man and superman-第10部分

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its　narrowness；　I　demand　the　right　to　think　for　myself。　You　pose
as　an　advanced　man。　Let　me　tell　you　that　I　was　an　advanced　man
before　you　were　born。

TANNER。　I　knew　it　was　a　long　time　ago。

RAMSDEN。　I　am　as　advanced　as　ever　I　was。　I　defy　you　to　prove　that
I　have　ever　hauled　down　the　flag。　I　am　more　advanced　than　ever　I
was。　I　grow　more　advanced　every　day。

TANNER。　More　advanced　in　years；　Polonius。

RAMSDEN。　Polonius！　So　you　are　Hamlet；　I　suppose。

TANNER。　No：　I　am　only　the　most　impudent　person　you've　ever　met。
That's　your　notion　of　a　thoroughly　bad　character。　When　you　want
to　give　me　a　piece　of　your　mind；　you　ask　yourself；　as　a　just　and
upright　man；　what　is　the　worst　you　can　fairly　say　of　me。　Thief；
liar；　forger；　adulterer；　perjurer；　glutton；　drunkard？　Not　one　of
these　names　fit　me。　You　have　to　fall　back　on　my　deficiency　in
shame。　Well；　I　admit　it。　I　even　congratulate　myself；　for　if　I
were　ashamed　of　my　real　self；　I　should　cut　as　stupid　a　figure　as
any　of　the　rest　of　you。　Cultivate　a　little　impudence；　Ramsden；
and　you　will　become　quite　a　remarkable　man。

RAMSDEN。　I　have　no

TANNER。　You　have　no　desire　for　that　sort　of　notoriety。　Bless　you；
I　knew　that　answer　would　come　as　well　as　I　know　that　a　box　of
matches　will　come　out　of　an　automatic　machine　when　I　put　a　penny
in　the　slot：　you　would　be　ashamed　to　say　anything　else。

The　crushing　retort　for　which　Ramsden　has　been　visibly　collecting
his　forces　is　lost　for　ever；　for　at　this　point　Octavius　returns
with　Miss　Ann　Whitefield　and　her　mother；　and　Ramsden　springs　up
and　hurries　to　the　door　to　receive　them。　Whether　Ann　is
good…looking　or　not　depends　upon　your　taste；　also　and　perhaps
chiefly　on　your　age　and　sex。　To　Octavius　she　is　an　enchantingly
beautiful　woman；　in　whose　presence　the　world　becomes
transfigured；　and　the　puny　limits　of　individual　consciousness　are
suddenly　made　infinite　by　a　mystic　memory　of　the　whole　life　of
the　race　to　its　beginnings　in　the　east；　or　even　back　to　the
paradise　from　which　it　fell。　She　is　to　him　the　reality　of
romance；　the　leaner　good　sense　of　nonsense；　the　unveiling　of　his
eyes；　the　freeing　of　his　soul；　the　abolition　of　time；　place　and
circumstance；　the　etherealization　of　his　blood　into　rapturous
rivers　of　the　very　water　of　life　itself；　the　revelation　of　all
the　mysteries　and　the　sanctification　of　all　the　dogmas。　To　her
mother　she　is；　to　put　it　as　moderately　as　possible；　nothing
whatever　of　the　kind。　Not　that　Octavius's　admiration　is　in　any
way　ridiculous　or　discreditable。　Ann　is　a　well　formed　creature；
as　far　as　that　goes；　and　she　is　perfectly　ladylike；　graceful；　and
comely；　with　ensnaring　eyes　and　hair。　Besides；　instead　of　making
herself　an　eyesore；　like　her　mother；　she　has　devised　a　mourning
costume　of　black　and　violet　silk　which　does　honor　to　her　late
father　and　reveals　the　family　tradition　of　brave　unconventionality
by　which　Ramsden　sets　such　store。

But　all　this　is　beside　the　point　as　an　explanation　of　Ann's
charm。　Turn　up　her　nose；　give　a　cast　to　her　eye；　replace　her
black　and　violet　confection　by　the　apron　and　feathers　of　a　flower
girl；　strike　all　the　aitches　out　of　her　speech；　and　Ann　would
still　make　men　dream。　Vitality　is　as　common　as　humanity；　but；
like　humanity；　it　sometimes　rises　to　genius；　and　Ann　is　one　of
the　vital　geniuses。　Not　at　all；　if　you　please；　an　oversexed
person：　that　is　a　vital　defect；　not　a　true　excess。　She　is　a
perfectly　respectable；　perfectly　self…controlled　woman；　and　looks
it；　though　her　pose　is　fashionably　frank　and　impulsive。　She
inspires　confidence　as　a　person　who　will　do　nothing　she　does　not
mean　to　do；　also　some　fear；　perhaps；　as　a　woman　who　will　probably
do　everything　she　means　to　do　without　taking　more　account　of
other　people　than　may　be　necessary　and　what　she　calls　right。　In
short；　what　the　weaker　of　her　own　sex　sometimes　call　a　cat。

