how came he by that word； trow？
MAT。 Nay； indeed； he said cudgel me； I termed it so for the more grace。
BOB。 That may be； for I was sure it was none of his word： but when； when said he so？
MAT。 Faith； yesterday； they say； a young gallant； a friend of mine； told me so。
BOB。 By the life of Pharaoh； an't were my case now； I should send him a challenge presently： the bastinado！ come hither； you shall challenge him； I'll shew you a trick or two； you shall kill him at pleasure； the first 'stoccado' if you will； by this air。
MAT。 Indeed； you have absolute knowledge in the mystery； I have heard； sir。
BOB。 Of whom？ of whom； I pray？
MAT。 Faith； I have heard it spoken of divers； that you have very rare skill； sir。
BOB。 By heaven； no； not I； no skill in the earth： some small science； know my time； distance； or so； I have profest it more for noblemen and gentlemen's use than mine own practise； I assure you。 Hostess； lend us another bed…staff here quickly： look you； sir； exalt not your point above this state at any hand； and let your poniard maintain your defence thus： give it the gentleman。 So； sir； come on； oh； twine your body more about； that you may come to a more sweet comely gentlemanlike guard； so indifferent。 Hollow your body more； sir； thus： now stand fast on your left leg； note your distance； keep your due proportion of time： oh； yes disorder your point most vilely。
MAT。 How is the bearing of it now； sir？
BOB。 Oh； out of measure ill； a well…experienced man would pass upon you at pleasure。
MAT。 How mean you pass upon me？
BOB。 Why； thus； sir： make a thrust at me； come in upon my time； control your point； and make a full career at the body： the best…practis'd gentlemen of the time term it the 'passado'； a most desperate thrust； believe it。
MAT。 Well； come； sir。
BOB。 Why； you do not manage your weapons with that facility and grace that you should do； I have no spirit to play with you； your dearth of judgment makes you seem tedious。
MAT。 But one venue； sir。
BOB。 Fie！ venue； most gross denomination as ever I heard： oh； the 'stoccado' while you live； Signior； not that。 Come； put on your cloak； and we'll go to some private place where you are acquainted； some tavern or so； and we'll send for one of these fencers； where he shall breathe you at my direction； and then I'll teach you that trick； you shall kill him with it at the first if you please： why； I'll learn you by the true judgment of the eye； hand； and foot； to control any man's point in the world； Should your adversary confront you with a pistol； 'twere nothing； you should （by the same rule） control the bullet； most certain； by Phoebus： unless it were hail…shot： what money have you about you； sir？
MAT。 Faith； I have not past two shillings； or so。
BOB。 'Tis somewhat with the least； but come； when we have done； we'll call up Signior Prospero； perhaps we shall meet with Coridon his brother there。
＇EXEUNT。
SCENE IV。 ENTER THORELLO； GIULIANO； PISO。
THO。 Piso； come hither： there lies a note within； upon my desk； here； take my key： it's no matter neither； where's the boy？
PIS。 Within； sir； in the warehouse。
THO。 Let him tell over that Spanish gold； and weigh it； and do you see the delivery of those wares to Signior Bentivole： I'll be there myself at the receipt of the money anon。
PIS。 Very good； sir。 ＇EXIT PISO。
THO。 Brother； did you see that same fellow there？
GIU。 Ay； what of him？
THO。 He
