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Followed by Mike； he turned in at one of the doors。 A group of men leaning against the opposite wall looked at them without curiosity。 Probably they took them for reporters hunting for a story。 Reporters were the only tolerably well…dressed visitors Pleasant Street ever entertained。
It was almost pitch dark on the stairs。 They had to feel their way up。 Most of the doors were shut but one on the second floor was ajar。 Through the opening they had a glimpse of a number of women sitting round on boxes。 The floor was covered with little heaps of linen。 All the women were sewing。 Mike； stumbling in the darkness； almost fell against the door。 None of the women looked up at the noise。 Time was evidently money in Pleasant Street。
On the fourth floor there was an open door。 The room was empty。 It was a good representative Pleasant Street back room。 The architect in this case had given rein to a passion for originality。 He had constructed the room without a window of any sort whatsoever。 There was a square opening in the door。 Through this； it was to be presumed； the entire stock of air used by the occupants was supposed to e。
They stumbled downstairs again and out into the street。 By contrast with the conditions indoors the street seemed spacious and breezy。
〃This；〃 said Psmith； as they walked on； 〃is where Cosy Moments gets busy at a singularly early date。〃
〃What are you going to do？〃 asked Mike。
〃I propose； rade Jackson；〃 said Psmith； 〃if rade Windsor is agreeable； to make things as warm for the owner of this place as I jolly well know how。 What he wants； of course；〃 he proceeded in the tone of a family doctor prescribing for a patient； 〃is disembowelling。 I fancy； however； that a mawkishly sentimental legislature will prevent our performing that national service。 We must endeavour to do what we can by means of kindly criticism in the paper。 And now； having settled that important point； let us try and get out of this place of wrath； and find Fourth Avenue。〃
CHAPTER VII
VISITORS AT THE OFFICE
ON the following morning Mike had to leave with the team for Philadelphia。 Psmith came down to the ferry to see him off； and hung about moodily until the time of departure。
〃It is saddening me to a great extent； rade Jackson；〃 he said； 〃this perpetual parting of the ways。 When I think of the happy moments we have spent hand…in…hand across the seas； it fills me with a certain melancholy to have you flitting off in this manner without me。 Yet there is another side to the picture。 To me there is something singularly impressive in our unhesitating reply to the calls of Duty。 Your Duty summons you to Philadelphia； to knock the cover off the local bowling。 Mine retains me here； to play my part in the great work of making New York sit up。 By the time you return； with a century or two； I trust； in your bag； the good work should； I fancy； be getting something of a move on。 I will plete the arrangements with regard to the flat。〃
After leaving Pleasant Street they had found Fourth Avenue by a devious route； and had opened negotiations for a large flat near Thirtieth Street。 It was immediately above a saloon； which was something of a drawback； but the landlord had assured them that the voices of the revellers did not penetrate to it。
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When the ferry…boat had borne Mike off across the river； Psmith turned to stroll to the office of Cosy Moments。 The day was fine； and on the whole； despite Mike's desertion； he felt pleased with life。 Psmith's was a nature which required a certain amount of stimulus in the way of gentle excitement； and it seemed to him that the conduct of the remodelled Cosy Moments might supply this。 He liked Billy Windsor； and looked forward to a not unenjoyable time till Mike should return。
The offices of Cosy Moments were in a large bui1ding in the street off Madison Avenue。 They consisted of a sort of outer lair； where Pugsy Maloney spent his time reading tales of life in the prairies and heading off undesirable visitors； a small room； which would have belonged to the stenographer if Cosy Moments had possessed one； and a larger room beyond； which was the editorial sanctum。
As Psmith passed through the front door； Pugsy Maloney rose。
〃Say！〃 said Master Maloney。
〃Say on； rade Maloney；〃 said Psmith。
〃Dey're in dere。〃
〃Who； precisely？〃
〃A whole bunch of dem。〃
Psmith inspected Master Maloney through his eye…glass。 〃Can you give me any particulars？〃 he asked patiently。 〃You are well…meaning； but vague； rade Maloney。 Who are in there？〃
〃De whole bunch of dem。 Dere's Mr。 Asher and the Rev。 Philpotts and a gazebo what calls himself Waterman and about 'steen more of dem。〃
A faint smile appeared upon Psmith's face。
〃And is rade Windsor in there； too； in the middle of them？〃
〃Nope。 Mr。 Windsor's out to lunch。〃
〃rade Windsor knows his business。 Why did you let them in？〃
