the ecclesiazusae-第4部分
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PRAXAGORA
Friends； success has crowned our plans。 But off with these
cloaks and these boots quick； before any man sees you； unbuckle the
Laconian straps and get rid of your staffs； （to the LEADER） and you
help them with their toilet。 As for myself； I am going to slip quietly
into the house and replace my husband's cloak and other gear where I
took them from； before he can suspect anything。
LEADER OF THE CHORUS
There！ it's done according to your bidding。 Now tell us how we can
be of service to you； so that we may show you our obedience； for we
have never seen a cleverer woman than you。
PRAXAGORA
Wait！ I only wish to use the power given me in accordance with
your wishes； for； in the market…place； in the midst of the shouts
and danger； I appreciated your indomitable courage。
（Just as she is about to enter the house BLEPYRUS appears in the
doorway。）
BLEPYRUS
Eh； Praxagora！ where are you coming from？
PRAXAGORA
How does that concern you； dear？
BLEPYRUS
Why； greatly！ what a silly question！
PRAXAGORA
You don't think I have come from a lover's？
BLEPYRUS
No； perhaps not from only one。
PRAXAGORA
You can make yourself sure of that。
BLEPYRUS
And how？
PRAXAGORA
You can see whether my hair smells of perfume。
BLEPYRUS
What？ cannot a woman possibly be laid without perfume； eh！
PRAXAGORA
The gods forfend； as far as I am concerned。
BLEPYRUS
Why did you go off at early dawn with my cloak？
PRAXAGORA
Acompanion； a friend who was in labour； had sent to fetch me。
BLEPYRUS
Could you not have told me？
PRAXAGORA
Oh； my dear； would you have me caring nothing for a poor woman
in that plight？
BLEPYRUS
A word would have been enough。 There's something behind all this。
PRAXAGORA
No； I call the goddesses to witness！ I went running off； the
poor woman who summoned me begged me to come； whatever might betide。
BLEPYRUS
And why did you not take your mantle？ Instead of that； you carry
of mine； you throw your dress upon the bed and you leave me as the
dead are left； bar the chaplets and perfumes。
PRAXAGORA
It was cold； and I am frail and delicate； I took your cloak for
greater warmth； leaving you thoroughly warm yourself beneath your
coverlets。
BLEPYRUS
And my shoes and staff； those too went off with you？
PRAXAGORA
I was afraid they might rob me of the cloak； and so； to look
like a man； I put on your shoes and walked with a heavy tread and
struck the stones with your staff。
BLEPYRUS
D'you know you have made us lose a sextary of wheat； which I
should have bought with the triobolus of the Assembly？
PRAXAGORA
Be comforted； for she had a boy。
BLEPYRUS
Who？ the Assembly？
PRAXAGORA
No； no； the woman I helped。 But has the Assembly taken place then？
BLEPYRUS
Did I not tell you of it yesterday？
PRAXAGORA
True； I remember now。
BLEPYRUS
And don't you know the decrees that have been voted？
PRAXAGORA
No indeed。
BLEPYRUS
Go to！ you can live on lobster from now on； for they say the
government is handed over to you。
PRAXAGORA
To do what…to spin？
BLEPYRUS
No； that you may rule。。。
PRAXAGORA
What？
BLEPYRUS
。。。over all public business。
PRAXAGORA （as she exclaims this CHREMES reappears）
Oh！ by Aphrodite how happy Athens will be！
BLEPYRUS
Why so？
PRAXAGORA
For a thousand reasons。 None will dare now to do shameless
deeds； give false testimony or lay informations。
BLEPYRUS
Stop！ in the name of the gods！ Do you want me to die of hunger？
CHREMES
Good sir； let your wife speak。
PRAXAGORA
There will be no more thieves； nor envious people； no more rags
nor misery； no more abuse and no more prosecutions and law…suits。
CHREMES
By Posidon！ that's grand； if it's true！
PRAXAGORA
I shall prove it and you shall be my witness and even he （pointing
to Blepyrus） will have no objections to raise。
CHORUS （singing）
You have served your friends； but now it behoves you to apply your
ability and your care to the welfare of the people。 Devote the
fecundity of your mind to the public weal； adorn the citizens' lives
with a thousand enjoyments and teach them to seize every favourable
opportunity。 Devise some ingenious method to secure the much…needed
salvation of Athens； but let neither your acts nor your words recall
anything of the past； for 'tis only innovations that please。
LEADER OF THE CHORUS
But do not fail to put your plans into execution immediately； it's
quick action that pleases the audience。
PRAXAGORA
I believe my ideas are good； but what I fear is that the public
will cling to the old customs and refuse to accept my reforms。
CHREMES
Have no fear about that。 Love of novelty and disdain for
