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t he was always in debt。 After he was defeated by a boxer called Gentleman Jackson; he was quickly forgotten。 He was sent to prison for failing to pay his debts and died in poverty in 1836。
Lesson22 By heart
Some plays are so successful that they run for years on end。 In many ways; this is unfortunate for the poor actors who are required to go on repeating the same lines night after night。 One would expect them to know their parts by heart and never have cause to falter。 Yet this is not always the case。
A famous actor in a highly successful play was once cast in the role of an aristocrat who had been imprisoned in the Bastille for twenty years。 In the last act; a gaoler would always come on to
the stage with a letter which he would hand to the prisoner。 Even though the noble was expected to read the letter at each performance; he always insisted that it should be written out in full。 One night; the gaoler decided to play a joke on his colleague to find out if; after so many performances; he had managed to learn the contents of the letter by heart。 The curtain went up on the final act of the play and revealed the aristocrat sitting alone behind bars in his dark cell。 Just then; the gaoler appeared with the precious letter in his hands。 He entered the cell and presented the letter to the aristocrat。 But the copy he gave him had not been written out in full as usual。 It was simply a blank sheet of paper。 The gaoler looked on eagerly; anxious to see if his fellow…actor had at last learnt his lines。 The noble stared at the blank sheet of paper for a few seconds。 Then; squinting his eyes; he said: 'The light is dim。 Read the letter to me。' And he promptly handed the sheet of paper to the gaoler。 Finding that he could not remember a word of the letter either; the gaoler replied: 'The light is indeed dim; sire。 I must get my glasses。' With this; he hurried off the stage。 Much to the aristocrat's amusement; the gaoler returned a few moments later with a pair of glasses and the usual copy of the letter which he proceeded to read to the prisoner。
Lesson23 One man鈥檚 meat is another man鈥檚 poison
People become quite illogical when they try to decide what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten。 If you lived in the Mediterranean; for instance; you would consider octopus a great delicacy。 You would not be able to understand why some people find it repulsive。 On the other hand; your stomach would turn at the idea of frying potatoes in animal fat the normally accepted practice in many northern countries。 The sad truth is that most of us have been brought up to eat certain foods and we stick to them all our lives。
No creature has received more praise and abuse than the common garden snail。 Cooked in wine; snails are a great luxury in various parts of the world。 There are countless people who; ever since their early years; have learned to associate snails with food。 My friend; Robert; lives in a country where snails are despised。 As his flat is in a large town; he has no garden of his own。 For years he has been asking me to collect snails from my garden and take them to him。 The idea never appealed to me very much; but one day; after a heavy shower; I happened to be walking in my garden when I noticed a huge number of snails taking a stroll on some of my prize plants。 Acting on a sudden impulse; I collected several dozen; put them in a paper bag; and took them to Robert。 Robert was delighted to see me and equally pleased with my little gift。 I left the bag in the
hall and Robert and I went into the living…room where we talked for a couple of hours。 I had forgotten all about the snails when Robert suddenly said that I must stay to dinner。 Snails would; of course; be the main dish。 I did not fancy the idea and I reluctantly followed Robert out of the room。 To our dismay; we saw that there were snails everywhere: they had escaped from the paper bag and had taken complete possession of the hall! I have never been able to look at a snail since then。
Lesson24 A skeleton in the cupboard
We often read in novels how a seemingly respectable person or family has some terrible secret which has been concealed from strangers for years。 The English language possesses a vivid saying to describe this sort of situation。 The terrible secret is called 'a skeleton in the cup board '。 At some dramatic moment in the story the terrible secret becomes known and a reputation is ruined。 The reader's hair stands on end when he reads in the final pages of the novel that the heroine; a dear old lady who had always been so kind to everybody; had; in her youth; poisoned every one of her five husbands。
