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matter of such great difficulty as it appeared to my ignorance;

and possibly may seem to that of my fresh…water reader。  The

kitten was now exposed to air and sun on the deck; where its

life; of which it retained no symptoms; was despaired of by all。



The captain's humanity; if I may so call it; did not so totally

destroy his philosophy as to make him yield himself up to

affliction on this melancholy occasion。  Having felt his loss

like a man; he resolved to show he could bear it like one; and;

having declared he had rather have lost a cask of rum or brandy;

betook himself to threshing at backgammon with the Portuguese

friar; in which innocent amusement they had passed about

two…thirds of their time。



But as I have; perhaps; a little too wantonly endeavored to raise

the tender passions of my readers in this narrative; I should

think myself unpardonable if I concluded it without giving them

the satisfaction of hearing that the kitten at last recovered; to

the great joy of the good captain; but to the great

disappointment of some of the sailors; who asserted that the

drowning a cat was the very surest way of raising a favorable

wind; a supposition of which; though we have heard several

plausible accounts; we will not presume to assign the true

original reason。



Friday; July 12。This day our ladies went ashore at Ryde; and

drank their afternoon tea at an ale…house there with great

satisfaction:  here they were regaled with fresh cream; to which

they had been strangers since they left the Downs。



Saturday; July 13。The wind seeming likely to continue in the

same corner where it had been almost constantly for two months

together; I was persuaded by my wife to go ashore and stay at

Ryde till we sailed。  I approved the motion much; for though I am

a great lover of the sea; I now fancied there was more pleasure

in breathing the fresh air of the land; but how to get thither

was the question; for; being really that dead luggage which I

considered all passengers to be in the beginning of this

narrative; and incapable of any bodily motion without external

impulse; it was in vain to leave the ship; or to determine to do

it; without the assistance of others。  In one instance; perhaps;

the living; luggage is more difficult to be moved or removed than

an equal or much superior weight of dead matter; which; if of the

brittle kind; may indeed be liable to be broken through

negligence; but this; by proper care; may be almost certainly

prevented; whereas the fractures to which the living lumps are

exposed are sometimes by no caution avoidable; and often by no

art to be amended。



I was deliberating on the means of conveyance; not so much out of

the ship to the boat as out of a little tottering boat to the

land; a matter which; as I had already experienced in the Thames;

was not extremely easy; when to be performed by any other limbs

than your own。  Whilst I weighed all that could suggest itself on

this head; without strictly examining the merit of the several

schemes which were advanced by the captain and sailors; and;

indeed; giving no very deep attention even to my wife; who; as

well as her friend and my daughter; were exerting their tender

concern for my ease and safety; Fortune; for I am convinced she

had a hand in it; sent me a present of a buck; a present welcome

enough of itself; but more welcome on account of the vessel in

which it came; being a large hoy; which in some places would pass

for a ship; and many people would go some miles to see the sight。



I was pretty easily conveyed on board this hoy; but to get from

hence to the shore was not so easy a task; for; however strange

it may appear; the water itself did not extend so far; an

instance which seems to explain those lines of Ovid;



Omnia pontus erant; deerant quoque littora ponto;



in a less tautological sense than hath generally been imputed to them。



In fact; between the sea and the shore there was; at low water;

an impassable gulf; if I may so call it; of deep mud; which could

neither be traversed by walking nor swimming; so that for near

one half of the twenty…four hours Ryde was inaccessible by friend

or foe。  But as the magistrates of this place seemed more to

desire the company of the former than to fear that of the latter;

they had begun to make a small causeway to the low…water mark; so

that foot passengers might land whenever they pleased; but as

this work was of a public kind; and would have cost a large sum

of money; at least ten pounds; and the magistrates; that is to

say; the churchwardens; the overseers; constable; and tithingman;

and the principal inhabitants; had every one of them some

separate scheme of private interest to advance at the expense of

the public; they fell out among themselves; and; after having

thrown away one half of the requisite sum; resolved at least to

save the other half; and rather be contented to sit down losers

themselves than to enjoy any benefit which might bring in a

greater profit to another。  Thus that unanimity which is so

necessary in all public affairs became wanting; and every man;

