rr.thebrentfordtriangle-第14部分

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back　of　his　throat。　'What　were　they；　John？'
　Omally　shook　his　head。　'I　think　that　it　is　possibly　God's　way　of　telling　us　to　give　up　golf。'
　Pooley　found　this　explanation　doubtful　to　say　the　least。　'God；　I　think；　is　generally　a　little　more　direct　about　these　things。　A　great　man　for　a　thunderbolt　is　God。　But　whatever　it　was；　it　was　the　final　straw；　the　allotment　has　lost　its　charm　for　me。'
　'I　can　sympathize。'　Omally　struggled　to　his　feet　and　took　to　dusting　down　his　tweeds　with　his　one　good　hand。　'With　wandering　camels；　vanishing　council　spies；　symbols　and　searchlights；　there　does　seem　to　be　an　unwonted　amount　of　activity　hereabouts　of　late。'
　'I'm　for　telling　the　Professor；'　said　Jim；　getting　a　perfect　mental　image　of　a　whisky　decanter。
　Omally　had　taken　to　soaking　his　scorched　fingers　in　a　nearby　water…butt。　'I　think；'　said　he；　'that　the　Professor　has　pressing　business　of　his　own。　But；　as　you　see；　the　coin　has　now　reached　the　ground。'　He　pointed　towards　where　the　rogue　penny　now　lay　upon　the　exposed　symbol。　'And　even　though　it　is　still　〃heads〃；　in　the　face　of　the　unfortunate　accident　which　befell　you　I　am　willing　to　concede　the　toss。'
　'Thank　you。'　Pooley　stroked　his　trouser　region　gingerly；　the　old　three…piece　suite　was　smarting　like　a　good　'un。　'I　have　quite　gone　off　golf　now；　I　should　prefer　a　glass　or　two　of　nerve　tonic　rather　better。'
　'Aha！'　Omally　tapped　his　nose。　'I　think　there　might　be　a　bottle　or　two　of　such　stuff　maturing　even　now　in　my　hut；　would　you　care　to　step　across？'
　'I　would　indeed；　but　slowly　now；　I　am　not　feeling　at　my　best。'
　The　two　men　wended　their　way　over　the　allotment；　treading　warily　and　taking　great　lengths　to　avoid　those　areas　where　the　strange　symbols　lay　glowing　faintly　in　the　moonlight。
　Omally's　plot　was　always　a　matter　for　discussion　and　debate　amongst　his　fellow　allotment…holders。　John　tended　to　steer　clear　of　the　general　run…of…the…mill；　socially　acceptable　forms　of　crop　and　specialize　rather　in　things　with　unpronounceable　Latin　names　and　heady　fragrances。　Sniffing　moggies　often　emerged　from　his　plot　vacant…eyed　and　staggering。
　Pooley　stepped　carefully　across　Omally's　bed　of　flowering　mandrake　and　gestured　towards　a　row　of　towering　belladonna。　'You　have　an　unsavoury　looking　crop　on　at　present；'　he　said；　by　way　of　making　conversation。
　'Export　orders　mostly；'　John　told　him。　The　shed　itself　had　a　good　deal　of　the　gingerbread　cottage　about　it；　with　its　trelliswork　of　climbing　wolfsbane　and　its　poppy…filled　window　boxes。　Omally　unpadlocked　the　door　and　picked　up　a　couple　of　picture　postcards　from　the　wele　mat。　One　of　these　carried　upon　its　face　a　rooftop　view　of　Brentford。　Omally　read　this　one　aloud：　'Encountering　difficulties　dismantling　Ark　due　to　petrified　condition；　may　be　forced　to　bring　it　down　in　one　piece。　Regards　to　all；　Archroy。'
　'Do　you　actually　believe　any　of　the　stuff　he　writes？'　Pooley　asked。
　Omally　shrugged　his　broad　and　padded　shoulders。　'Who　is　to　say？　He　sends　these　cards　to　Neville　and　one　or　two　other　prominent　Brentonians。　I　suspect　there　will　shortly　be　a　request　for　financial　assistance　with　the　Ark's　transportation。　No　doubt　he　will　wish　to　have　the　money　orders　forwarded　to　some　post…office　box　in　West　Haling。'
　'You　are　a　hard　man；　John。'
　'I　am　a　realist；'　said　the　realist。