traditions； these are the dominating principles among us。
PRAXAGORA （to the audience）
Let none contradict nor interrupt me until I have explained my
plan。 I want all to have a share of everything and all property to
be in common； there will no longer be either rich or poor； no longer
shall we see one man harvesting vast tracts of land； while another has
not ground enough to be buried in； nor one man surround himself with a
whole army of slaves； while another has not a single attendant； I
intend that there shan only be one and the same condition of life
for all。
BLEPYRUS
But how do you mean for all？
PRAXAGORA （impatiently）
You'll eat dung before I do！
BLEPYRUS
Won't the dung be common too？
PRAXAGORA
No； no； but you interrupted me too soon。 This is what I was
going to say； I shall begin by making land； money； everything that
is private property； common to all。 Then we shall live on this
common wealth； which we shall take care to administer with wise
thrift。
BLEPYRUS
And how about the man who has no land； but only gold and silver
coins； that cannot be seen？
PRAXAGORA
He must bring them to the common stock； and if he fails he will be
a perjured man。
BLEPYRUS
That won't worry him much； for has he not gained them by perjury？
PRAXAGORA
But his riches will no longer be of any use to him。
BLEPYRUS
Why？
PRAXAGORA
The poor will no longer be obliged to work； each will have all
that he needs； bread； salt fish； cakes； tunics； wine； chaplets and
chick…pease； of what advantage will it be to him not to contribute his
share to the common wealth？ What do you think of it？
BLEPYRUS
But is it not the biggest robbers that have all these things？
CHREMES
Yes； formerly； under the old order of things； but now that all
goods are in common； what will he gain by not bringing his wealth into
the general stock？
BLEPYRUS
If someone saw a pretty wench and wished to lay her； he would take
some of his reserve store to make her a present and stay the night
with her； this would not prevent him claiming his share of the
common property。
PRAXAGORA
But he can sleep with her for nothing； I intend that women shall
belong to all men in common； and each shall beget children by any
man that wishes to have her。
BLEPYRUS
But all will go to the prettiest woman and try to lay her。
PRAXAGORA
The ugliest and the most flat…nosed will be side by side with
the most charming； and to win the latter's favours； a man will first
have to get into the former。
BLEPYRUS
But what about us oldsters？ If we have to lay the old women first；
how can we keep our tools from failing before we get into the Promised
Land？
PRAXAGORA
They will make no resistance。 Never fear； they will make no
resistance。
BLEPYRUS
Resistance to what？
PRAXAGORA
To the pleasure of the thing。 This is the way that matters will be
ordered for you。
BLEPYRUS
It's very well conceived for you women； for every wench's hole
will be filled； but what about the men？ The women will run away from
the ugly ones and chase the good…looking。
PRAXAGORA
The ugly will follow the handsomest into the public places after
supper and see to it that the law； which forbids the women to sleep
with the big； handsome men before having satisfied the ugly shrimps；
is complied with。
BLEPYRUS
Thus ugly Lysicrates' nose will be as proud as the handsomest
face？
PRAXAGORA
Yes； by Apollo！ this is a truly popular decree； and what a
set…back it will be for one of those elegants with their fingers
loaded with rings； when a man with heavy shoes says to him； 〃Give
way to me and wait till I have done； you will pass in after me。〃
BLEPYRUS
But if we live in this fashion； how will each one know his
children？
PRAXAGORA
The youngest will look upon the oldest as their fathers。
BLEPYRUS
Ah！ how heartily they will strangle all the old men； since even
now； when each one knows his father； they make no bones about
strangling him！ then； my word！ won't they just scorn and crap upon the
old folks！
PRAXAGORA
But those around will prevent it。 Hitherto； when anyone saw an old
man beaten； he would not meddle； because it did not concern him；
buff now each will fear the sufferer may be his own father and such
violence will be stopped。
BLEPYRUS
What you say is not so silly after all； but it would be highly
unpleasant were Epicurus and Leucolophas to come up and call me
father。
CHREMES
But it would be far worse； were。。。
BLEPYRUS
Were what？
CHREMES
。。。Aristyllus to embrace you and style you his father。
BLEPYRUS
He'll regret it if he does！
CHREMES
For you would smell vilely of mint if he kissed you。 But he was
born before the decree was carried； so that you have not to fea
