the ragged trousered philanthropists-第103部分
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‘Chuck us over another dollop of that there white stuff； Bob；' shouted the Semi…drunk to Crass； indicating the blancmange。
Crass reached out his hand and took hold of the dish containing the ‘white stuff'； but instead of passing it to the Semi…drunk； he proceeded to demolish it himself； gobbling it up quickly directly from the dish with a spoon。
‘Why； you're eating it all yerself； yer bleeder；' cried the Semi…drunk indignantly； as soon as he realized what was happening。
‘That's all right； matey；' replied Crass affably as he deposited the empty dish on the table。 ‘It don't matter； there's plenty more where it come from。 Tell the landlord to bring in another lot。'
Upon being applied to； the landlord； who was assisted by his daughter； two other young women and two young men； brought in several more lots and so the Semi…drunk was appeased。
As for the plum…pudding … it was a fair knock…out； just like Christmas： but as Ned Dawson and Bill Bates had drunk all the sauce before the pudding was served； they all had to have their first helping without any。 However； as the landlord brought in another lot shortly afterwards； that didn't matter either。
As soon as dinner was over； Crass rose to make his statement as secretary。 Thirty…seven men had paid five shillings each： that made nine pounds five shillings。 The committee had decided that the three boys … the painters' boy； the carpenters' boy and the front shop boy … should be allowed to come half…price： that made it nine pounds twelve and six。 In addition to paying the ordinary five…shilling subscription； Mr Rushton had given one pound ten towards the expenses。 （Loud cheers。） And several other gentlemen had also given something towards it。 Mr Sweater； of the Cave； one pound。 （Applause。） Mr Grinder； ten shillings in addition to the five…shilling subscription。 （Applause。） Mr Lettum； ten shillings； as well as the five…shilling subscription。 （Applause。） Mr Didlum； ten shillings in addition to the five shillings。 （Cheers。） Mr Toonarf； ten shillings as well as the five…shilling subscription。 They had also written to some of the manufacturers who supplied the firm with materials； and asked them to give something： some of 'em had sent half a crown； some five shillings； some hadn't answered at all； and two of 'em had written back to say that as things is cut so fine nowadays； they didn't hardly get no profit on their stuff； so they couldn't afford to give nothing； but out of all the firms they wrote to they managed to get thirty…two and sixpence altogether； making a grand total of seventeen pounds。
As for the expenses； the dinner was two and six a head； and there was forty…five of them there； so that came to five pounds twelve and six。 Then there was the hire of the brakes； also two and six a head； five pound twelve and six； which left a surplus of five pound fifteen to be shared out （applause）； which came to three shillings each for the thirty…seven men； and one and fourpence for each of the boys。 （Loud and prolonged cheers。）
Crass； Slyme and Bundy now walked round the tables distributing the share…out； which was very welcome to everybody； especially those who had spent nearly all their money during the journey from Mugsborough； and when this ceremony was completed； Philpot moved a hearty vote of thanks to the committee for the manner in which they had carried out their duties； which was agreed to with acclamation。 Then they made a collection for the waiters； and the three waitresses； which amounted to eleven shillings； for which the host returned thanks on behalf of the recipients； who were all smiles。
Then Mr Rushton requested the landlord to serve drinks and cigars all round。 Some had cigarettes and the teetotallers had lemonade or ginger beer。 Those who did not smoke themselves took the cigar all the same and gave it to someone else who did。 When all were supplied there suddenly arose loud cries of ‘Order！' and it was seen that Hunter was upon his feet。
As soon as silence was obtained； Misery said that he believed that everyone there present would agree with him； when he said that they should not let the occasion pass without drinking the 'ealth of their esteemed and respected employer； Mr Rushton。 （Hear； hear。） Some of them had worked for Mr Rushton on and off for many years； and as far as THEY was concerned it was not necessary for him （Hunter） to say much in praise of Mr Rushton。 （Hear； hear。） They knew Mr Rushton as well as he did himself and to know him was to esteem him。 （Cheers。） As for the new hands； although they did not know Mr Rushton as well as the old hands did； he felt sure that they would agree that as no one could wish for a better master。 （Loud applause。） He had much pleasure in asking them to drink Mr Rushton's health。 Everyone rose。
‘Musical honours； chaps；' shouted Crass； waving his glass and leading off the singing which was immediately joined in with great enthusiasm by most of the men； the Semi…drunk conducting the music with a table knife：