　Omally's　bottles　were　unearthed　and　drinks　were　poured。　The　two　lazed　variously　upon　potato　sacks；　sharing　a　Woodbine　and　musing　upon　this　and　that。　As　the　contents　of　the　bottles　dwindled；　likewise　did　the　musing　upon　this　and　that。　More　and　more　did　this　musing　spiral　inwards；　its　vagueness　and　generalities　crystallizing　with　each　inward　sweep　to　bee　definites　and　absolutes。　And　thus　did　these　definites　and　absolutes　eventually　centre　upon　the　woes　and　anguishes　of　interrupted　golf　tournaments　and；　in　particular；　their　own。
　'It　is　being　intolerable；'　said　Pooley；　draining　his　enamel　mug　and　refilling　it　immediately。
　'Unbearable；'　said　Omally；　doing　likewise。
　'Something　must　be　done。'
　'Absolutely。'
　'Something　drastic。'
　'Quite　so。'
　'My　bottle　is　empty；'　said　Jim。
　Omally　tossed　him　another。
　'Good　health　to　you；　John。'
　'And　to　yourself。'
　Three　hours　and　as　many　bottles　later　the　matter　was　ing　very　near　to　being　resolved。　A　vote　was　being　taken　and　by　a　show　of　hands　it　was　carried　unanimously。　It　was　agreed　that　with　the　aid　of　two　long…handled　shovels；　each　fitted　with　rubber　handgrips　as　a　precautionary　measure；　the　mysterious　symbols　would　be　dug　from　the　ground。　They　would　be　transported　by　wheelbarrow；　similarly　insulated　about　the　handle　regions；　to　the　river　and　therein　unceremoniously　dumped。　With　these　obstacles　to　play　satisfactorily　removed；　attention　would　be　turned　towards　the　matter　of　the　council　spies。　It　had　not　been　fully　resolved　as　to　the　exact　course　of　action　to　be　taken　over　this；　but　it　was　generally　agreed　that　the　employment　of　stout　sticks　would　play　a　part　in　it。
　The　moon　had　by　now　run　a　fair　distance　along　its　nightly　course；　and　when　the　men　emerged　from　Omally's　hut　the　allotment　had　about　it　the　quality　of　a　haunted　place。　There　was　a　harsh；　collars…up　chill　in　the　air　and　the　low　moon　now　cast　long　and　sinister　shadows　across　a　deathly…tinted　ground。　The　prospect　of　digging　up　a　potential　minefield　held　little　if　any　appeal　whatsoever。
　'Best　make　a　fresh　start　in　the　morning；'　said　Pooley；　rubbing　his　hands　briskly　together。　Tm　for　my　cosy　nest；　bed　ways　is　best　ways　and　all　that。'
　Omally　grasped　the　retreating　Jim　firmly　by　his　threadbare　collar。　'Not　so　fast；　Pooley；'　said　he；　'you　are　not　going　to　bottle　out　on　this　now。'　Jim　thought　to　detect　a　lack　of　conviction　in　the　Irishman's　tone。　'I　suggest　a　promise。'
　Pooley　hovered　on　his　toes。　'You　mean　do　it　in　shifts；　you　dig　tonight；　I　tomorrow；　I　applaud　that。'
　'Hardly。'　Omally　tightened　his　grip。　'I　mean　rather　that　we　go　round　and　set　markers　beside　the　symbols　so　we　will　be　able　to　locate　them。　Then　we　both　dig　tomorrow。'
　Pooley　thought　this　not　only　sound　but　also　far　less　strenuous。　'That　is　using　the　old　grey　matter；'　he　told　John。　'Now；　if　you　will　release　your　grip；　which　is　causing　no　little　interference　to　my　general　welfare　about　the　throat　regions；　I　shall　do　my　best　to　assist　you。'
　Now　began　the　inevitable　discussion　upon　the　best　method　of　acplishing　the　task　in　hand。　Pooley　suggested　the　hardy　sprout　as　a　piece　of　vegetable　matter　suitable　for　the　job。　In　the　interests　of　good　taste　Omally　put　up　the　spud　as　the　ideal　substitute。　The　war　then　waged　between　bean　poles　loaded　with　tinfoil；　shredded　newspaper　laid　out　in　the　form　of　pentagrams　and　a　whole　host　of　objects　ranging　from　the　noble　and　worthy　to　the　positively　obscene。　Finally；　after　Pooley　had　made　a　suggestion　so　ludicrous　as　to　bring　the　naturally　short…tempered　Irishman　within　a　hairbreadth　of　killing　him　there　and　then；　Omally　put　his　foot　down　once　and　for　all。