Nothing　can　be　more　decorous　than　her　entry　and　her　reception　by
Ramsden；　whom　she　kisses。　The　late　Mr　Whitefield　　would　be
gratified　almost　to　impatience　by　the　long　faces　of　the　men
（except　Tanner；　who　is　fidgety）；　the　silent　handgrasps；　the
sympathetic　placing　of　chairs；　the　sniffing　of　the　widow；　and　the
liquid　eye　of　the　daughter；　whose　heart；　apparently；　will　not　let
her　control　her　tongue　to　speech。　Ramsden　and　Octavius　take　the
two　chairs　from　the　wall；　and　place　them　for　the　two　ladies；　but
Ann　comes　to　Tanner　and　takes　his　chair；　which　he　offers　with　a
brusque　gesture；　subsequently　relieving　his　irritation　by　sitting
down　on　the　corner　of　the　writing　table　with　studied　indecorum。
Octavius　gives　Mrs　Whitefield　a　chair　next　Ann；　and　himself　takes
the　vacant　one　which　Ramsden　has　placed　under　the　nose　of　the
effigy　of　Mr　Herbert　Spencer。

Mrs　Whitefield；　by　the　way；　is　a　little　woman；　whose　faded　flaxen
hair　looks　like　straw　on　an　egg。　She　has　an　expression　of
muddled　shrewdness；　a　squeak　of　protest　in　her　voice；　and　an　odd
air　of　continually　elbowing　away　some　larger　person　who　is
crushing　her　into　a　corner。　One　guesses　her　as　one　of　those　women
who　are　conscious　of　being　treated　as　silly　and　negligible；　and
who；　without　having　strength　enough　to　assert　themselves
effectually；　at　any　rate　never　submit　to　their　fate。　There　is　a
touch　of　chivalry　in　Octavius's　scrupulous　attention　to　her；
even　whilst　his　whole　soul　is　absorbed　by　Ann。

Ramsden　goes　solemnly　back　to　his　magisterial　seat　at　the　writing
table；　ignoring　Tanner；　and　opens　the　proceedings。

RAMSDEN。　I　am　sorry；　Annie；　to　force　business　on　you　at　a　sad
time　like　the　present。　But　your　poor　dear　father's　will　has
raised　a　very　serious　question。　You　have　read　it；　I　believe？

＇Ann　assents　with　a　nod　and　a　catch　of　her　breath；　too　much
affected　to　speak＇。

I　must　say　I　am　surprised　to　find　Mr　Tanner　named　as　joint
guardian　and　trustee　with　myself　of　you　and　Rhoda。　＇A　pause。　They
all　look　portentous；　but　they　have　nothing　to　say。　Ramsden；　a
little　ruffled　by　the　lack　of　any　response；　continues＇　I　don't
know　that　I　can　consent　to　act　under　such　conditions。　Mr　Tanner
has；　I　understand；　some　objection　also；　but　I　do　not　profess　to
understand　its　nature：　he　will　no　doubt　speak　for　himself。　But　we
are　agreed　that　we　can　decide　nothing　until　we　know　your　views。　I
am　afraid　I　shall　have　to　ask　you　to　choose　between　my　sole
guardianship　and　that　of　Mr　Tanner；　for　I　fear　it　is　impossible
for　us　to　undertake　a　joint　arrangement。

ANN。　＇in　a　low　musical　voice＇　Mamma

MRS　WHITEFIELD。　＇hastily＇　Now；　Ann；　I　do　beg　you　not　to　put　it　on
me。　I　have　no　opinion　on　the　subject；　and　if　I　had；　it　would
probably　not　be　attended　to。　I　am　quite　with　whatever　you　three
think　best。

Tanner　turns　his　head　and　looks　fixedly　at　Ramsden；　who　angrily
refuses　to　receive　this　mute　communication。

ANN。　＇resuming　in　the　same　gentle　voice；　ignoring　her　mother's
bad　taste＇　Mamma　knows　that　she　is　not　strong　enough　to　bear　the
whole　responsibility　for　me　and　Rhoda　without　some　help　and
advice。　Rhoda　must　have　a　guardian；　and　though　I　am　older；　I　do
not　think　any　young　unmarried　woman　should　be　left　quite　to　her
own　guidance。　I　hope　you　agree　with　me；　Granny？