For he's a jolly good fellow； For he's a jolly good fellow； For he's a jolly good fel…ell…O； And so say all of us； So 'ip； 'ip； 'ip； 'ooray！ So 'ip； 'ip； 'ip； 'ooray！
For he's a jolly good fellow； For 'e's a jolly good fellow For 'e's a jolly good fel…ell…O； And so say all of us。
‘Now three cheers！' shouted Crass； leading off。
Hip； hip； hip； hooray！ Hip； hip； hip； hooray！ Hip； hip； hip； hooray！
Everyone present drank Rushton's health； or at any rate went through the motions of doing so； but during the roar of cheering and singing that preceded it several of the men stood with expressions of contempt or uneasiness upon their faces； silently watching the enthusiasts or looking at the ceiling or on the floor。
‘I will say this much；' remarked the Semidrunk as they all resumed their seats … he had had several drinks during dinner； besides those he had taken on the journey … I will say this much； although I did have a little misunderstanding with Mr Hunter when I was workin' at the Royal Caff； I must admit that this is the best firm that's ever worked under me。'
This statement caused a shout of laughter； which； however； died away as Mr Rushton rose to acknowledge the toast to his health。 He said that he had now been in business for nearly sixteen years and this was … he believed … the eleventh outing he had had the pleasure of attending。 During all that time the business had steadily progressed and had increased in volume from year to year； and he hoped and believed that the progress made in the past would be continued in the future。 （Hear； hear。） Of course； he realized that the success of the business depended very largely upon the men as well as upon himself； he did his best in trying to get work for them； and it was necessary … if the business was to go on and prosper … that they should also do their best to get the work done when he had secured it for them。 （Hear； hear。） The masters could not do without the men； and the men could not live without the masters。 （Hear； hear。） It was a matter of division of labour： the men worked with their hands and the masters worked with their brains； and one was no use without the other。 He hoped the good feeling which had hitherto existed between himself and his workmen would always continue； and he thanked them for the way in which they had responded to the toast of his health。
Loud cheers greeted the conclusion of this speech； and then Crass stood up and said that he begged to propose the health of Mr 'Unter。 （Hear； hear。） He wasn't going to make a long speech as he wasn't much of a speaker。 （Cries of ‘You're all right；' ‘Go on；' etc。） But he felt sure as they would all hagree with him when be said that … next to Mr Rushton … there wasn't no one the men had more respect and liking for than Mr 'Unter。 （Cheers。） A few weeks ago when Mr 'Unter was laid up； many of them began to be afraid as they was going to lose 'im。 He was sure that all the 'ands was glad to 'ave this hoppertunity of congratulating him on his recovery （Hear； hear） and of wishing him the best of 'ealth in the future and hoping as he would be spared to come to a good many more Beanos。
Loud applause greeted the conclusion of Crass's remarks； and once more the meeting burst into song：
For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow。 For he's a jolly good fellow； And so say all of us。 So 'ip； 'ip； 'ip； 'ooray！ So 'ip； 'ip； 'ip； 'ooray！
When they had done cheering； Nimrod rose。 His voice trembled a little as he thanked them for their kindness； and said that he hoped he deserved their goodwill。 He could only say that as he was sure as he always tried to be fair and considerate to everyone。 （Cheers。） He would now request the landlord to replenish their glasses。 （Hear； hear。）
As soon as the drinks were served； Nimrod again rose and said he wished to propose the healths of their visitors who had so kindly contributed to their expenses … Mr Lettum； Mr Didlum； Mr Toonarf and Mr Grinder。 （Cheers。） They were very pleased and proud to see them there （Hear； hear）； and he was sure the men would agree with him when he said that Messrs Lettum； Didlum； Toonarf and Grinder were jolly good fellows。
To judge from the manner in which they sang the chorus and cheered； it was quite evident that most of the hands did agree。 When they left off； Grinder rose to reply on behalf of those included in the toast。 He said that it gave them much pleasure to be there and take part in such pleasant proceedings and they were glad to think that they had been able to help to bring it about。 It was very gratifying to see the good feeling that existed between Mr Rushton and his workmen； which was as it should be； because masters and men was really fellow workers … the masters did the brain work； the men the 'and work。 They was both workers； and their interests was the same。 He liked to see men doing their best for their master and knowing that their master was doing his best for them； that he was not only a master； but a friend。 That was what he （Grinder） liked to see … master and men pulling toget