〃Sure； dey just butted in；〃 said Master Maloney plainingly。 〃I was sittin' here； readin' me book； when de foist of de guys blew in。 'Boy；' says he； 'is de editor in？' 'Nope；' I says。 'I'll go in an' wait；' says he。 'Nuttin' doin'；' says I。 'Nix on de goin' in act。' I might as well have saved me breat'。 In he butts； and he's in der now。 Well； in about t'ree minutes along es another gazebo。 'Boy；' says he； 'is de editor in？' 'Nope；' I says。 'I'll wait；' says he lightin' out for de door。 Wit dat I sees de proposition's too fierce for muh。 I can't keep dese big husky guys out if dey's for buttin' in。 So when de rest of de bunch es along； I don't try to give dem de t'run down。 I says； 'Well； gents；' I says； 'it's up to youse。 De editor ain't in； but if youse wants to join de giddy t'rong； push t'roo inter de inner room。 I can't be boddered。'〃
〃And what more could you have said？〃 agreed Psmith approvingly。 〃Tell me； rade Maloney； what was the general average aspect of these determined spirits？〃
〃Huh？〃
〃Did they seem to you to be gay； lighthearted？ Did they carol snatches of song as they went？ Or did they appear to be looking for some one with a hatchet？〃
〃Dey was hoppin'…mad； de whole bunch of dem。〃
〃As I suspected。 But we must not repine； rade Maloney。 These trifling contretemps are the penalties we pay for our high journalistic aims。 I will interview these merchants。 I fancy that with the aid of the Diplomatic Smile and the Honeyed Word I may manage to pull through。 It is as well； perhaps； that rade Windsor is out。 The situation calls for the handling of a man of delicate culture and nice tact。 rade Windsor would probably have endeavoured to clear the room with a chair。 If he should arrive during the seance； rade Maloney； be so good as to inform him of the state of affairs； and tell him not to e in。 Give him my pliments； and tell him to go out and watch the snowdrops growing in Madison Square Garden。〃
〃Sure；〃 said Master Maloney。
Then Psmith； having smoothed the nap of his hat and flicked a speck of dust from his coat…sleeve； walked to the door of the inner room and went in。
CHAPTER VIII
THE HONEYED WORD
MASTER MALONEY'S statement that 〃about 'steen visitors〃 had arrived in addition to Messrs。 Asher； Waterman； and the Rev。 Philpotts proved to have been due to a great extent to a somewhat feverish imagination。 There were only five men in the room。
As Psmith entered； every eye was turned upon him。 To an outside spectator he would have seemed rather like a very well…dressed Daniel introduced into a den of singularly irritable lions。 Five pairs of eyes were smouldering with a long…nursed resentment。 Five brows were corrugated with wrathful lines。 Such； however； was the simple majesty of Psmith's demeanour that for a moment there was dead silence。 Not a word was spoken as he paced； wrapped in thought； to the editorial chair。 Stillness brooded over the room as he carefully dusted that piece of furniture； and； having done so to his satisfaction； hitched up the knees of his trousers and sank gracefully into a sitting position。
This acplished； he looked up and started。 He gazed round the room。
〃Ha！ I am observed！〃 he murmured。
The words broke the spell。 Instantly； the five visitors burst simultaneously into speech。
〃Are you the acting editor of this paper？〃
〃I wish to have a word with you； sir。〃
〃Mr。 Windsor； I presume？〃
〃Pardon me！〃
〃I should like a few moments' conversation。〃
The start was good and even； but the gentleman who said 〃Pardon me！〃 necessarily finished first with the rest nowhere。
Psmith turned to him； bowed； and fixed him with a benevolent gaze through his eye…glass。
〃Are you Mr。 Windsor； sir； may I ask？〃 inquired the favoured one。
The others paused for the reply。
〃Alas！ no；〃 said Psmith with manly regret。
〃Then who are you？〃
〃I am Psmith。〃
There was a pause。
〃Where is Mr。 Windsor？〃
〃He is； I fancy； champing about forty cents' worth of lunch at some neighbouring hostelry。〃
〃When will he return？
〃Anon。 But how much anon I fear I cannot say。〃
The visitors looked at each other。
〃This is exceedingly annoying；〃 said the man who had said 〃Pardon me！〃 〃I came for the express purpose of seeing Mr。 Windsor。〃
〃So did I；〃 chimed in the rest。 〃Same here。 So did I。〃
Psmith bowed courteously。
〃rade Windsor's loss is my gain。 Is there anything I can do for you？〃
〃Are you on the editorial staff of this paper？〃
〃I am acting sub…editor。 The work is not light；〃 added Psmith gratuitously。 〃Sometimes the cry goes round； 'Can Psmith get through it all？ Will his strength support his unquenchable spirit？' But I stagger on。 I do not repine。〃
〃Then maybe you can tell me what all this means？〃 said a small round gentleman who so far had done only chorus work。
〃If it is in my power to do so； it shall be done； radeI have not the pleasure of your name。〃
〃My name is Waterman； sir。 I am here on behalf of my wife； whose name you doubtless know。〃
〃Correct me if I am wrong；〃 said Psmith； 〃but I should say it； also； was Waterman。〃
〃Luella Granville Waterman； sir；〃 said the little man proudly。 Psmith removed his eye…glass； polished it； and replaced it in his eye。 He felt that he must run no risk of not seeing clearly the husband of one who； in his opinion； stood alone in literary circles a