TANNER。　＇starting＇　Granny！　Do　you　intend　to　call　your　guardians
Granny？

ANN。　Don't　be　foolish；　Jack。　Mr　Ramsden　has　always　been　Grandpapa
Roebuck　to　me：　I　am　Granny's　Annie；　and　he　is　Annie's　Granny。　I
christened　him　so　when　I　first　learned　to　speak。

RAMSDEN。　＇sarcastically＇　I　hope　you　are　satisfied；　Mr　Tanner。　Go
on；　Annie：　I　quite　agree　with　you。

ANN。　Well；　if　I　am　to　have　a　guardian；　CAN　I　set　aside　anybody
whom　my　dear　father　appointed　for　me？

RAMSDEN。　＇biting　his　lip＇　You　approve　of　your　father's　choice；
then？

ANN。　It　is　not　for　me　to　approve　or　disapprove。　I　accept　it。　My
father　loved　me　and　knew　best　what　was　good　for　me。

RAMSDEN。　Of　course　I　understand　your　feeling；　Annie。　It　is　what　I
should　have　expected　of　you；　and　it　does　you　credit。　But　it　does
not　settle　the　question　so　completely　as　you　think。　Let　me　put　a
case　to　you。　Suppose　you　were　to　discover　that　I　had　been　guilty
of　some　disgraceful　actionthat　I　was　not　the　man　your　poor　dear
father　took　me　for。　Would　you　still　consider　it　right　that　I
should　be　Rhoda's　guardian？

ANN。　I　can't　imagine　you　doing　anything　disgraceful；　Granny。

TANNER。　＇to　Ramsden＇　You　haven't　done　anything　of　the　sort；　have
you？

RAMSDEN。　＇indignantly＇　No　sir。

MRS。　WHITEFIELD。　＇placidly＇　Well；　then；　why　suppose　it？

ANN。　You　see；　Granny；　Mamma　would　not　like　me　to　suppose　it。

RAMSDEN。　＇much　perplexed＇　You　are　both　so　full　of　natural　and
affectionate　feeling　in　these　family　matters　that　it　is　very　hard
to　put　the　situation　fairly　before　you。

TANNER。　Besides；　my　friend；　you　are　not　putting　the　situation
fairly　before　them。

RAMSDEN。　＇sulkily＇　Put　it　yourself；　then。

TANNER。　I　will。　Ann：　Ramsden　thinks　I　am　not　fit　be　your
guardian；　and　I　quite　agree　with　him。　He　considers　that　if　your
father　had　read　my　book；　he　wouldn't　have　appointed　me。　That　book
is　the　disgraceful　action　he　has　been　talking　about。　He　thinks
it's　your　duty　for　Rhoda's　sake　to　ask　him　to　act　alone　and　to
make　me　withdraw。　Say　the　word　and　I　will。

ANN。　But　I　haven't　read　your　book；　Jack。

TANNER。　＇diving　at　the　waste…paper　basket　and　fishing　the　book
out　for　her＇　Then　read　it　at　once　and　decide。

RAMSDEN。　If　I　am　to　be　your　guardian；　I　positively　forbid　you　to
read　that　book；　Annie。　＇He　smites　the　table　with　his　fist　and
rises＇。

ANN。　Of　course；　if　you　don't　wish　it。　＇She　puts　the　book　on　the
table＇。

TANNER。　If　one　guardian　is　to　forbid　you　to　read　the　other
guardian's　book；　how　are　we　to　settle　it？　Suppose　I　order　you　to
read　it！　What　about　your　duty　to　me？

ANN。　＇gently＇　I　am　sure　you　would　never　purposely　force　me　into　a
painful　dilemma；　Jack。

RAMSDEN。　＇irritably＇　Yes；　yes；　Annie：　this　is　all　very　well；　and；
as　I　said；　quite　natural　and　becoming。　But　you　must　make　a　choice
one　way　or　the　other。　We　are　as　much　in　a　dilemma　as　you。

ANN。　I　feel　that　I　am　too　young；　too　inexperienced；　to　decide。　My
father's　wishes　are　sacred　to　me。

MRS　WHITEFIELD。　If　you　two　men　won't　carry　them　out　I　must　say　it
is　rather　hard　that　you　should　put　the　responsibility　on　Ann。　It
seems　to　me　that　people　are　alw