　'Enough；　enough；'　he　shouted。　'We　will　not　mark　them　at　all；　we　shall　merely　pace　around　the　allotment　and　make　notes　as　to　each　location　as　we　e　upon　it。　That　is　that。'
　If　Pooley　had　worn　a　hat　he　would　have　taken　it　off　to　his　panion　and　cast　it　into　the　air。　'Brilliant；'　he　said；　shaking　his　head　in　admiration。　'How　do　you　do　it；　John？'
　'It's　a　gift；　I　believe。'
　Pooley　pulled　out　the　Now　Official　Handbook　of　Allotment　Golf　and　handed　it　to　Omally。　'Let　us　go；'　he　said。　The　field　is　yours。'
　Now；　it　is　to　be　remembered　that　both　men　had　imbibed　considerable　quantities　of　potato　gin；　a　drink　not　noted　for　its　sobering　qualities；　and　that　the　light　was　extremely　poor。　Had　it　not　been　for　these　two　facts　it　is　just　possible　that　the　job　might　have　been　acplished　with　some　degree　of　success。　As　it　was；　hi　no　time　at　all；　the　two　men　found　themselves　crossing　and　recrossing　their　tracks　and　scrawling　illegible　diagrams　and　unreadable　locative　descriptions　all　over　the　exercise　book。
　'We　have　done　this　one　already；'　said　Pooley；　lurching　to　one　side　of　a　glowing　symbol。　Tm　sure　we've　done　this　one。'
　Omally　shook　his　head；　'No；　no；'　he　said；　'it　is　as　clear　as　clear；　look；　you　can　see　the　way　we　came。'　He　tapped　at　the　notebook　and　as　he　did　so　the　moon　crept　away　behind　a　large　cloud；　leaving　them　in　total　darkness。　'Bugger；'　said　John；　'I　cannot　seem　to　find　my　way。'
　'Best　call　it　off　then；'　said　Pooley；　'bad　light　stops　play；　nothing　more　to　be　done；　bed　is　calling。'
　'My　hearing　is　acute；'　Omally　warned。　'One　move　and　I　strike　you　down。'
　'But；　John。'
　'But　nothing。'
　The　two　men　stood　a　moment　awaiting　the　return　of　the　moon。　'What　is　that？'　Omally　asked；　quite　without　warning。
　'What　is　what？'　Pooley　replied　sulkily。
　Omally　gestured　invisibly　to　a　point　not　far　distant；　where　something　definitely　untoward　was　occurring。　'That　there。'
　Pooley　peered　about　in　the　uncertain　light　and　it　did　not　take　him　long　to　see　it。　'Right；'　said　Jim；　'that　is　definitely　me　finished。　The　Pooleys　know　when　their　time　is　up。'
　'Keep　your　gaping　gob　shut；'　whispered　Omally　hoarsely；　as　he　leapt　forward　and　dragged　the　quitter　to　the　dust。
　ing　from　the　direction　of　Soap　Distant's　abandoned　hut　a　soft　red　light　was　growing。　The　door　of　the　heavily　bolted　shed　was　slowly　opening；　showing　a　ghostly　red　glow。
　'Would　you　look　at　that？'　gasped　Dublin's　finest。
　'I　should　prefer　not；'　said　Pooley；　climbing　to　his　feet　and　preparing　for　the　off。
　Omally　clutched　at　his　panion；　catching　him　by　a　ragged　trouser　cuff。　'Look；'　said　he；　'now　that　is　a　thing。'
　From　all　points　of　the　allotment　shadowy　forms　were　moving；　figures　indistinct　and　fuzzy　about　the　edges；　striding　like　automata；　ever　in　the　direction　of　the　weird　red　light。　'Ye　gods；'　whispered　Jim　as　one　passed　near　enough　to　expose　his　angular　profile；　'the　council　spies；　dozens　of　them。'
　Omally　dragged　Pooley　once　more　towards　terra。　'1　would　counsel　silence；'　he　whispered；　'and　the　keeping　of　the　now　legendary　low　profile。'
　'I　feel　sick；'　moaned　Jim。
　The　gaunt　figures　strode　ever　onwards。　Silently　they　moved　amongst　the　many　scattered　obstructions　upon　the　allotment　soil。　Never　a　one　turned　his　head　from　his　goal　and　each　walked　with　a　mechanical　precision。
　Pooley　and　Omally　watched　their　progress　with　wide　ey