from the fear of being a bubble to another; was; in reality; a

bubble to himself。



However; as there is scarce any difficulty to which the strength

of men; assisted with the cunning of art; is not equal; I was at

last hoisted into a small boat; and being rowed pretty near the

shore; was taken up by two sailors; who waded with me through the

mud; and placed me in a chair on the land; whence they afterwards

conveyed me a quarter of a mile farther; and brought me to a

house which seemed to bid the fairest for hospitality of any in

Ryde。



We brought with us our provisions from the ship; so that we

wanted nothing but a fire to dress our dinner; and a room in

which we might eat it。  In neither of these had we any reason to

apprehend a disappointment; our dinner consisting only of beans

and bacon; and the worst apartment in his majesty's dominions;

either at home or abroad; being fully sufficient to answer our

present ideas of delicacy。



Unluckily; however; we were disappointed in both; for when we

arrived about four at our inn; exulting in the hopes of

immediately seeing our beans smoking on the table; we had the

mortification of seeing them on the table indeed; but without

that circumstance which would have made the sight agreeable;

being in the same state in which we had dispatched them from our

ship。  In excuse for this delay; though we had exceeded; almost

purposely; the time appointed; and our provision had arrived

three hours before; the mistress of the house acquainted us that

it was not for want of time to dress them that they were not

ready; but for fear of their being cold or over…done before we

should come; which she assured us was much worse than waiting a

few minutes for our dinner; an observation so very just; that it

is impossible to find any objection in it; but; indeed; it was

not altogether so proper at this time; for we had given the most

absolute orders to have them ready at four; and had been

ourselves; not without much care and difficulty; most exactly

punctual in keeping to the very minute of our appointment。  But

tradesmen; inn…keepers; and servants; never care to indulge us in

matters contrary to our true interest; which they always know

better than ourselves; nor can any bribes corrupt them to go out

of their way while they are consulting our good in our own despite。



Our disappointment in the other particular; in defiance of our

humility; as it was more extraordinary; was more provoking。  In

short; Mrs。 Francis (for that was the name of the good woman of

the house) no sooner received the news of our intended arrival

than she considered more the gentility than the humanity of her

guests; and applied herself not to that which kindles but to that

which extinguishes fire; and; forgetting to put on her pot; fell

to washing her house。



As the messenger who had brought my venison was impatient to be

dispatched; I ordered it to be brought and laid on the table in

the room where I was seated; and the table not being large

enough; one side; and that a very bloody one; was laid on the

brick floor。  I then ordered Mrs。 Francis to be called in; in

order to give her instructions concerning it; in particular; what

I would have roasted and what baked; concluding that she would be

highly pleased with the prospect of so much money being spent in

her house as she might have now reason to expect; if the wind

continued only a few days longer to blow from the same points

whence it had blown for several weeks past。



I soon saw good cause; I must confess; to despise my own

sagacity。  Mrs。 Francis; having received her orders; without

making any answer; snatched the side from the floor; which

remained stained with blood; and; bidding a servant to take up

that on the table; left the room with no pleasant countenance;

muttering to herself that; 〃had she known the litter which was to

have been made; she would not have taken such pains to wash her

house that morning。  If this was gentility; much good may it do

such gentlefolks; for her part she had no notion of it。〃  From

these murmurs I received two hints。  The one; that it was not

from a mistake of our inclination that the good woman had starved

us; but from wisely consulting her own dignity; or rather perhaps

her vanity; to which our hunger was offered up as a sacrifice。

The other; that I was now sitting in a damp room; a circumstance;

though it had hitherto escaped my notice from the color of the

bricks; which was by no means to be neglected in a valetudinary state。



My wife; who; besides discharging excellently well her own and

all the tender offices becoming the female character; who;

besides being a faithful friend; an amiable companion; and a

tender nurse; could likewise supply the wants of a decrepit


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