It is all very well for such things to occur in fiction。 To varying degrees; we all have secrets which we do not want even our closest friends to learn; but few of us have skeletons in the cupboard。 The only person I know who has a skeleton in the cupboard is George Carlton; and he is very proud of the fact。 George studied medicine in his youth。 Instead of becoming a doctor; however; he became a successful writer of detective stories。 I once spent an uncomfortable week…end which I shall never forget at his house。 George showed me to the guestroom which; he said; was rarely used。 He told me to unpack my things and then come down to dinner。 After I had stacked my shirts and underclothes in two empty drawers; I decided to hang in the cupboard one of the two suits I had brought with me。 I opened the cupboard door and then stood in front of it petrified。 A skeleton was dangling before my eyes。 The sudden movement of the door made it sway slightly and it gave me the impression that it was about to leap out at me。 Dropping my suit; I dashed downstairs to tell George。 This was worse than 'a terrible secret'; this was a real skeleton ! But George was unsympathetic。 'Oh; that;' he said with a smile as if he were talking about an old friend。 'That's Sebastian。 You forget that I was a medical student once upon a time。'
Lesson25 The Cutty Sark
One of the most famous sailing ships of the nineteenth century; the Cutty Sark; can still be seen at Greenwich。 She stands on dry land and is visited by thousands of people each year。 She serves as an impressive reminder of the great ships of the past。 Before they were replaced by steam…ships; sailing vessels like the Cutty Sark were used to carry tea from China and wool from Australia。 The Cutty Sark was one of the fastest sailing ships that has ever been built。 The only other ship to match her was the Thermopylae。 Both these ships set out from Shanghai on June 18th; 1872 on an exciting race to England。 This race; which went on for exactly four months; was the last of its kind。 It marked the end of the great tradition of ships with sails and the beginning of a new era。 The first of the two ships to reach Java after the race had begun was the Thermopylae; but on the Indian Ocean; the Cutty Sark took the lead。 It seemed certain that she would be the first ship home; but during the race she had a lot of bad luck。 In August; she was struck by a very heavy storm during which her rudder was torn away。 The Cutty Sark rolled from side to side and it became impossible to steer her。 A temporary rudder was made on board from spare planks and it was fitted with great difficulty。 This greatly reduced the speed of the ship; for there was danger that if she travelled too quickly; this rudder would be torn away as well。 Because of this; the Cutty Sark lost her lead。 After crossing the equator ; the captain called in at a port to have a new rudder fitted; but by now the Thermopylae was over five hundred miles ahead。 Though the new rudder was fitted at tremendous speed; it was impossible for the Cutty Sark to win。 She arrived in England a week after the Thermopylae。 Even this was remarkable; considering that she had had so many delays。 There is no doubt that if she had not lost her rudder she would have won the race easily。
Lesson26 Wanted: a large biscuit tin
No one can avoid being influenced by advertisements。 Much as we may pride ourselves on our good taste; we are no longer free to choose the things we want; for advertising exerts a subtle influence on us。 In their efforts to persuade us to buy this or that product; advertisers have made a close study of human nature and have classified all our little weaknesses。 Advertisers discovered years ago that all of us love to get something for nothing。 An advertisement which begins with the
magic word FREE can rarely go wrong。 These days; advertisers not only offer free samples but free cars; free houses; and free trips round the world as well。 They devise hundreds of competitions which will enable us to win huge sums of money。 Radio and television have made it possible for advertisers to capture the attention of millions of people in this way。 During a radio programme; a company of biscuit manufacturers once asked listeners to bake biscuits and send them to their factory。 They offered to pay 2 a pound for the biggest biscuit baked by a listener。 The response to this competition was tremendous。 Before long; biscuits of all shapes and sizes began arriving at the factory。 One lady brought in a biscuit on a wheelbarrow。 It weighed nearly 500 pounds。 A little later; a man came along with a biscuit which occupied the whole boot of his car。 All the biscuits that were sent were carefully weighed。 The largest was 713 pounds。 It seemed certain that this would win the prize。 But just before the competition closed; a lorry arrived at the factory with a truly colossal biscuit which weighed 2400 pounds。 It had been baked by a college student who had used over 1000 pounds of flour; 800 pounds of sugar; 200 pounds of fat; and 400 pounds of various other ingredients。 It was so heavy that a crane had to be used to remove it from the lorry。 The manufacturers had to pay more money than they had anticipated; for they bought the biscuit from the student for 4800。
Lesson27 Nothing to sell and nothing to buy
It has been said that everyone lives by selling something。 In the light of this statement; teachers live by selling knowledge; philosophers by selling wisdom and priests by selling spiritual comfort。
Though it may be possible to measure the value of material goods in terms of money; it is extremely difficult to estim